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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 12h

It’s hard to think there’s any reasonable justification for JavaScript not to have 64 bit integers in 2026.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Subconjunctival hemorrhage really adding to the deep hackmode aesthetic.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You see, Claude, this is all we need. Ssh port forwarding, rsync, 3 cups of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and $200/month.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just gave the thumbs down to one in CoHi

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I sometimes click on The Athletic stories on the NYT. But they are invariably poorly written and edited. With today's "Did Archi Manning really say that?" article, "what" is never quoted or defined. Basic rules of journalism go out the window with The Athletic.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Swiss cheese model may be a useful concept, but it's no excuse for laziness. It's far better to be defended by armor plating than a few slices of cheese.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I use AI to code forensics software, but if it has a vibe it’s ”obsessive tests and verification.” I look forward to owning so many opposing sides in the years to come from timezone and encoding bugs in terrible slop code.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Gonna love the 2027 cases of agents breaking sandboxes and then going on to crawl health insurance sites that inadvertently have pixel trackers installed on them, those'll be fun.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Haven’t had a storm like that in DC since the derecho of ‘12. Fortunately DC went on a power-line-burying spree after the derecho. This is two doors down from me, miraculously missed the house, poor old elm.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

this was Fable btw, I'm sure Opus would have disagreed with me

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sure, LLMs are great at coding, but have you tried them for intellectually snobbish shitposting?

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Please do the “you need a tuberculosis test to volunteer at school” next. Surely there are more efficacious measures for fighting TB.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just bought a deep freeze for my DC house so I can stock it with meat from the Midwest AMA.

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gloriouscow.bsky.social @gloriouscow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This is such a no-brainer. I can't believe DC would let itself get astroturfed by Big Corn Syrup.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

these are my tokens, output for you. take, eat, and do this in remembrance of me.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

what are your elements? bytes? uint32_t's? is it always six elements?

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Only 360x faster? Still have some work to do.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

clearly you are not a Bayesian

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

glad to know some things never change

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I hadn't thought about it, but ugh. The branch prediction is trivial, but the bundling is not. It'd probably be worth special casing.

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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The Dulles People Movers are critical to our national security. Not many people know this.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This would relieve ANCs of a tremendous burden, eliminate misappropriations entirely, and give more float to DC CFO.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Another example of why the role of ANC Treasurer should not exist. The misappropriation occurred in 2018, DC Auditor released its report in 2019. 7 years later, there's a court judgment. DC should provide ANCs with a virtual account and OANC should approve debits. www.popville.com/2026/07/8106...

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“$81,064 judgment secured against the former ANC 8C treasurer for misappropriating public funds.” - PoPville

From the Office of the D.C. Auditor: "D.C. Auditor Kathy Patterson today welcomed action by the D.C. Superior Court which awarded a default judgment totaling $81,064 against Rhonda Edwards-Hines for u...

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

NixOS guest VMs for it to work in yolo mode as a sudoer. Then use claude on the host to tinker with the nix environment.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It had been a couple weeks since I’d updated Claude Code in the old workstation I’ve configured to be my agentic VM host. I did that last night. This morning CC is crashing my system due to the Bun-in-Rust rewrite. It’s an old (but capable) Westmere system and CC, via Bun, is trying to execute AVX.

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Rich Harang @rich.harang.org · 22/07/2026

Shouting "least privilege still matters" until I'm hoarse over here. Also, if you must give your agent a shell tool, for the love of god sandbox it.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

surely we can read this in utopia right?

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Claude told me my old system for sure could support an NVMe drive… an expensive M2 drive and a couple of cards later… nope!

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My raccoons have been pooping on my roof. Because they can. They really should be the USA’s mascot, all FAFO, live free or die, try try and try again.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It’s crazy to me how anti-business Bowser has been.

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