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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)

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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 3h
And his hair was perfect
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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mark Knopfler painting under way. #caricature #art
Caricature in progress of Mark Knopfler playing guitar.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOOGEYMAN (1986) Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 28” X 17” I love doing covers for anthologies, especially horror. This piece was commissioned for the annual THE YEAR'S BEST HORROR STORIES from DAW Books. #art #booksky 🪐📚
A tall, slender boogeyman with exaggeratedly long arms quietly slides open the closet door of a child's bedroom. Jostled hangers slide to either side as the creature emerges from behind the cover of clothing. Red dots glow like molten beads set in deep sockets. A double wrinkled ridge defines a wide brow while elfish ears knife out and back, framing a sloped dome that nearly touches the top shelf. The closet rod bars its way forward, crossing just below its round, snub nose. Salivating, its jaw hangs open in a V-shaped smile lined with short sharp teeth.
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This but for vocational schools. A liberal arts degree is going to get outsourced. Same with computer science. But a plumber has to live and work in the US to come to your house and fix your shit!
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is Ben ever going to reveal the location of the wellspring from Tuck Everlasting?
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17/10/2024
political yard sign season
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lanterns?
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Reading about baseball
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This worked in Florida against Kamala
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 09/04/2026
Marriage is tough. There’s somebody around you all the time and sometimes they ask “what are you doing?” and “why are you doing that?” Oppressive!
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
they shouldnt try to figure out how to run bluesky as a profitable business. it needs to be run as whatever a gorilla habitat is. this is our enriched enclosure.
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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have finished the portrait I have wanted to paint for more than three decades... Here is the man who led the mutiny aboard the 'Bounty', Fletcher Christian. More context in alt text. #art
A painting which is my interpretation of how the young 18th-century British naval officer and mutineer of HMAV Bounty, Fletcher Christian, might have looked. No likeness from his own time survives. My version is based 30 years of research into physical descriptions of Christian, into family resemblance among portraits of his relatives, and into uniforms and hairstyles of the 1780s.Screenshot of a long explanation of this project.
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So you thought my husband could only do caricature? Take a look at his latest creation and read the story behind it. I love that @tealcartoons.bsky.social is bringing a face to lost history. In the immortal words of Indiana Jones: "This belongs in a museum!"
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this Bjork? I want it to be Bjork
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 04/09/2026
"Architectural neoplasm" is a phenomenon where buildings, without apparent cause, start spreading outwards uncontrollably. If the growth is not quickly excised, it destroys the surrounding environment. While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.
A green and serene valley is being overtaken by a gigantic, nearly organic looking building. It has flat ceilings and rows of ventilators like those of data centers, and it juts out at strange angles to cover the land around it. The terrain below it is becoming dry and barren.
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey it’s that girl from The Bear!
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@cheatlines.co 👀
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Will this be exhibited on Pitcairn island??
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not funny. Ivy only throws up baseballs when it’s under extreme stress.
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(Not the Horror Author) Shirley Jackson @lioninthetrees.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spirit of the Pacific 🐳🌊✨ One of my pieces in my upcoming solo show, PERSONAL MYTHOLOGY, at GR2 Gallery! Pieces will be available online Saturday August 29th at 12pm; Opening reception will be from 6-9pm same day (I'll be there!) www.giantrobot.com/blogs/gr-new... #art #pottery
A large ceramic Orca whale done with black underglaze and graffito details. There is a turquoise California Poppy carved into it’s back as well as a handmade turquoise tassel hanging from its mouth that has a fortune coin and cowrie shell woven into it.
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
More Big Macs! STAT! The only way out is THROUGH!
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My dad is always saying this
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake commenting on field events* hes throwing the discus
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We will miss you
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I know it smell crazy in there
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If Ash had to chop her tits off, it proves there is no God
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Fiji mermaid” in the Monte Carlo oceanography museum!
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/plea...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(joe rogan 2014) Dr. Tim Goofly: Actually Joe, we've found a species of mushroom that can communicate with other fungi several miles away. It's a sort of neural network. (joe rogan 2026) Buck Bennet, CEO .50 Cal Coffee LLC: I wouldn't let a guatemalan onto my property.
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Mac And Me Alien Surprised Face
ALT: Mac And Me Alien Surprised Face
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My friend and I like to grade how wet the movies we watch are and Sorcerer is one of the wettest I've ever seen
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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think this Sherlock #caricature is finished. Acrylics on canvas, and available to buy. Drop me a line: Teal.Cartoons@yahoo.com #art
Caricature of Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman as Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my screenplay is a real “fish out of water” story. the main character immediately asphyxiates and dies
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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 18/07/2026
a post in r/accidentalwesanderson that made me laugh out loud: "my son threw this at me during a dinner party"
A note neatly written in child's handwriting on pink and white graph paper "father please talk to me in the den" [smaller text] "(bring the aircraft)"A view from father away revealing that the note is written on a paper airplane, which we assume is "the aircraft"
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Contact” did it first
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally) @cockdoc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social Lamar drops to 69?!? In the words of the immortal Uncle Tony - Mina! Defend ya boy!!!
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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!
A guillotine drawn in the style of 1980s neon vapor wave art with a sun and digital-style mountains in the background.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you get engaged at Disney world they should put you on a list
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*to the tune of american woman* aortic dissection
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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