Reposted by Col. Bruce Hampton Ret.
Col. Bruce Hampton Ret.
@clifmo.com
757 followers 4.1K following 2.2K posts
I'm basically frightened Of moral turpitude I'm scared of politicians Who have no hobbies I'm afraid of people Who don't think wrastlin's real I'm afraid of people Who don't believe in the moonwalk As I get up in the morning I'm afraid of increased weight
![skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyszri36usuuawks7s5viu5p/bafkreido2d4hqhw7t65jfnt253q4pm5z5zn2p4yffpmldpy7ti4f63ulma)
