🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the only consolation Americans have these days is not being British 000
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Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳James Neckbeard III @qsalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Second term Republican Presidents must lose a war and wreck the economy. It is their nature. 0764
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026how do i get a job as a side piece staffer for a bisexual congresswoman? i don't think i'd be any good at it, but it seems like it'd be a fun experience and i've always wanted taxpayer and donor monies to be used on showing me a romantic time 1304
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Order of Wizards has an outrage fatigue problem 1172
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But I don't WANT important tax documents. I want to DIE. 000
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wild to learn that polyamorous people can also be desperate 000
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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The government should require smartphone manufacturers to include a feature by which if the user orders fast food delivery the device explodes and kills the user. 000
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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Of all the dystopian future anime how is EVA the most prescient? Oh a bunch of rich people want to create God and destroy mankind basically because they're bored and not having a good time. 000
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Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the NSA has a systematic disenfranchisement of black voters problem 0163
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Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2025if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..." 13834109
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/08/2026senator booker, the leader of the opposition party is at 34% approval and democrats are polling better on issues theyve never been the favored party on sir, its time to condemn a twitch streamer and amplify ineffective republican attacks in a winnable senate race that dems need 241211160
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Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Repeat after me: I am not feistier than Liz Cheney. I am not feistier than the Rizzler. I am not feistier than Amber Frost. I am not feistier than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be feistier than I am. 3535
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Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026no one has ever tried to wrap me up in a warm tortilla and to me this is one of humanity’s greatest failures 710128
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“bad people look ugly” is one of the many ways in which progressive environments subscribe to phrenology — or even really middle ages folk superstition 1531440
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026if my last name was Possible and my parents named me Kim I'd flip my shit too 000
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We're reaching would historical levels of spilling jice 000
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What if, instead of crashing out, we all crash in? 1220062
Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the femboy community has a spilling jice problem 2392
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I think there's a lot of women who genuinely enjoy being cruel to men and putting them down and I have a question for those women: are you single? What's your phone number? Are you free tonight? 010
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You can tell trans women are women because everyone gets weirdly mad at them if they admit they like male attention. 010
🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I swear to God the Hank Green thing is negatively polarizing me. This is why the left has a purity culture problem. You have a notable public figure coming over to your camp and you want to chase him away. This is small group dominance dynamics. Not coalition building. 040
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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026In her Lolla performance of "Wink Wink" when Charli hits the line "dress like a slut" i swear to God she's channeling Matt Berry for a moment 000
