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Clarice Snarling

@claricesnarling.bsky.social
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Formerly MaryTylerSnore on Twitter. Writer. Complainer. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.

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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/o...
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Opinion | Susan Collins’s Luck May Be Running Out (Gift Article)
The independence and moderation of Maine’s Republican senator hardly matters anymore.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Love you, Jackie, but you are wrong wrong wrong. You'll find me in the corner drinking mimosas with Eugene and Jonathan.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Aww, Jackie. That got me right in the heart. I was at work that day, and composed professional adults I spent 40 hours a week with were walking down the halls sobbing uncontrollably. Surreal.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social But...but...but...do we actually trust jobs reports these days? I'm guessing someone has their thumb on the scale pretty heavily for this last one.
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Collins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If only there was someone in Maine with the power to call hearings and subpoena witnesses on this. tinyurl.com/5n7wvd7c #MEpolitics
NY Times headline: Family Presses for Information About Fatal ICE Shooting in Maine
The Department of Homeland Security said there would be an investigation. But so far little has been disclosed about the killing last month.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
curious how the one through-line between all these people is close personal proximity to pedophiles
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Welp, the national media's here. Look sharp, babes.
MS Now live shot from Portland, ME.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Jonathan, Maine voter here, and holy hell YES, we are that freaked out. And also YES, we are willing to roll naked over hot coals to send Susan Collins off to her retirement.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social I'm on full rant too, @jonathancapehart.bsky.social! Every minute of every day. It's exhausting. How do we keep fighting while getting kicked in the throat by our own government day after day?
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@mireillesilcoff.bsky.social Loved your NYT piece today! Sing it, sister.
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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I never thought I'd see a story that quite so beautifully captured the phrase 'decline of empire'.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I love this time of year in Maine, when the birds have all come back and there's a concert happening outside my window
Merlin app list of birds outside my window: Northern Flicker, Blue Jay, Barn Swallow, Tufted Titmouse, Eastern Phoebe, Northern Mockingbird.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@timmiller.bsky.social THANK YOU for telling the truth about this woman. People in the media so often spit out the M word about her, which is so, so factually inaccurate. XO, a very frustrated Mainer.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Mad respect to Jonathan, Eugene, Jackie, and their guests for making it through that Blanche segment without dropping any F-bombs. I made up for it here on my couch.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And here’s a gift link to the remarkable story about the FBI Director from @theatlantic.com. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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The FBI Director Is MIA
Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Daily Beast headline that reads: "Raccoon Penis Collector Says Trump Is 'Very Very Sane'"
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Wishing I had a great question, but I'm fixated on the fact that Jackie's jacket is giving me life this morning.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@joelawlorph.bsky.social Great article on the former federal aid workers in Maine. I hadn't heard about that.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@nils.discofrog.net Did you two see our favorite local dinner organization has changed its offering, and also how much would you trust that the promises in that email are trustworthy?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Braylon Mullins
Game of Thrones meme changed to "Tell Laettner. I want him to know it was me."
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Good job filling in for Jonathan today!
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
An image of Jesus hugging Trump. The caption: "Later, Jesus realized his wallet was missing."
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@dennisperkins5.bsky.social Just read your SNL piece. What bugs me about the breaking is that Ryan doesn't seem to be trying not to. Like, at all. What was hilarious about the Beavis & Butthead sketch last year was that Heidi seemed to genuinely be trying not to laugh. I liked the episode though.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Turning Point USA, sneaking into Portland, ME at a steep discount. Why the subterfuge? www.crashbarry.com/p/turning-po...
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Turning Point USA gets sweetheart deal from City of Portland
City insider alleged to help End Times death-cult, plus Ken Graves humblebrags.
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’ll leave for later why reporters didn’t fact-check - there’s an ugly story there too. But the urgent issue is, Platner would be crushed in the general. It's best to lance the boil now. Here’s the document, sourced and Wikipedia-ready. You should read it. The NRSC sure will. 11/
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Graham Platner timeline and lies
Graham Platner timeline and lies @capitolhunters.bsky.social / @capitolhunters Jan. 5, 2026 (updated Mar 3) Contents Summary - lies about tattoos Platner timeline Issues / Inconsistencies Why Pla...
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Anyone who's watched a Netflix movie in the past several years knows that company has been in the AI business for quite some time. It's what they have instead of writers.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.
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Portland Cruise Control_Maine @portcruisecontrol.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cruise lines market the pristine waters of Maine to sell their voyages, only to use the same waters to discharge their toxic scrubber wash. Contaminate the commodity you sell doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, does it? #Portland #MEpolitics #CascoBay #cruiseships #banscrubbers #Maine
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
He wishes.
Yahoo headline: "Frantic Vance backpedals as he gets fingered for Iran war."
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Adter seeing "Sinners" I had to kick myself for not giving Wallace a twin brother. Very proud to watch his journey.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@mainemillennial.bsky.social Hey hey! I just moved, too. I feel your pain. Cannot even imagine how people do it without hiring professionals. It's pretty sweet once you get settled in though, eh?
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Cartoon by Sipress that shows a hostage tied to a chair and the captor is saying: "Talk! Or we'll make you watch the State of the Union."
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"And I say man and female because I notice that this is the terminology used by men who still seem to believe they are owed at least one female. A man is a person. A female is a category. People will tell you things without knowing it, if you know how to listen." www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...
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Fix Your Hearts or Die
It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
“I’m just saying … bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@therealhoarse.bsky.social I've been reading your pieces. I, too, got into an online thing with a well-known person that ended very badly. Mine wasn't a full relationship the way yours was, but it lasted over 5 years off and on and I walked away realizing I was never a human being to him. 🫶
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The guy who told Americans that injecting bleach into our bodies may cure Covid is now offering to help Greenlanders with their medical care.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is it possible that people are finally seeing the light?
Infographic of a recent poll showing close to half of Americans describe Trump as 1) corrupt, 2) racist, and 3) cruel.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"Unless they pay me a fuckton of money not to!"
2014 Pam Bondi campaign ad promising to "put human trafficking monsters where they belong, behind bars".
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Pretty impressive to destroy not one but two media companies in completely different fields! Well done, Will Lewis. What's next for him? Run a movie studio that refuses to fund Ryan Coogler? So many ways he can keep failing upwards!
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“During my tenure, difficult decisions have been taken in order to ensure the sustainable future of The Post.” —Will Lewis
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Look, I'm not saying we *should* form mobs to beat billionaires to death with hammers, but I am saying the world would be a better place if they thought that was even a remote possibility.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@nils.discofrog.net Holy shit, your little niece has a pretty voice. And giant clanking brass balls.
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Fuck you, Susan Collins. I’d say I’m disappointed in you, but disappointment implies suspense, and you forfeited that luxury years ago when you turned moral courage into a cheap party trick you perform for cameras." jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/fuck-you-s...
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Fuck You, Susan Collins. Fuck You, Cowardly Press.
Say Something or Get the Hell Out of the Way
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Clarice Snarling @claricesnarling.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Democracy dies in dorkness.
Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk looking dweeby.
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