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Joseph

@clankclankclank.bsky.social
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I might have one good thought a month. Watching too much wrestling and replaying old games.

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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
searching an obscure retro game off a rom list and getting nothing was a significantly better experience than searching an obscure retro game off a rom list and getting 10 AI slop-authored gaming databases that confidently make shit up about the obscure retro game
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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𝔄𝔤𝔷𝔇𝔢𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔶🧙MCM London E-17 @agzdegrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🖌️💦
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September
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Umi @darkmagiciangyaru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this game released one week too late
Seteth Fortune's Weave 9/11 tribute
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Artistic Archer, Autistic Misfit @bookwormlover.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If only she said this to him at any point in the movie
Quess Paraya warning Gyunei not to be cringe in Super Robot Wars Y
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Madden '95 screenshot showing John Madden in the studio. Madden's dialogue box is edited to read "Watch Sports! Huge Titty Festival"
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new Nintendo game for democrats in congress just dropped
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ricochet is so committed to being somebody people actually want to boo rather than someone people think is cool. This is a near impossible feat to pull off in the realm of fiction in 2026, but he's pulled it off week after week in new and innovative ways. Like these Naruto patches on a denim jacket:
Screenshot of Ricochet on tonight's AEW Collision (unfortunately, the JPG format doesn't get along well with my HDR monitor and so the brightness is all blown out). He's wearing a blue denim jacket with two Naruto patches sewn onto it, a white baseball cap turned around
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Joseph @clankclankclank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pierre Gasly pole position is crazy. Let's hope the race delivers.
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boo-lt @boltgsr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Felt a buzz on my wrist and looked down and saw this. Never ever get a smartwatch
My smartwatch saying "look who's everywhere" and showing me a picture of Sylvain's evil brother from Fire Emblem
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 01/09/2026
Happy Bisexuality Visibility Month
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love having a urinal next to my grill. Just whipping it out and pissing into a tube like a foot away from everyone's food
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Onix, Vector's spouse @onixhope.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026
I played DQ11 today with the music off cuz I couldnt handle it, and I put Kendrick instead so it gave me the fucking funniest sync ever, I had to edit in what happened cuz the audio didnt capture
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Konami will celebrate the 40th anniversary of Castlevania at their upcoming TGS booth. No details yet, but for now we have this lovely illustration:
a gold & black 40th anniversary Castlevania logo & illustration featuring Death, Legion/Granfaloon, a big demon, many skulls, and a naked lady tastefully covered by her own hair. Notably, no Dracula!
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Joseph @clankclankclank.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shit. What a match.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Beauty of this cosplay is even if you have zero clue what one piece is or what character this is based off of it also just looks fucking good on Kyle
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Anime News Network @animenewsnetwork.com · 30/08/2026
The Baki spinoff manga that imagines if Retsu Kaioh was reincarnated in an isekai world will turning into an anime!
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Baki Isekai Spinoff Manga Gets TV Anime
Baki Gaiden - Retsu Kaioh wa Isekai Tensei Shitemo Ikkō ni Kamawan follows Retsu reincarnating into another world
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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Baki spin offs: -Retsu gets Isekai'd -Gaia and Sikorsky are roommates -Murder mystery in the Baki world -Hanayama's Backstory -Itagaki just makes a comic about Giant Baba vs Antonio Inoki because fuck you -High school girls talk about Baki <-NEW!!!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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Rekekka || CEO of Rebscilla ⚢ @rekekka.gay · 25/08/2026
shit i forgot to update this image
If any of these games were your first Fire Emblem Game;

Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem Gaiden, Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem, Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War, Fire Emblem: Thracia 776, Fire Emblem: Binding Blade, Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem, Heroes of Light and Shadow, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Fire Emblem: Fates, Fire Emblem: Shadows of Valentia, Fire Emblem: Engage

You Should Play: Final Fantasy 2

If any of these were your first Fire Emblem Game:

Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

You Should Play: Final Fantasy 2
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
aqua doodle
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tea area are day 💛🤍💜🖤 @nadleeh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So usually when I order shit from Surugaya I end up throwing a bunch of random stuff in my cart at the last minute cause if I have to pay bullshit import/DHL fees you better believe that box is gonna be full.. but sometimes I forget what's in there until I open the box and go wait wtf is this.. 😳
And sometimes you get jumpscared by a goddamn M'quve coffee mug like who tf even makes thisGundam "Principality of Zeon" mug cup featuring M'quve's stupid fuckass vase for some goddamn reason
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I found two other Kruk classics just trying to record this one, so this will be a thread...
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/08/2026
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Barrett Courtney @barrettcourtney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Required reading for today
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
dj khaled voice: another one
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Matt Alt @mattalt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I made this in 2006 but it bears repeating again. Here's a map of all the major super robot bases in Japan:
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
huge fan of the cropped versions bluesky shows you as well
Disappointment
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Enerjax✦ 🔜 Design Festa, Frosty Faustings @enerjax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Duncan’s Cabin 🍽️
For Patreon’s warrior tier print all of August! Some of the FFVI gang enjoying Sabin’s delicious cooking in Duncan’s Cabin 🌲🌲🌲
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
EVA Unit 02 being pierced by the Forkchop of Longinus
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Bakaretsu @bakaretsu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3 HOUSES!!
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Céspedes Family BBQ @cespedesbbq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
to be clear, this is *exactly* 10 wins, not at least 10 wins Cam Schlittler joined the party last night look at this electric trio:
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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I cannot emphasize this enough: watch the *whole* video the animations are actually frames of *embroidery*
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026
…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company?
A pink lumbar support pillow that looks like a meeple!?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/07/2026
when you're on minimum specs, not recommended specs
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🐧Sam Duvall🐧 @pachi3k.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh, awesome, Arakawa made the joke herself. So she's ALSO aware we only have one joke. We are deep-fried and skewered.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 18/07/2026
Final Fantasy IV 35th Anniv. illustration by Rika Okazaki (illustrator for Dragon Quest I&II HD-2D Remake, Octopath Traveler 0, The Adventures of Elliot The Millennium Tales):
Rydia, Rosa, Cecil, Kain, and Edge gather to celebrate.A cake with candles that read 35 and icing that reads FINAL FANTASY IV with decorations of the four fiends.
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026
Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
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Mom @milph.mom · 17/07/2026
Unfortunately, that includes the divorced aunt’s tax evasion and thoughts on foreigners 1:1.
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Jeffrey Paternostro @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is 100% the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
@petersterne on X: Mayor Mamdani says he's "currently subscribed to something I don't even have my login for, but they have my credit card information, and I don't know how to cancel it." Pressed what it is, he says "it's a publication, and I'll leave it at that." 👀
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Aoshu @bridalveii.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ウルトラマン60周年 #ウルトラマン60周年 #ウルトラマンの日
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First time French kissing 😅
Panels of two rice cooking appliances next to each other look like they are ready to kiss with mouth open and tongue out.
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