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Claire turbo chook

@clairekoolkat.bsky.social
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Currently running naked down your street. Writer, copywriter and general bozo.

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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We must stop the over-proteinification of food
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you go out and end up at the peel and then the next day if you haven't clocked 10k steps, did you REALLY go out and end up at the peel?
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How they did emergency alerts in Australia before mobile phones
Skippy and Sonny
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was today years old when I realised that Ibid wasn't some all knowing contemporary poet who has said a lot of shit over the years
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
War games. My @smh cartoon.
Four frames. 1. Large spiral bound book entitled: “UN COMMISSION OF INQUIRY INTO THE DELIBERATE TARGETING OF PALESTINIAN CHILDREN” lying on ground. 2. Scene from behind IDF soldier sitting at computer, on screen is the same book from frame 1 with a target, soldiers hand is on mouse moving cursor to side menu of symbols of weapons, cigarette resting in ashtray. 3. Close up on soldier’s hand clicking “CLICK” with curser on quad drone. 4. Scene of book as per frame 1, somewhat destroyed and in flames.
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bronte lee @brontelee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hey twitter margaret kudelka and a bunch of @kudelka.bsky.social’s family and friends are doing dry july, raising money for canteen who do incredible work supporting young people affected by cancer. if you have a few spare bucks you should chuck them here: www.dryjuly.com/users/margar...
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Support Margaret Kudelka this Dry July and make a donation.
I have signed up for Dry July to raise money for people affected by cancer. Please show your support and make a donation.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We should launch a war on Threads
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The flight from mel to Hobart was delayed due to the weight of all the passengers' luggage. Too many great Dark mofo FITS !!!
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Never forget your first time using the motion sensor flushing toilets at the Hobart airport. That unexpected gentle feeling of flushing water suddenly splashing your gooch has to be experienced to be believed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
David Fincher's Zodiac (2007)
three doctors on the tv sitting below a chyron saying "SERIAL POOPERS DIAGNOSED?!"
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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Toilet Paper Australia joined Cheeks Media at the Budget.
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just saw a highway patrol police officer on a date at the Village Bakery in Brunswick West and his motorbike was parked out front. His date looked like a real estate agent beige lady
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Look at this fkn gross AI slop from Heineken. 🤮🤮 Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns It's so bad and so shockingly obvious
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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I Survived The Great '26 NGOification Of Lived Stakeholder Experience And Now I Hold Space For Movements
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don't want to go to work tomorrow I want to go to Bilbo Baggins birthday party and ask Rosa for a dance
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i love wearing my jeans fresh out of the laundry. love being unable to sit squat or walk for a minimum of six hours
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Wilderness Society @wilderness.org.au · 09/04/2026
🚨Exposed: A major Bunnings timber supplier has been linked to logging in critically endangered swift parrot habitat 🦜 #Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz
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The swift parrot’s distinctive call was recorded dozens of times in a patch of Tasmanian forest. Then the forest was logged
Scientists estimate the endangered bird’s population has slumped to about 750. But the logging agency responsible for clearing its habitat said it acted lawfully
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A man on the tram just called his friend on the phone. His mate's name is Dangles. Onya Dangles
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My brother said to me that he doesn't care for the monster of the week episodes of the X Files which is absolutely the wrong take to have.
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The Nation Magazine @thenation.com · 09/04/2026
A human bureaucrat can destroy only so many lives in a day; AI can ruin the lives of tens of thousands at once: bit.ly/4c1xglU
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We All Hate AI, but if You’re Poor, It Can Really Ruin Your Life
Debt collection. Parole decisions. Oversight of public services. It’s all being outsourced to AI, with terrible consequences for poor people.
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 10/04/2026
The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction. Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Maybe I'm self-concious about my own chin and neck, but it feels like all young people who get a lil filler and a lil bit of botox and perfect foreheads all also have the same chin. How? How did they all end up with the same chin??? How?? I want that chin!! Gimme that neck and chin
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw someone wearing a tshirt that said in big letters on thr back SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
where will we meet now?
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My hatred for the ampersand in work PowerPoints is strong and overwhelming
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I was brave today! (posted in the work group chat asking my colleagues to sign the petition to save writers vic) www.parliament.vic.gov.au/get-involved...
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Restore funding for Writers Victoria - Petitions - Parliament of Victoria
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mulboyne.bsky.social @mulboyne.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This large metal cylinder in Osaka is not connected to the road overhead. It's new sewerage, and the top is supposed to be at road level. For reasons no-one can yet explain, the pipe rose 10m overnight. www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/202...
A metal cylinder sticking 10m out of the ground, in the middle of a road in Osaka.
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 25/02/2026
Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards
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Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards
Poet’s second collection The Rot won the Victorian prize for literature and the Indigenous writing category * Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email Evelyn Araluen has won both the $100,000 Victorian prize for literature and the $25,000 Indigenous writing category at this year’s Victorian premier’s literary awards, for her second poetry collection The Rot. Selected from almost 700 books entered for the prize, The Rot won the two awards on Thursday night, having also been shortlisted in the poetry category. The Goorie and Koori poet won the 2022 Stella prize, and was shortlisted for three premier’s literary prizes, for her debut collection Dropbear. Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morning Continue reading...
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Bhakthi @bhakthi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
After all that and there’s not one bare buttock in Wuthering Heights (2026)
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Clearly a skill issue, i get up around 7 and do just fine
AFR website headline: This exec wakes up at 4.15 every morning to ‘do better’
Felix Sekulla, a NAB executive for proprietary home loans and a 2025 BOSS Young Executive, lives half a day before most of us wake up.
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cumquat: nature's Warhead lolly
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ideal triple feature for someone who has just moved to Australia from like, Canada. In the following order: 1. Dogs in Space 2. Crackerjack 3. The Castle This will guarantee the viewer optimal tonal viewing journey
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We needed to normalise wearing name tags in the office
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Big year for horse girls starting week after next!
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
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Lucy Best @quietlylivid.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's February, so here's a lil catch up. Fringe World Perth was a good time. Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival next, and some other appearances too! lucybest.com/2026/02/04/its-february
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Ben Volchok @benvolchok.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026: Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question. An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub. FEB 20 - MAR 8 ARTHUR ARTBAR photo by Kate Cameron adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Every day I go to work, talk about Mamdani's hot wife's hair cut, bring up pictures of her on google, point out how chic both her hair and she is, do my work, and go home.
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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think of this tweet often
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey someone the other day at work said there's a new social media site like tiktok and insta, but was created by a Palestinian Australian. I wanna join it. Anyone know it?
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Lickin my chops like my cat licks her chops after she has just licked the inside of her own butthole
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
God gives his toughest battles (the summertime) to his bravest soldiers (bras)
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 22/01/2026
“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.”
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Liz @lizbarr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The important thing is that, instead of tightening gun restrictions after the Bondi massacre, we made it illegal to talk about genocide.
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
One of my favourite reddit pages is r/bald because of the glow ups! It's filled with poor dweeby men who have terrible thinning hair and then they shave it off its like when a girl takes off her glasses in a 90s high school film. Instantly hot
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AV @alanvaarwerk.com · 20/01/2026
the far side "cow tools" comic
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Emerging Writers' Festival @emergingwriters.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Get 10% off EWF events, exclusive goodies, and VIP events by becoming an EWF Bookmarker! Our Bookmarkers' ongoing support means we can continue to do the work we do 🫶 Get involved: emergingwritersfestival.org.au/bookmarkers/
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Claire turbo chook @clairekoolkat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
When people post before and afters of their apartment renovation and the photos aren't from the exact same angle is MADDENING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! ILLEGAL INTERNET BEHAVIOUR!
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