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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Marcus Noble @averagemarcus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This post from Sam Rose is absolutely fantastic! 💙 A real deep dive into Kubernetes probe with amazing interactive demos, advice and even a bug discovered in Kubernetes! 🤯 ngrok.com/blog/probes
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How Kubernetes probes work | ngrok blog
Learn how probes work interactively on simulated Kubernetes clusters running in your browser.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
22 MAY 2026. TOKYO BERLIN BARCELONA LONDON GLASGOW NEW YORK LOS ANGELES TICKETS LIVE FRIDAY 1 MAY. SIGN UP FOR ACCESS BY THURSDAY 30 APRIL, 15:00 BST. boardsofcanada.com
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/01/2026
Work in IT Security
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/12/2025
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I hear your fonts are woke now, Father
Father Ted racist grab
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It's FOSS @itsfoss.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Things are mostly silly inside my head. 😵‍💫
What I type:

tar czf data.tar.gz data
tar xzf data.tar.gz

What I say in my head:

"create ze file"
"extrakt ze file"

There is a bearded man holding a large pint of beer on the right.
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 26/08/2025
we will never solve typo squatting because the solutions to it aren't palatable
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ghrc.io Appears to be Malicious
A simple typo of ghcr.io to ghrc.io would normally be a small goof. You’d typically get a 404 or similar error, finally work out the issue, fix it, and move along. But in this case, that typo appears ...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/05/2025
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Lise 🇨🇦 @liseandree.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
#ElbowsUp presently. Almost #GlovesOff time!
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet
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Alex Battaglia @dachsjaeger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The first Astartes is THE best visual translation of Warhammer 40K Space Marines ever committed to the medium of moving pictures. And just the trailer for Astartes II is just... IDK, I am speechless? The person who heads this has such a ridiculous level of competence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...
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Astartes II – Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+
YouTube video by Warhammer
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight. I think this cartoon sums it up.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
screams "Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm" before face melts and blood sprays everywhere and my eyeballs roll out and catch fire like little jellied napalm orbs
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/01/2025
They obeyed in advance…AGAIN! The Washington Post killed off its "Democracy Dies In Darkness" slogan. New slogan: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
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Eden Marie @neonepiphany.com · 27/11/2024
If I wind up in prison, I want it to be because I designed an exploit that only attacks Smart TVs and only disables Motion Smoothing
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cjdmax @cjdmax.net · 28/11/2024
makes me sad :(
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Dylan Browne @dylanbrowne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Been playing around with the Unreal Tournament assets again, damn the weapons really shine with Hardware Lumen & Megalights in 5.6. Entirely lit via Lumen & Megalights with physical lighting values. #UnrealTournament #UE5 #UnrealEngine #Lighitng #GameDev #TechArt
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NRC @nrc.nl · 25/11/2024
Fokke & Sukke zijn ook overgestapt
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Fred Hebert @ferd.ca · 20/11/2024
They call it the AWS “console” because you only go there for grief and disappointment
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Jerry Vermanen @jerryvermanen.nl · 22/11/2024
Goede tip van @jaapvanzessen.nl: hoe wijzig je je BlueSky handle naar de url van je website? www.jaapvanzessen.nl/tips/bluesky...
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Zo verander je op BlueSky jouw accountnaam in je domeinnaam
Op het social media platform BlueSky is het mogelijk om je eigen domeinnaam te claimen. En omdat het mij wel wat tijd kosten uit te zoeken hoe dit werkt, leg ik het je hier uit om tijd te besparen.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
💀
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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD! 
*Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK
*Pervis's spirit departs the body*
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Enjoy the premiere with me tomorrow morning while a script slowly deletes every single thing I've posted on X in the last 15 years. The Really Dark Truth About Bots www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ5X...
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The Really Dark Truth About Bots
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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