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Captain Lūʻau Baño

@cjcw.bsky.social
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Internet guy. Fan of video games and wrestling. Bozo did the dub

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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 19h
Having never smoked weed this is pretty spot on
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/VVqrYAZQ1os Botchamania 538! It's been a rough week so let's all enjoy a dumb laugh at All Out, three moments of awkward refereeing from the same night, hard-ass tables, Taz confusing everyone by being Taz, Ridge Racer music, "Aw Dude" and everything else keeping wrestling sane.
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Botchamania 538
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 02/10/2026
oh my God this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThankYouPac
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Until we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Yb... 🤼‍♂️
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Manchester Orchestra - I Know How To Speak
YouTube video by Manchester Orchestra
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fucking love pro wrestling 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was wonderful 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Loving all the little PAC tributes in the match 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This episode is beautiful as a tribute but I hate that we have to do it at all 🤼‍♂️
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Hangman Adam Page remembers PAC. #AEWDynamite
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 30/09/2026
Giancarlo Dittamo posted this tribute to PAC on X:
The Apologetic Perfectionist.
That's how I'Il always remember Ben.
I want to share a story that goes all the way back to the day
AEW was first announced.
At the time, I was working for WWE. AEW had made its announcement in a parking lot across the street from where we were doing an event in Jacksonville.
Later that night I snuck out of my hotel to meet up with some friends who had just signed with this brand new company. I was so excited for them. There was something special about all of us being in the same city that night.
As we were walking across Jacksonville we ran into a bunch of the guys from 205 Live. Turns out they had snuck out for pretty much the same reason. They wanted to see their friend. Their friend was PAC.
I always thought that was such a funny little moment. Here we were sneaking around Jacksonville, just trying to see our friends.
But looking back, what I remember most is how much those guys loved and respected him. These were people who had worked alongside him, traveled with him and shared a locker room with him. And they were going out of their way just to see him.
Years later, I'd get to understand why.
I had the privilege of shooting many of PAC's promos over the years. From the Death Triangle to the Death Riders. If there was one thing about him, it was that everything had to be perfect.
Every word. Every little detail.
If we ever caught him on camera breaking character. He'd make sure that footage never saw the light of day. And then for the next few weeks he'd apologize for it.
"Carlo, I hope you understand. I hope you understand."Two weeks ago, we set up a little room to film interviews for Andy's memorial. Nothing fancy. Just a camera, a chair and a place where everyone could speak from the heart. No characters. Just people talking about someone they loved.
I sat across from Ben as he prepared to speak about Andy.
He came in. He knew exactly what he wanted to say. He sat down, delivered it with an emotion I had never seen from him and then immediately apologized and asked if he could do it one more time.
And there we were sitting across from each other, both crying. He kept apologizing. I kept telling him,'
"It's ok. This is all fresh. There's
absolutely nothing to apologize for right now.'
But he just wanted to get it right. He wanted it to be perfect. Not because he cared about how he looked on camera but because he cared so much about the person he was talking about.
I think that's what I'Il remember most about that moment. Here was a man who spent so much of his career protecting this Bastard character of his, sitting in front of a camera trying to find the strength to just be Ben and even when his heart was breaking, he was worried about getting it right. That's who he was.
I keep going back to that room two weeks ago. Two people sitting across from each other, crying over someone we'd lost.
Never in a million years did I imagine I'd be sitting here just two weeks later, trying to find the words to talk about losing him too.
And here I am, sitting here trying to write something perfect about someone who always wanted everything to be perfect. But I don't think I can.
I wish I could tell you one more time that you have absolutely nothing to apologize for and you were truly perfect. The perfect wrestler, friend and co-worker.
Carlo.
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LuckyTrece @facto13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to overstate just how much of an inspiration and influence PAC was in the British scene and beyond.
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Kyle_Edits @kyleedits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eddie Kingston went live on Instagram and this broke my heart ❤️ 
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know what to say other than RIP PAC. Dude was so damn good at his job. It's not fair that he's gone already.
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newLEGACYinc @newlegacyinc.com · 25/09/2026
NEW VIDEO! Who Will Survive? - The Beginning (WWE 2K26) Click here to watch!
Who Will Survive? - The Beginning (WWE 2K26)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since everyone is talking about the Elon movie and it’s an AEW pay per view it’s worth remembering when the Young Bucks were thinking about how to quickly let everyone know their characters were gigantic douchbags and their two moves were to dress like this and rent a Cybertruck
Young Bucks getting out of the Cybertruck Young Bucks dressed like dickheads fist bumping in front of the Cybertruck
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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible graphic for DG #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going from the best entrance at All In to a pseudo ad for All Out 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ospreay forcing me to remember Assassin's Creed exists 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout out to the Wardhoes out there 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty cool ending sequence there 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actual MOTY contender right there 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is one of those "let's do every idea ever" matches 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus Bandido what the hell 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This match is really fuckin good, guys 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AEW women still delivering on hardcore matches
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus that looked rough 🤼‍♂️
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah that match was fuckin great 🤼‍♂️
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 25/09/2026
I guess that the best argument, for me, against AI is that everyone advocating it seems to be a psychopath.
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Some people really have spent an extremely weird amount of effort and time to basically say "How about we heavily sexualize the place where people publicly go to piss and shit" and I have to say I don't think the transgender community is the scary side of that debate.
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
News coming in hot from America B
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'd like to share with you all a little wrestling move i like to call "fuck you and die in real life"
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really do think of MLW as The Austin Aries Containment Zone 🤼‍♂️
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you just know that posting "i'm just trying to start a polite conversation about who deserves human rights" will not be marked 'toxic,' but anyone responding 'hey fuck off with that' will earn +5 toxic points
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Captain Lūʻau Baño @cjcw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ex with the PUP quote, you love to see it 🤼‍♂️
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026
It will always be 2016, the only thing that will change is the liberals’ scapegoat they blame for their underperformance. Bernie bros, the undecided movement, trans people, but never themselves and their dogbrained, seven-figure consultants who only know one trick: act like republicans.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely crazy to me that it’s more acceptable to criticize Israel because you think all Jews are evil than it is to criticize Israel because you believe Palestinians are also human
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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