Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Bluesky is an unsettling combo of New York Times articles, disgusting hairy men naked, and furries. What is this place???? 031
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Zohran has the opportunity to be this generations John Purroy Mitchel 031
Reposted by BlorpBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Making a big show of arguing with my gf when she says the dog needs a bath so he doesn't realize I'm controlled opposition 9161388
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Tesla swerves directly into bike lane almost hitting me. Tesla drivers are by far the worst in the city. 000
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This sounds like a public bukkake. Idk if this is what Jesus meant when he said to service the poor 000
Reposted by Blorpdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/05/2025my dentist is going to regret asking me whats new at my next appointment 301753122
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Me over here in the dense breast mammogram machine parking lot 010
Reposted by Blorplauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/05/2025watching oppenheimer the way christopher nolan intended for it to be seen: on a boox palma ereader 492015142
Reposted by BlorpBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“Bustin’ makes me feel good” 12190461160
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Yesterday was a beautiful day so I went on a ride around the city 110
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 23/04/2025It’s illegal not to follow me on Bluesky. Do NOT break the law 000
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 23/04/2025It’s gunna be really funny when Elon gets bankrupted by his breeding cult 000
Reposted by BlorpPatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Pope Francis died this morning. This is Marjorie Taylor Greene’s response: 109445101
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The pope dies and his Holy Spirit destroys the stock market. RIP king 000
Reposted by Blorp🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 16/04/2025I want a guitar tone that sounds like this 2220328
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Cherry Blossom season in full swing. POV spring morning bike ride in the park. 000
Reposted by Blorplocalthunk @localthunk.com · 05/04/2025Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead 683961724
Reposted by Blorpdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/03/2025you have my attention 983364403
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Elon said during his Tesla Q1 presentation that “my predictions have a good track record” and a hush fell upon the crowd 000
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Columbia campus I’m watching NYPD deployed drones, seemingly for the protest happening here on campus 000
Blorp @cjbrowne.bsky.social · 07/03/2025SpaceX littering toxic space trash over the Bahamas reef system. Good thing the US government pays billions of dollars for this! 010
