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Circumcision Centrist

@circumcentrist.bsky.social
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Yes, Circumcision is my real first name

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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wouldn't have been impressed by the atom bomb. All bombs are made of atoms🙄
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tania ⊹ @synthstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this user misses ryuichi sakamoto
bitches be like "u miss me? Bitch I miss Ryuichi sakamoto"mirror selfie of me
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like that they built playgrounds under the new elevated train stations. It's important for children to play in the shade of a Cyclopean concrete megastructure.
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I can't wear a slutty outfit to my niece's Halloween party. I'm not deranged. But how slutty can it be before it's considered slutty?
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Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw a heron among other things. kate’s perfect sunday achieved
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A frat for women
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not like most people. I enjoy obscure tv shows like The Rehearsal and I Think You Should Leave
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a mug dale @amygdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a saury hand
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You go up into the mountains and you just see white people there climbing around
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have literally never heard a queer person say the word "accountability" (nor have I needed to!)
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I plan on getting really into jazz when I turn 44
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a nightmare and when I awoke I tried writing down the details. Now I'm left with extremely cryptic notes
Dry lips
Thin teeth
Thin lips
Can't feel pleasure
Pure hate? Worship?
Dog killer
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Lauren (茶 fan) @xxxhakasefanxxx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
seems a bit big
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Max out your "Wisdom" stat. Trust me
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎵You can never be strong. You can only be free🎵
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having maternal feelings towards a friend how to deal with
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sun Kil Moon? I sure hope it doesn't!
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe tmi but my O face looks like the Scream mask. Not happy about this
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Recent studies actually show that your brain is only fully developed at age 6
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I like the idea of wearing latex, but the sweaty realities frighten me
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steph @fkareynolds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
notice how your desires advance the alienating objectives of the system, whereas my desires conserve the communicative resources of the lifeworld
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People don't hate reality tv stars. They fear them. Most Anericans just don't know how to feel about a beautiul woman with ADHD
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is the Devil Wears Prada homoerotic? It's gotta be right? I should watch it. Or maybe women can be enemies and we don't have to sexualize it. Much to think about...
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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lifehack: stop
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My posts shouldn't hqve to be "funny" or "insightful" or "scrutable". It's enough that I want to share
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poats
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People don't talk about gooning like they used to. Difference between Biden's America and Trump's America I guess
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you have sex thoughts just bury them deep down and kill the part of that desires. Easy
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm trying to be grumpy but not in a way that affects the vibe
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does buying Mugler's "Alien" make me "basic"? I am slowly becoming offline enough not to know
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imstagram can be fun like when ur friends post thirst traps. But it can also be upsetting like when ur cousins post thirst traps
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mankind shouldn't have to wake up before 9:30
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm a big picture guy. Not a details guy. Details are literally where the Devil is
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tbh idk how the bathroom fan works. Doesn't the poop air just swirl around? Where would it go in a closed room?
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those vexillology guys spit on us heraldry guys. But one day we'll kill them
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't believe 9/11 happened just last year
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djoyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does anyone mind if i make it colder and darker every day
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love the OSR but I think that community is 100x more pretentious than any other ttrpg community. It's weird they call other sub-communities pretentious tbh
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"That wife was a gift from my dying dog" - Reverse John Wick
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have no idea how to order coffee lol every time I do it's a whole journey. But I can tell you this much: Cartel Coffee in Tucson is better than Spearfish Coffee in Juneau Alaska
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A big hat has still got to be the height of comedy for me
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Movie theaters should have mosh pits
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My guarantee to you. I will never "go country"
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not to lib out but I do love an ube iced matcha
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Date: your scent is intoxicating Me: yeah it's based on my diet so it's mostly peanut butter you're smelling
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A real job is something like working for the Northern Lighthouse Board, the General Lighthouse Authority responsible for the waters surrounding Scotland & the Isle of Man, and the superintendence and management of all lights, buoys and beacons therein.
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got beaten by my clone but I don't feel that ashamed. It is me, after all
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Circumcision Centrist @circumcentrist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why no michelin star restaurant in the theme park? Why no vegan sandwich? Must a theme park cater only to our basest instincts?
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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