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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Local man who says fake news is a huge problem in US shares fake news about himself.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Breaking: Trump announces today if Republicans win midterms every adult in US to receive free Lada.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 11/10/2026
@crampell.bsky.social on Trump and Russian oil: “Donald Trump has decided to betray Ukraine, betray our allies, and befriend Vladimir Putin. I think it’s really awful."
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s just like the movie Red Dawn except this time the US welcomes all the Russian soldiers with a nice picnic lunch.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
Ukraine has repeatedly offered cease fires and Russia has always refused
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Republican Party is on the side of Russia against Ukraine. It’s not me saying that, it’s their cult leader. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 10/10/2026
EXPLAINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TO AMERICANS
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Me, when I've been to the UK for a few days then come back to Germany and forget which way I'm meant to look first when I want to cross a road:
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a man in a purple tank top with the rolling stones logo in the corner
ALT: a man in a purple tank top with the rolling stones logo in the corner
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Televised executions. I expect the witch trials to begin early in the new year.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yet, ironically enough, we still elected Danielle Smith and Doug Ford.
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Canada the 10th smartest country in the world, well ahead of U.S., study finds
Canada's "smartness score" puts it ahead of 18th-place United States, but trails other commonwealth countries and first-place Singapore.
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GwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cbobblers1878.bsky.social, I've found a more annoying cunt than the blue goo fella.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Local man says wealthy people can be trusted to police their own businesses because wealthy people only care about people and the planet and not wealth.
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump has signed a voluntary pact with artificial intelligence companies to "self-police" the technology's development.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On this day, thirty years ago, some of us were thinking Alanis Morissette was a new Canadian treasure while trying to ignore the fact her wildly successful song Ironic really only described a whole bunch of unfortunate coincidences.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.thepoke.com/2026/09/22/f...
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The first and last time Nigel Farage dared to face James O’Brien has gone viral again, and it’s still a glorious own
It’s easy to forget that Nigel Farage was once (technically) a colleague of James O’Brien at LBC, before he left the station in 2020 having made inflammatory remarks about Black Lives Matter protester...
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love imagining the life and times of the poop police
A sidewalk garden space:
SMILE OU'RE ON CAMERA
PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOG
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Local man to stay on as leader after head of lettuce declines leadership nomination.
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As Carney's popularity soars, Conservatives weigh what to do about their own leader | CBC News
A number of Conservative MPs have soured on Pierre Poilievre as leader, but despite this growing angst, his position is relatively secure because there is no strong appetite to oust him and choose som...
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 13/09/2026
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as “Lake Legal Adult” so Trump will never want to touch them
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Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
OTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal...
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So the ‘negotiation’ involves blowing smoke up Putin’s arse, asking him what he wants then attacking Ukraine for refusing to concede it. Never forget the huge swathe of UK media & political figures who celebrated Trump’s ascent while claiming to care about Ukraine. Absolute heels, the lot of them.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Local province wants cake, wants to eat cake, but wants everyone else to pay for cake.
cbc.ca
Albertans to vote on opting out of federal programs — while keeping cash | CBC News
When referendum day arrives in Alberta on Oct. 19, the focus won’t just be on separation and immigration. One of four constitutional questions will ask voters if they support a push to amend the Const...
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(Checks Google and Apple Maps to see if they’ve renamed it on their maps yet)
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‘Donald J. Trump Memorial’: Rogue sign put up outside B.C. bathroom
A homemade sign was installed above the entrance to a public bathroom in B.C. over the long weekend, renaming the facilities after the U.S. president.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When they show you who they really are … for the thousandth time.
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Iceland calls Trump post ‘wholly inappropriate,’ summons U.S. ambassador
Iceland’s foreign ministry said Tuesday it had summoned the U.S. ambassador after U.S. President Donald Trump posted a map that seemingly showed the island as part of the United States.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"We've done nothing wrong but the people who did it have been sacked for (not) doing it," is quite the defence. And is it just me or Does. Farage. Get. Even. More. Comically. Staccato when he's straining his own enormous capacity for lying?
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know they released this in time to mark the 25th anniversary of 9/11 but it sure does feel like a very timely reminder that we do not deserve what America is doing to us right now. 
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NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11
YouTube video by Historica Canada
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Local man says he’s still waiting for his free iPad after opening new chequing account at Wendy’s drive-thru.
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Donald Trump mistakes Bank of Canada for retail bank | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday implied the Bank of Canada was a commercial bank with locations south of the border, not a Crown corporation based up north.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Deer My Friends The US is reely makeen me mad right now with there teariffs and renaming things but I have worn a Pertect Ontario hat, poured Amuricun licker on the ground and made a big sign with Lake Ontario printed on it but I am all out of ideas now so I will tear out some bike lanes. Premair
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BREAKING: White House administration says the US has now won AI US/Iran war and AI Strait of Hormuz will now be open to AI oil tankers bringing AI oil to the AI US.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Worth comparing Trump and the wider US Right's rhetoric towards Canada now with the kind of rhetoric Putin used on what he viewed as the "Historical Unity of Ukrainians and Russians" in the 2010s and early 2020s
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Canada's National Observer @nationalobserver.com · 31/08/2026
NEW: MapQuest is currently the number one navigation app on the Apple App Store, overtaking Google Maps thanks to Google's decision to follow Trump's lead in renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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MapQuest finds its way back to prominence thanks to uproar over Google Maps decision
MapQuest is currently the number one navigation app — and among the most popular apps overall — after Google renamed Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Saeed Khan @saeedwkhan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🇨🇦 supplies: ~60% of all imported U.S. oil ~98% of all imported natural gas ~60% of natural gas to Oregon & Washington state. ~25% of California's natural gas needs ~20% of NYC's electricity ~40% of Midwest natural gas ~85% of all potash (fertilizer) OK...message heard.
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) Says Shut It Down!
Alt: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) Says Shut It Down!
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David Reevely @davidreevely.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think you mean “43-kilometre canal.”
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Possible options: Bone Spurs Boulevard Comb-Over Crescent Man-Baby Way Temper Tantrum Terrace Stupid is as Stupid Does Lane
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It's finally time to rename Ottawa's Trump Avenue, councillor says | CBC News
As Donald Trump's trade war against Canada heats up, an Ottawa city councillor says it's finally time to rename a street that bears the U.S. president's name.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🟣 SUBSTACK Trump’s ‘Economic War’ on Canada By @goldbergradio.bsky.social Read below. ↓
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Trump’s ‘Economic War’ on Canada
For the Byline Podcast, Siobhán Vipond, Executive Vice President of the Canadian Labour Congress, discusses the latest Trump tariffs and how Canadians are responding to economic aggression
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And now for my next trick I will ruin the economies on Mars and Venus too.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Come on, Mike, I really need to get this deal signed. My numbers are in the golden toilet. Iran's a mess. There's diarrhea everywhere. People are still talking about Epstein. I really need a win here, Mike. Please sign this thing and let me be King of Canada.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This isn't the first time the USA has placed 50% tariffs on Canada. In 1890, the USA's Tariff Act was touted as a way to build up American industry, but the true goal was forcing the annexation of Canada. It backfired and made Canada stronger. This is the story. 📸 LoC 🧵1/10
Political cartoon criticizing the Republican platform for favoring untaxed whiskey (jug labeled "Untaxed Whiskey 20¢ Gal.") while presenting war‑taxed common cloth with an 89% tariff, highlighting perceived hypocrisy.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We now go live to Americans who think Canada’s being taught a lesson:
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Fight Club Scene: Man in White Shirt
ALT: Fight Club Scene: Man in White Shirt
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
See, how it works is, when you push the button on the top with your thumb, the pen part pops out. So you can write. And, if you press that same button again with your thumb, then the pen part goes back up. Okay, so if the pen part is up, and we want to write or sign something, what do we need to do?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"The U.S.'s narrow merchandise trade deficit only exists because the U.S. buys so much of its energy from Canada. I don't think they want us to stop sending any of that energy." Why yes, this is, in fact, a warning. It would be a shame if the lights went out... suddenly. #cdnpoli
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that Trump has reduced the US-Canada relationship to a zero-sum competition in the eyes of his supporters is in itself a catastrophic development. The relationship always thrived because it was seen from a mutually beneficial point of view. That’s now over and it’s a tragedy.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carney: “Last spring, I warned that America is trying to break us so they can own us, and I promised that that would never, ever happen. “We are keeping that promise. Canada is becoming stronger and less dependent on America. 1/2
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2026
Watching Prime Minister Carney discussing the breakdown of the Canada-US trade deal at a press conference and just really appreciating living in a country where the leader can speak coherently and knowledgeably about what is actually happening.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are dealing with predatory lunatics. They do not understand much of anything beyond submission. We need to fight, or lose.
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 22/08/2026
Canada right now
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