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Chris in TX

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Board games, dad, cloud engineer (AWS), AI dabbler, sweet clean P1.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm positive I've been beaten to this but... Women don't like the vehicle
Kirk Van Houten on the Simpsons pointing at his race car bed.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“he’ll never see his family again…”
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Trump admin currently working on an executive order making it illegal to football teams to "go for dos" after scoring a touchdown.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
veggie tales guy is a moderate who cares about racism and poverty which, in his religious circles, makes him a radical on the level of the V for Vendetta guy.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Kroger will lay off ~1,000 employees. In December, it announced $7.5B in stock buybacks – which juice stock prices, enriching shareholders and boosting CEO pay. Just so happens that Kroger's last CEO was paid 457x its typical employee in 2024. Textbook corporate greed.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Crazy idea I know but maybe we wouldn't be having an international incident with South Korea if we treated detainees like human beings instead of degrading and torturing them. Don't get me wrong - detained for no reason is still very bad, but not as bad as detained and tortured for no reason.
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What a difference a day makes

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Nancy Mace today: “It sounds like the shooter was a tranny, or pro-tranny.”

Law enforcement tonight: We have idea who the shooter is.
Rep. Nancy Mace

@RepNancyMace
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ.

We will try to do the same.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’d think what you’d want during a highly volatile, politically polarized time marked by violence is a president who can appeal to our common values and humanity and inspire calm and unity, rather than promising revenge. If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Tearfully texting my cousins that I won't be participating in the Bill Clinton boat parade next year. :(
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
THAT is your 4th and 3 play???
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK. Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters. Please share here and everywhere! bsky.app/start/did:pl...
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I bet more flags will be burned in response to this than in the last few decades combined.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Ten years in to pretending to be a Christian and he still can't demonstrate even the most basic VBS level understanding of Christianity. I suppose his Christian followers don't seem to care so I guess he hasn't deemed it necessary to learn.
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
These two things cannot both be true: 1: throwing a sandwich at a federal officer is a violent assault worthy of prosecution. 2: raiding the Capitol grounds, assaulting police offices & vandalizing federal property in an effort to interfere with an election is a harmless protest worthy of pardons.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 11/08/2025
heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters
tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente:

I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Dreamworks Animation writers trying to settle on a name for a cartoon jackrabbit
X from Megyn Kelly: Can confirm it's Bongino or Bondi - and the pick is obvious. Bondi must go.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is exactly how Republicans teach their voters to react to poor performance from their elected officials. Don't examine what went wrong and what could be done better (you know, the way football teams do), just accept that things went bad and oh well I guess they're supposed to do that.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/07/2025
this made me laugh so much
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It will never cease to amaze me that Republican voters expect and are ok with absolutely nothing from their elected officials.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Emmy-winning Austin, TX based TV meteorologist on Facebook:
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is the bar for Republican success. Hey, some people didn't die! Not too shabby.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Rep Keith Self explaining what Republicans liked about the big beautiful bill:
A tweet from Representative Keith Self saying "The Senate's version of the BBB is morally and fiscally bankrupt."
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The "Good Night and Good Luck" sequel is going to have a bummer of an ending.
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DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The pope posted this this morning and I’m thinking a lot about it
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
New King of the Hill opening sequence! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R189...
youtube.com
King of the Hill Season 14 | Credit Sequence Reveal | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I wasn't going to Wendy's anyway but after setting off my dog 10 times tonight with a doorbell in their commercial I'm really not going there. 😑
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
They’re going to draft Cooper Flagg, build a team around him, reach the finals, then trade him for 33 year old Luka Doncic in 2032
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Me announcing I finally won a drop on the SNKRS app
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2025
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a white sweatshirt that says wild and rebel
ALT: a man wearing a white sweatshirt that says wild and rebel
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Truly wild that Salesforce can’t think of a single real life thing their dumb AI can actually help with. Trust me Salesforce there isn’t an epidemic of men mistakenly given forced gyno exams. Nor are we being sat in the rain at restaurants.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
As a Mavs fan let me just say this was fantastic. Bless you ESPN camera operator and director.
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ABC 10News @abc10news.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
WATCH: Elephants at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park react to Monday's 5.2 magnitude earthquake that shook San Diego County. The elephants formed an "alert circle" meant to protect the young and the entire herd from any threats, according to the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The problem with Target alienating its audience is that it's extremely easy to not shop at Target. We'd go there for groceries on occasion and maybe pick up a board game or a candle or whatever that we didn't need. Now we just go to HEB and just don't end up with the stuff we didn't need anyway.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 14/04/2025
The divergence here from two companies with *very* similar customer bases is pretty wild, you do not see this sort of thing happen at scale very often.
retailbrew.com
Target suffers 10th consecutive week of foot traffic declines, sinking stock prices since caving on DEI
Costco, which resisted pressure to ditch DEI, extends foot-traffic gains streak to 15.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s kind of ironically fitting that the facts over feelings party is going to destroy the entire economy because they don’t want to make a weird old guy feel sad by telling him that everything he’s saying is cuckoo bananas
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