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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Among many other things I think she knows the Trump Train is about to crash into Epstein island and wants to emerge unscathed.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

As an Aggie fan and a Stars fan I am conflicted.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I'm positive I've been beaten to this but... Women don't like the vehicle

Kirk Van Houten on the Simpsons pointing at his race car bed.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

“he’ll never see his family again…”

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Trump admin currently working on an executive order making it illegal to football teams to "go for dos" after scoring a touchdown.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I was watching by myself and still audibly said "Dude careful with the head!"

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Condolences to anyone within a 50 mile radius that needs to buy gold spray paint from their local craft store - all sold out everywhere.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

As Bluesky predicted I have just saved a Jerry post.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

veggie tales guy is a moderate who cares about racism and poverty which, in his religious circles, makes him a radical on the level of the V for Vendetta guy.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I'm sad I missed them. :( Saw Jenny on the Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism tour which was fantastic but had nowhere near enough Jenny.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

True. Might be the first post-rapture monologue delivered from Heaven. What an honor!

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

If we get raptured before the monologue I'm going to be UPSET

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I wish just once I could be 10% as comfy as my dog seems to be every time she takes a nap.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Anyone who criticizes what Kimmel said needs to read the specific part that offended them and tell us why they believed it to be so over the line. Just so we can see the full magnitude of their snowflakery.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

It has to be the one and only 24 carat gold labubu.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Kroger will lay off ~1,000 employees. In December, it announced $7.5B in stock buybacks – which juice stock prices, enriching shareholders and boosting CEO pay. Just so happens that Kroger's last CEO was paid 457x its typical employee in 2024. Textbook corporate greed.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

It costs too much and weighs too much, but at least it's thinner than ever (which means it can't hold too much).

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Have I missed a story? Does Trump have an actual complaint?

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

What investor is stupid enough to invest in the video version of Truth Social? Do they really think the audience is going to stick around once the censorship rolls in?

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Crazy idea I know but maybe we wouldn't be having an international incident with South Korea if we treated detainees like human beings instead of degrading and torturing them. Don't get me wrong - detained for no reason is still very bad, but not as bad as detained and tortured for no reason.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Christian got lost on his way to Valhalla and ended up in Muslim heaven.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

We do actually - he's one of his letters from a few years ago

An image from the movie "The Snowman" with crazy handwriting with the message "Mister police you could have saved her I gave you all the clues" with a drawn snowman. So not actually Rafeal's handwriting but I bet his is similar.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

We have what will likely be 2 very late first round picks we could trade.... probably couldn't get much for that though.

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

What a difference a day makes

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Nancy Mace today: “It sounds like the shooter was a tranny, or pro-tranny.”

Law enforcement tonight: We have idea who the shooter is.

Rep. Nancy Mace

@RepNancyMace
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ.

We will try to do the same.
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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Looking forward to the Packers making those two super valuable picks they gave us for Parsons to be as low as the first rounds as possible. Another slam dunk trade for Jerry.

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’d think what you’d want during a highly volatile, politically polarized time marked by violence is a president who can appeal to our common values and humanity and inspire calm and unity, rather than promising revenge. If you cared about the collective well-being of the country, that is

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This is why I always wince when people say stuff like "be careful, they'll use your rhetoric against you." Then the other side just makes up the worst thing possible and just pretends you said it.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I love it too. So many great moments. And "Rey's Theme?" Fantastic.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Tearfully texting my cousins that I won't be participating in the Bill Clinton boat parade next year. :(

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

We need at least one Simpsons reference during the broadcast.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Tobias Funke from Arrested Development holding a recorder to his ear as he reviews the day's recordings.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Pretty exciting match going on as we speak. Get on it!

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

THAT is your 4th and 3 play???

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Can't compete with the Rizzbot currently haunting the streets of Austin.

A robot wearing Nikes, a chain, and a cowboy hat with the word "RIZZBOT" on his chest.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Are people having to pay for each account they follow? Maybe I have Bluesky Premium™ but it doesn't cost me anything and I'm not sure I would even realize I'm following someone who doesn't post. People are taking the time to audit who they follow?

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK. Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters. Please share here and everywhere! bsky.app/start/did:pl...

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I bet more flags will be burned in response to this than in the last few decades combined.

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Chris in TX @christx1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

"YOU WILL BE CHRISTIAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. And no we don't care if people are offended we hate those people anyway." (later) "Hey you guys notice how the youngest person at our church is like 55 years old? Strange. Probably a co-ink-ee-dink."

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