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Chris Walters

@christopherwalters.bsky.social
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Middle Aged White guy in Maine. My dogs and My Lady keep my alive and sane. Anti-GOP and all their various bigotries. Not interested in Crypto.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun fact: every licensed veterinarian takes a course in basic artillery and helicopter operation in case they need to administer meds to a kaiju. This hasn't been needed since the 1974 Incursion, but no veterinary program wants to be the first one to drop it as obsolete.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is one of the main tenets of Murphyism: It can always be worse; asking how guarantees finding out.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss satire.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when Cuomo was endorsed by Trump, Stephen Miller, and Elon Musk, and dem consultants tried to act like this didn't mean what it so fucking obviously meant
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Michael Little @tomcatjock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOP policy in a nutshell. Take money from the 99% and funnel it to the 1% who own all three branches of our government.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The rape and pedophile party specifically use transphobia as a wedge to make *all* their intended victims more vulnerable, and Jeff Epstein literally advised them in many, many, many barely literate emails to do this.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's only like one woman in that crowd
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI detection software, made out of genAI by the same dipshits making genAI, is being targeted at Black writers so that an Arday can happen but with no human able to be held accountable.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fresh off setting a $70 billion pile of cash on fire with temu second life for LinkedIn perverts, and then more billions on pervert glasses, Zuckerberg sets even more absolute mountains if cash with pervert tomagatchis, the tomagachi for perverts
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
LMAO if it destroys the world why the fuck should it be protected from lawsuits??????
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The president of the United States declaring that he’s banning the free press should probably be a big news story. Maybe even bigger than Biden misspeaking occasionally.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/09/2026
Ken Paxton’s financial disclosures appear to omit rental income on multiple properties. Receiving income and not reporting it is a violation of federal ethics law, three experts said. with @texastribune.org
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Ken Paxton’s Financial Disclosures Appear to Violate Federal Ethics Law, Experts Say
The Republican U.S. Senate nominee from Texas appears to have omitted rental income and multiple mortgages from his recent financial disclosures, making it difficult for voters to get the full picture...
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead RFK Jr strapped him to the roof of his car and drove around Central Park yelling aWOOOgah out the window.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Fuck all those dead babies. Let’s focus on making our dicks better.”
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every single damn day men kill their family members, including an incident just last week where a man in MT killed 8 members of his family — 4 of them children. But you barely heard a peep about it in the national conversation. Men killing their families is so common there’s a name for it… 1/
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/09/2026
“Fuck that ballroom.” ~God
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The phrase "actg sequence" is basically like referring to the "alphabet sequences" in a book, it's meaningless. It's elon being once again both a Nazi and a guy who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Any dem that promises to fuck up his entire life would win in a landslide. And yet
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only reason you’d want fewer people to vote is if you knew that most people disagree with your bullshit.
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Maine Public @mainepublic.org · 02/09/2026
An analysis of new federal data shows a surge in ICE arrests in the state has been driven by increased targeting of people with no criminal records. www.mainepublic.org/immigration/202…
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Maine sees 3rd-highest jump in nation in ICE arrests of people with no criminal records this year
An analysis of new federal data shows a surge in ICE arrests in the state has been driven by increased targeting of people with no criminal records.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We’re all starving while the president plays pretty pretty princess
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 31/08/2026
A Florida grand jury found that Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money it diverted to a charity connected to his wife, but it declined to file criminal charges due to a lack of evidence indicating who specifically was responsible. to.pbs.org/4gFMQ7z
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Florida grand jury finds DeSantis administration misused $10 million, but no charges have been filed
Despite the lack of charges, the report ignited a new round of criticism aimed at Gov. Ron DeSantis and other top state Republicans over the charity receiving $10 million from a state Medicaid settlem...
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Malcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
US BASES IN JORDAN UNDER ATTACK BY IRAN
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
People born in 2008 are 18 years old. Think about how if Dolly Parton had died in the 90's, literally *all* the news about her would be boob jokes and catcalls and schlubby guys going hur hur *That's* the culture all these Republican sexual predators and freaks feel nostalgia for.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a little less hope and decency in the world.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Really? I worry about wind resistance on the folding chair.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think the only reason I was never pushed out of the car pre-diagnosis/medication is that I was usually the driver.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I see a simple new technology and protocol to deal with these 'holes: a fabric bag woven with metal fibers to make a Faraday cage, large enough to cover even a large man. The 'hole interrupts the shoot, and PAs whose only job is this, bag the guy, subdue him, and remove him from the scene.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Handmaid's Tale, Idiocracy, 1984, Farenheit 451, Brave New World, The Stepford Wives...so much predictive fiction is coming true. Why can't we have Star Trek instead?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Probably would've been nice to know this before the 2024 election, but sure
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lucy from the comic strip Peanuts is watching TV, and she says "Christ, what an asshole."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The fact that after receiving classified briefings about COVID, Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue downplayed the virus to the public and invested in BODY BAGS should have been a bigger a story.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
At some point you would think a journalist would start looking real close at the guys who keep hiring him to make movies massively bomb. Like it should not take a genius to connect the dots here.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My friend Dave invented this stuff. With the original version, you can make any dish as hot as you want, without changing the rest of the flavor. He's also got some excellent blends. www.davesdevilpowder.com/shop/p/the-o...
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Original — Dave's Devil Powder
The Original Dave's Devil Powder. WARNING! Use this product with caution! This is the original Dave's Devil Power in it's pure form. A small dash for someone looking to experiment with...
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The nazis originally planned remigration (the Madagascar Plan) before settling on outright extermination. Which is 100% where he is trying to take this.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Do you like hot seasoning as well as sauce? If so, I have a recommendation.
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I usually say Apples and Orangutans.
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Ming @weimingkam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
GenAI ruining cute animals, a staple of the internet, is another crime I will not forgive it for. Also these weird small time liars on social media are so weird
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lmao even Charlie’s widow doesn’t want it. She already has a couch shaped like JD Vance.
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Malcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Trump orders “Unleash Hell” … like in “Gladiator.” OK, to what purpose? What can do that we haven’t done already in the first 40 days? Collective punishment? That’s a Netanyahu tactic that has never worked. This isn’t war, it’s irrational flailing. It’s just slaughter for the fun of it.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tulsi Gabbard's brother arrested for trying to lure children to Waikiki hotel room He approached several children, including a 9-year-old boy, and offered them gum and money to get them to join him in his room. ”Gabbard was arrested the day prior for a separate theft offense.” 🧐
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Tulsi Gabbard's brother arrested for allegedly trying to lure children to Waikiki hotel room
Tulsi Gabbard's brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children to his Waikiki hotel room on Sunday.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami on an extradition request from the UK, where they face rape and human trafficking charges. apnews.com/article/tate...
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Social media influencers Andrew and Tristian Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals Service tells AP
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami, according to U.S. Marshals Service.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If we vetted these ICE motherfuckers we’d probably find that most of them have a history of violence against women. Worth mentioning that almost every mass shooter turns out to have a history of violence against women.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"The rioters were fed wild falsehoods by the most powerful man on Earth. Because he was angry he'd lost an election. Former President Trump's actions that preceded the riot were a disgraceful, disgraceful dereliction of duty." Mitch McConnell Feb. 13, 2021
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who could’ve predicted this
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Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My condolences to England fans.
Screenshot of a tweet from Fabrizio Romano, saying "The FA plans to continue with Thomas Tuchel as England head coach for next Euros.

No changes after defeat vs Argentina as the intention is to continue together."

Includes picture of Tuchel, holding a jersey printed with "Tuchel 2028".
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