Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 4hFun fact: every licensed veterinarian takes a course in basic artillery and helicopter operation in case they need to administer meds to a kaiju. This hasn't been needed since the 1974 Incursion, but no veterinary program wants to be the first one to drop it as obsolete. 224254
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11hElon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes. 31015280
Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 17hThis is one of the main tenets of Murphyism: It can always be worse; asking how guarantees finding out. 000
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I miss satire. 2246440
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember when Cuomo was endorsed by Trump, Stephen Miller, and Elon Musk, and dem consultants tried to act like this didn't mean what it so fucking obviously meant 114744
Reposted by Chris WaltersMichael Little @tomcatjock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026GOP policy in a nutshell. Take money from the 99% and funnel it to the 1% who own all three branches of our government. 012
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The rape and pedophile party specifically use transphobia as a wedge to make *all* their intended victims more vulnerable, and Jeff Epstein literally advised them in many, many, many barely literate emails to do this. 0310133
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's only like one woman in that crowd 8425
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI detection software, made out of genAI by the same dipshits making genAI, is being targeted at Black writers so that an Arday can happen but with no human able to be held accountable. 2443186
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc 103067984
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fresh off setting a $70 billion pile of cash on fire with temu second life for LinkedIn perverts, and then more billions on pervert glasses, Zuckerberg sets even more absolute mountains if cash with pervert tomagatchis, the tomagachi for perverts 527287
Reposted by Chris WaltersCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026LMAO if it destroys the world why the fuck should it be protected from lawsuits?????? 231931341
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The president of the United States declaring that he’s banning the free press should probably be a big news story. Maybe even bigger than Biden misspeaking occasionally. 28668158
Reposted by Chris WaltersProPublica @propublica.org · 07/09/2026Ken Paxton’s financial disclosures appear to omit rental income on multiple properties. Receiving income and not reporting it is a violation of federal ethics law, three experts said. with @texastribune.orgpropublica.orgKen Paxton’s Financial Disclosures Appear to Violate Federal Ethics Law, Experts SayThe Republican U.S. Senate nominee from Texas appears to have omitted rental income and multiple mortgages from his recent financial disclosures, making it difficult for voters to get the full picture... 18928891166
Reposted by Chris WaltersGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mitch McConnell is so dead RFK Jr strapped him to the roof of his car and drove around Central Park yelling aWOOOgah out the window. 1938353
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Fuck all those dead babies. Let’s focus on making our dicks better.” 24579117
Reposted by Chris WaltersRuth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every single damn day men kill their family members, including an incident just last week where a man in MT killed 8 members of his family — 4 of them children. But you barely heard a peep about it in the national conversation. Men killing their families is so common there’s a name for it… 1/ 301719585
Reposted by Chris WaltersHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/09/2026“Fuck that ballroom.” ~God 218718
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The phrase "actg sequence" is basically like referring to the "alphabet sequences" in a book, it's meaningless. It's elon being once again both a Nazi and a guy who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Any dem that promises to fuck up his entire life would win in a landslide. And yet 1557
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The only reason you’d want fewer people to vote is if you knew that most people disagree with your bullshit. 171228197
Reposted by Chris WaltersMaine Public @mainepublic.org · 02/09/2026An analysis of new federal data shows a surge in ICE arrests in the state has been driven by increased targeting of people with no criminal records. www.mainepublic.org/immigration/202…mainepublic.orgMaine sees 3rd-highest jump in nation in ICE arrests of people with no criminal records this yearAn analysis of new federal data shows a surge in ICE arrests in the state has been driven by increased targeting of people with no criminal records. 0611
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We’re all starving while the president plays pretty pretty princess 1330452
Reposted by Chris WaltersPBS News @pbsnews.org · 31/08/2026A Florida grand jury found that Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money it diverted to a charity connected to his wife, but it declined to file criminal charges due to a lack of evidence indicating who specifically was responsible. to.pbs.org/4gFMQ7zpbs.orgFlorida grand jury finds DeSantis administration misused $10 million, but no charges have been filedDespite the lack of charges, the report ignited a new round of criticism aimed at Gov. Ron DeSantis and other top state Republicans over the charity receiving $10 million from a state Medicaid settlem... 2213139
Reposted by Chris WaltersMalcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026US BASES IN JORDAN UNDER ATTACK BY IRAN 58589305
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026People born in 2008 are 18 years old. Think about how if Dolly Parton had died in the 90's, literally *all* the news about her would be boob jokes and catcalls and schlubby guys going hur hur *That's* the culture all these Republican sexual predators and freaks feel nostalgia for. 4481112
Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There's a little less hope and decency in the world. 000
Reposted by Chris WaltersCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Wow. Just wow. 11669211653
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Handmaid's Tale, Idiocracy, 1984, Farenheit 451, Brave New World, The Stepford Wives...so much predictive fiction is coming true. Why can't we have Star Trek instead? 1431402276
Reposted by Chris WaltersKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Probably would've been nice to know this before the 2024 election, but sure 14446001218
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The fact that after receiving classified briefings about COVID, Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue downplayed the virus to the public and invested in BODY BAGS should have been a bigger a story. 12784247
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026At some point you would think a journalist would start looking real close at the guys who keep hiring him to make movies massively bomb. Like it should not take a genius to connect the dots here. 25914
Reposted by Chris Waltersedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The nazis originally planned remigration (the Madagascar Plan) before settling on outright extermination. Which is 100% where he is trying to take this. 14760216
Reposted by Chris WaltersMing @weimingkam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026GenAI ruining cute animals, a staple of the internet, is another crime I will not forgive it for. Also these weird small time liars on social media are so weird 1368
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Lmao even Charlie’s widow doesn’t want it. She already has a couch shaped like JD Vance. 1729725
Reposted by Chris WaltersMalcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Trump orders “Unleash Hell” … like in “Gladiator.” OK, to what purpose? What can do that we haven’t done already in the first 40 days? Collective punishment? That’s a Netanyahu tactic that has never worked. This isn’t war, it’s irrational flailing. It’s just slaughter for the fun of it.ok.to 40500152
Reposted by Chris WaltersStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tulsi Gabbard's brother arrested for trying to lure children to Waikiki hotel room He approached several children, including a 9-year-old boy, and offered them gum and money to get them to join him in his room. ”Gabbard was arrested the day prior for a separate theft offense.” 🧐kitv.comTulsi Gabbard's brother arrested for allegedly trying to lure children to Waikiki hotel roomTulsi Gabbard's brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children to his Waikiki hotel room on Sunday. 86885503
Reposted by Chris WaltersAmee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami on an extradition request from the UK, where they face rape and human trafficking charges. apnews.com/article/tate...apnews.comSocial media influencers Andrew and Tristian Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals Service tells APInfluencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami, according to U.S. Marshals Service. 52501135
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If we vetted these ICE motherfuckers we’d probably find that most of them have a history of violence against women. Worth mentioning that almost every mass shooter turns out to have a history of violence against women. 20705159
Reposted by Chris Waltersscha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"The rioters were fed wild falsehoods by the most powerful man on Earth. Because he was angry he'd lost an election. Former President Trump's actions that preceded the riot were a disgraceful, disgraceful dereliction of duty." Mitch McConnell Feb. 13, 2021 14238112
Reposted by Chris WaltersThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Who could’ve predicted this 1443873
Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Harry Kane: “Once we went 1-0 up, we seemed to just try to hold on… which at this level is not enough to get to a World Cup final”. What a polite way of saying the manager got the strategy wildly wrong. 010
Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Whenever I've watched an England World Cup match against tough opposition, and Mick Jagger is in the crowd, England lose. His presence is a harbinger of loss. But, with Thomas Tuchel as a manager, loss was inevitable, so Mick is off the hook. 120
Chris Walters @christopherwalters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is why I call Thomas Tuchel "Tuchus". I had to appropriate the Yiddish word for butt. He's a terrible manager. You do not defend a 1 goal lead with 20 minutes to go. 1 goal is like a level score to an opponent like Argentina. The only way to defend a lead with time still to go: increase it. 100
Reposted by Chris WaltersMalcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026AS EXPECTED. US-IRAN attacks have resumed. Iran hit a Tanker. US Navy is striking Iran. The SOH is NACHO Not a Chance Hormuz Opens. 2139593
Reposted by Chris WaltersLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times 5973711606
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/07/2026In most 20th century fiction, the good guy ends up killing the dude doing something like this at the end of the movie 2639
Reposted by Chris WaltersPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The best gift you could give a kid who is not yours, no matter how young, is an electric bass or guitar and amp. Their parents will be overjoyed at your gift, they will thank you for enriching their life. You will certainly not regret giving an electric guitar to a child. 6677