Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 19/09/2026This weekend in France is “Journées européennes du patrimoine” when all these beautiful old chateaus and churches open their doors to regular people. So now I have to let all these assholes into my place. 010
Reposted by Christopher LeoneRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293573
Reposted by Christopher Leonesnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026monkey (wishing on a monkey's paw): I wish I had my paw back 23211
Reposted by Christopher LeoneChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's the simplest thing, these little videos, to show that government is working, and more to the point, working for you. It kicks the teeth out of that old Reaganism about how the scariest statement is "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." 9793172
Reposted by Christopher LeoneGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Love you forever, NYC. 229312
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/09/2026Javelina trotted past me in an Arizona parking lot. It looked like this except in a parking lot. 000
Reposted by Christopher Leonedon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek? 343410667
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 01/09/2026Ah man, this is cool to hear all these years later: “A motel room key that opens any door in the world, as long as you use it on that exact door, sounds like a storyline that could wear thin fast, but The Lost Room turns it into one of the most inventive sci-fi mysteries ever made for television…” 030
Reposted by Christopher LeoneKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on. 7166911358
Reposted by Christopher LeoneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn 274132669
Reposted by Christopher LeoneCTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 08/05/2023FORBIDDEN CHESS PIECES: The Prophet, who is aware of the hands which move the pieces. The Crows, placed on the board after the final turn. 526461
Reposted by Christopher Leonetinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/08/2026quitting my job to become a slut 1211415
Reposted by Christopher LeoneMORZZ @mmorzz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So much of today’s “mainstream” media coverage is clarified by placing the words “our rich corporate masters want you to believe:” in front of every headline. 01410
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/08/2026 Clear sky tonight. I’m glad I got to live on Earth. 010
Reposted by Christopher LeoneKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas? 10995472184
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 30/07/2026If Bane told me I had to stay in the crashing plane so they’d find a body in the wreckage I’d be like, “No way!” 110
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 28/07/2026There’s no such thing as guilty feet, rhythm or not. 000
Reposted by Christopher LeoneKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Every time I’m stabbed in a motel shower I think of “Psycho.” 66820
Reposted by Christopher LeoneThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child theonion.com/i-was-once-a-normal-li… 171617230
Reposted by Christopher LeoneMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ 4355381232
Reposted by Christopher LeoneThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s… 295675806
Reposted by Christopher LeoneScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before. 12535311695
Reposted by Christopher Leone👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts! 15818240
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 12/07/2026Today in watching films I have somehow never seen before: Z (1969) directed by Costa-Gavras 010
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 09/07/2026Keep thinking I’m too old for this but they asked me again — I’ll be Mr. October in the Hotties of the WGA calendar 2027. 140
Reposted by Christopher LeoneLeigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes" 17107172609
Reposted by Christopher LeonePaul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 26/06/2026I’ve been doing alot of thinking about whats missing in TV COMEDY and what might help save it. I didn’t intend to write a manifesto but here are. substack.com/@paulscheer/...substack.comHow to Fix TV ComedyIs streaming stacked against comedies succeeding? 6417
Reposted by Christopher LeoneCasval ☄️🏳️⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time 1195442652
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 21/06/2026At the movies for a double feature today: BACKROOMS and DISCLOSURE DAY. 040
Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/06/2026I can’t help that my charisma is through the roof. 010