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Christopher Leone

@christopherleone.com
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Writer & director. CODE 3 in theaters Sept. 12, now on Hulu. Previous: THE LOST ROOM, PARALLELS.

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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 26/09/2026
Forrestal.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 23/09/2026
Do you consider us friends yes or no
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 19/09/2026
This weekend in France is “Journées européennes du patrimoine” when all these beautiful old chateaus and churches open their doors to regular people. So now I have to let all these assholes into my place.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
monkey (wishing on a monkey's paw): I wish I had my paw back
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's the simplest thing, these little videos, to show that government is working, and more to the point, working for you. It kicks the teeth out of that old Reaganism about how the scariest statement is "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love you forever, NYC.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/09/2026
Javelina trotted past me in an Arizona parking lot. It looked like this except in a parking lot.
A javelina pig cruising past.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 09/09/2026
Decided that my new nickname is Snake.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 04/09/2026
GREETINGS from New York, New York.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 01/09/2026
Ah man, this is cool to hear all these years later: “A motel room key that opens any door in the world, as long as you use it on that exact door, sounds like a storyline that could wear thin fast, but The Lost Room turns it into one of the most inventive sci-fi mysteries ever made for television…”
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 25/08/2026
French people are nice.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026
Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 22/08/2026
Literal black swan event.
A literal black swan, in this case floating on a river.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 08/05/2023
FORBIDDEN CHESS PIECES: The Prophet, who is aware of the hands which move the pieces. The Crows, placed on the board after the final turn.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/08/2026
quitting my job to become a slut
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 14/08/2026
GREETINGS from Edinburgh.
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MORZZ @mmorzz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So much of today’s “mainstream” media coverage is clarified by placing the words “our rich corporate masters want you to believe:” in front of every headline.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/08/2026
Clear sky tonight. I’m glad I got to live on Earth.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 30/07/2026
If Bane told me I had to stay in the crashing plane so they’d find a body in the wreckage I’d be like, “No way!”
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 28/07/2026
There’s no such thing as guilty feet, rhythm or not.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 26/07/2026
I’d like to make a Walter Matthau movie.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Every time I’m stabbed in a motel shower I think of “Psycho.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child theonion.com/i-was-once-a-normal-li…
‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 20/07/2026
I loved this movie.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 20/07/2026
I have now seen THE ODYSSEY.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.
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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!
A guillotine drawn in the style of 1980s neon vapor wave art with a sun and digital-style mountains in the background.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 14/07/2026
Dogs be crazy
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 12/07/2026
MORE
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 12/07/2026
Today in watching films I have somehow never seen before: Z (1969) directed by Costa-Gavras
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 09/07/2026
Keep thinking I’m too old for this but they asked me again — I’ll be Mr. October in the Hotties of the WGA calendar 2027.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 07/07/2026
Saw a snake.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 05/07/2026
Currently watching a movie I loathe.
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 26/06/2026
I’ve been doing alot of thinking about whats missing in TV COMEDY and what might help save it. I didn’t intend to write a manifesto but here are. substack.com/@paulscheer/...
substack.com
How to Fix TV Comedy
Is streaming stacked against comedies succeeding?
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 21/06/2026
At the movies for a double feature today: BACKROOMS and DISCLOSURE DAY.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 21/06/2026
💯
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 14/06/2026
I am going to eat macaroni
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 10/06/2026
I can’t help that my charisma is through the roof.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 04/06/2026
Know what time it is? That’s right it’s
A metal bin has a logo of a dog biscuit.
Above the logo it reads: “Time to eat” and below it, “Dog Food”
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 02/06/2026
My phone has been on silent since 2015.
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Christopher Leone @christopherleone.com · 31/05/2026
A lot of you are LYING
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