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Chris Swierczek

@chrisswierczek.bsky.social
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📍NYC. Makes thing. Nonsense.

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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me the last couple days:
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I wanted to use this gif for The Great America State Fair, but even dozens feels generous.
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Dozens Of Us, Dozens! - David Cross In Arrested Development
ALT: Dozens Of Us, Dozens! - David Cross In Arrested Development
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Apparently, drinking a Celcius and taking 2 melatonin gummies makes for an excellent 30 minute nap.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 23/04/2026
watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Fun to think that this Pope has definitely eaten more hotdogs than any other Pope.
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm from Utica and as an eight year old hearing you're favorite show mention your home town was the best thing to ever happen. Even 30 years later it's still pretty high up there.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is the only time in my life that I have heard a politician talk about St. Patrick's Day in the way I've wanted it to be talked about.
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Daily Godzilla! 🏳️‍⚧️ @perfectgodzilla.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Stop Motion Tests for Godzilla vs Biollante (1989) #godzilla
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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bean @leafysituation.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
wakes up and kisses NYC on the forehead I love my home soooooo much
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Let's go.
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Trying to plan future work before the holiday break
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025
not to generalize about a consumer electronics brand but if you try to post a picture in the fujifilm subreddit that you didn't take on vacation in japan they straight up kill you
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Enjoy Thanksgiving
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.
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BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Might fuck around and drink until I feel pretty
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I can’t wait to live through my third “once in a lifetime financial crisis”
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DustinVG @dustinvg.com · 01/10/2025
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
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Hushpuppy Art @hushpuppyart.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com I was drawing while watching Blight Club. So here's Pimpy Kong.
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JenTheTracy @jenthetracy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Business men do not understand that my goal as a small business owner is not to make the most money possible but to survive comfortably through making art. They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art.
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Today was the most Saturday feeling Friday ever.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 23/06/2025
WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
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nupsu @nupsu.me · 07/06/2025
Rover from #animalcrossing ❤️ #lowpoly
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/06/2025
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
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Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good
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Ashley Oh @ashleyoh.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
hey all, i just got laid off from my job. i have 10+ years exp in social media and gaming- worked for polygon, gamespot, rooster teeth, inverse. besides media, i’ve spent the last year working w/ devs to help market their games. if anyone has any leads, i’d appreciate you sending them my way.
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Chris Wade @luckshotgames.com · 25/05/2025
🚨HUGE News🚨 🐸BIG HOPS is a froggy platformer with deep movement, fresh tongue-gameplay, where you use powerful veggies to grow paths forward! ✨Free demo out NOW 🎮Coming to Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 in Q4 2025 💰Our publisher dropped us, so we're KICKSTARTING (links below)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS
Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
vatican announces new pope:
the turtle pope from Elden Ring, a giant tortoise in a ruined church with a pope hat
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The rats have chosen a new pope.
Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.
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F00 @thef00.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Couple of hours of #sketching before work 🎨 #art #sketchbook #rats
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Underrated: Going to the movies at 10am on a Saturday and r Sunday and having the rest of the free.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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Chris Swierczek @chrisswierczek.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Wednesday!!
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