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Chris P

@chrispummer.bsky.social
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Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Learning Mike Ditka died from the ticket guy at the Field Museum.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying not to be too demoralized. There’s more White Sox baseball Saturday.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You k pen meant five more.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fire more.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wanted more right there, but if the Sox can stay patient like that inning, they’ll get more.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More please.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still have fond memories of Tim Belcher putting out a fire for the Sox in game 3 of the 1993 ALCS.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not jinx this. Do not ruin this. Most of all do not drink and drive.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They should do another Brett Favre night where they put him in prison where he belongs.
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Lake Gulf of Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah, Dennis Hastert died.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 03/10/2026
I was right! Ump nailed that safe call.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me just now, “Holy shit he’s going… oh shit he’s out… no there’s the ball holy shit he’s safe!”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck yeah Mune!
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A long time ago on the old site Russell Crowe liked a post of mine about how there should have been a Master and Commander sequel.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These aren’t the Danzigs you’re looking for.
Search for the band Danzig returning audio content from Karen Danzig and Bob Danzig.
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
During Case Keenum's final month in the womb, this picture was taken. Case was gestating at peak Chicago GOAT hours. readjack.substack.com/p/caleb-pca-...
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bob Mould, always great.
youtu.be
Bob Mould performs "Hold On" (Live on Sound Opinions)
YouTube video by Sound Opinions
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Mike Sansone @mikesansone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Charles "Peanut" Tillman will be the Bears' honorary captain on Sunday. Catch up on what he's been doing since he retired from the NFL with this stellar piece by @danpompei.bsky.social Unlocked and free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
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After Charles Tillman transformed football, he joined the FBI. Then the immigration raids started (Gift Article)
Known for his signature “Peanut Punch” in the NFL, the ex-Bears cornerback found a new calling as a federal agent. So why did he walk away?
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bite me.
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ICE killed this man in broad daylight, lied about the events that led up to that shooting, it's been a full year and absolutely crickets coming from both the state and county states attorneys offices. Pathetic
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
✊🏻
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Chicago Sun-Times Guild @cstguild.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you!
Guild logo faintly behind black text with a white background, reading: 

We're excited to announce the Sun-Times Guild has reached a tentative contract agreement with CPM that includes protections against Al slop and layoffs due to Al.

We'll have more to share after ratification, but for now...

Thank you to our readers, supporters and community members who reached out to management. Your efforts made a difference.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody had a more clear-eyed analysis than Hunter S. Thompson.
espn.com
Thompson: Fear & Loathing in America
Hunter S. Thompson predicts a 'guerilla warfare on a global scale' between the United States and the merciless fanatics responsible for the four plane crashes Tuesday.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Come on White Sox you can do this.
Souvenir White Sox cup with the 2026 schedule on it, zoomed in on the September portion of the schedule.
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An excellent piece by Chicago Nazi-punching legend @noraflanagan.bsky.social adding some context to the decision by @riotfest.bsky.social to book Morrissey and John Lydon to play this year. erickward.substack.com/p/punk-chica...
erickward.substack.com
Punk (Chicago’s Riot Fest 2026) Is Not a Costume
By Nora Flanagan and Eric K. Ward
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A pedophile worked for the campaign of Ohio GOP Senator Jon Husted. Husted fired him. The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money. Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who is going to be in this season of True Detective?
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This sucks.
people.com
Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a great day.
Old Fashioned from Potter’s bar inside the Palmer House Hotel in Chicago.
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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rip to an event that nobody liked. Worst expansion plan for a sport I've ever seen. You can't price out casuals if your intent is to grow a sport - that's the opposite of what you should do. Hit me up for more business pro-tips.
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#selltheteamjerry @vincegalloro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kevin Warren is a six-year-old with a duffel bag slung over his shoulder, saying to anyone within earshot, “I’m running away!”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Let’s get that Romomentum back.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pope Hat giveaway at the White Sox. Must be blessed to get home runs from Brenton Doyle and Edgar Quero.
Wearing the White Sox Pope Hat giveaway and a Pope Chicago shirt in the batterman style. White Sox vs. the Reds at Rate Field on Tuesday, August 11. View from the left field bleachers. Pope Hat giveaway from the White Sox. Back of the Pope Leo IV jersey.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the way to the White Sox, had to take a detour to try the vegan soft serve at Runaway Cow. A+
Runaway Cow, a vegan soft serve ice cream shop at 608 W 31st in Chicago. Vegan soft serve cone from Runaway Cow in Chicago, chocolate and vanilla twist dipped in chocolate, top bitten off.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tim Anderson was the face of a distinct era of White Sox baseball. From early struggles, breakout and optimism, to a frustrating and fast falloff, as Anderson went so did the team. The good parts were incredibly fun and I’m glad the Sox are honoring him.
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Will Gordon @willgordonagain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My one foolproof financial tip is you don’t have to spend $400 on pine nuts and Parmesan every summer, you can just throw the raw leaves on every single damn thing.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The lyrics to Go #Cubs Go look a little different
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you think bikes cause traffic, you are without a doubt a complete fucking moron.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This sucks and is sadly what you’d expect from a state that hasn’t put Brett Favre in prison where he belongs.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Daily Walkoff White Sox #702 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
James Carville go away
Billy Corgan
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here at the ChiTown Drive-In Metal Movie Night to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and we’re all out of bubble gum.
With my sons at the ChiTown Drive-In for a screening of They Live for Metal Movie Night. Metal inMovie Night at the ChiTown Drive-In movie theater.  Roddy Piper in John Carpenter’s They Live. Poster for Metal Movie Nights at the ChiTown Drive-In. They Live on Aug. 1. RoboCop on Sept 5. The Thing on Oct. 3.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hell yeah
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my feelings on this are pretty straightforward: if you have a problem with poor people having greater access to less expensive food then you’re a fucking psycho.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kyle Davidson really is StanBo’s protege.
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This Disability Pride Month, CTA Acting President Leerhsen shares the "why" behind the expansion of our ABLE pilot. Keeping bus lanes clear improves service for all transit riders, but its most critical impact is protecting the safety and independence of our mobility and visually impaired community.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx.
Rush at the United Center in Chicago on Saturday. Rush at the United Center in Chicago on Saturday. At the United Center for Rush in Chicago on Saturday.
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