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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tracy out there connecting the dots until they make out the words, “You are a dumb asshole.”

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He died while I was in the Soldier Field parking lot, so pretty much how most Bears fans imagined it happening.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not part of a special exhibit.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Learning Mike Ditka died from the ticket guy at the Field Museum.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At the very least you have to be willing to PH for him against lefties. Even Peters, who is also bad vs, lefties, hangs in better in those spots.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sure, but it’s been more fun than back-to-back ass-kickings in September on the way to 100 losses.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trying not to be too demoralized. There’s more White Sox baseball Saturday.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wanted more right there, but if the Sox can stay patient like that inning, they’ll get more.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey, pinch hitter works too.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Even if he can’t stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Geoff Blum, let’s at least get to Leury Garcia territory.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Been pretty infuriating on HBO. Besides the awful ads, I have to jump to live practically every half inning.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Still have fond memories of Tim Belcher putting out a fire for the Sox in game 3 of the 1993 ALCS.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do not jinx this. Do not ruin this. Most of all do not drink and drive.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They should do another Brett Favre night where they put him in prison where he belongs.

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Lake Gulf of Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hell yeah, Dennis Hastert died.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Finding Danny at an industrial music concert to yell at him, the equivalent of construction workers yelling at John McDonough.

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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 03/10/2026

I was right! Ump nailed that safe call.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me just now, “Holy shit he’s going… oh shit he’s out… no there’s the ball holy shit he’s safe!”

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hear you. Been my concern all the way down the stretch when it became evident they only have one guy they’re comfortable using like a traditional starter.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Extra day off early in this series means he’s going to be aggressive.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A long time ago on the old site Russell Crowe liked a post of mine about how there should have been a Master and Commander sequel.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

These aren’t the Danzigs you’re looking for.

Search for the band Danzig returning audio content from Karen Danzig and Bob Danzig.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not with righties coming up. He’s also at 38 pitches and hasn’t gone much beyond that. Rather have him ready if they need him Thursday.

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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

During Case Keenum's final month in the womb, this picture was taken. Case was gestating at peak Chicago GOAT hours. readjack.substack.com/p/caleb-pca-...

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yeah, it still sucks, but hopefully it improves it enough to get over the finish line.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ok, maybe it wasn’t spontaneous if they could have done something like, I don’t know, look at his stats before the trade. Failing to do that, it probably seems spontaneous to them.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Exploded. Spontaneously combusted. Like a Spinal Tap drummer.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If only they had more than two guys they were comfortable with starting a game.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yeah, as long as you don’t have any red, purple or dark dyes that make the doc say, “oh shit…” while he’s got the periscope in there.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lemonade crystal light made it easier than I’d feared.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Vegan smash burger and fries plus cauliflower wings.

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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026

I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Always loved this version of Bob Mould doing “Hoover Dam” on acoustic, too.

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Bob Mould - Hoover Dam - live acoustic

YouTube video by Endi

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They’ve at least got a big new stadium instead of playing at a local YMCA or whatever the Yotes resorted to near the end.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can’t fire me because I quit.

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Mike Sansone @mikesansone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Charles "Peanut" Tillman will be the Bears' honorary captain on Sunday. Catch up on what he's been doing since he retired from the NFL with this stellar piece by @danpompei.bsky.social Unlocked and free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

nytimes.com

After Charles Tillman transformed football, he joined the FBI. Then the immigration raids started (Gift Article)

Known for his signature “Peanut Punch” in the NFL, the ex-Bears cornerback found a new calling as a federal agent. So why did he walk away?

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