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Chris P

@chrispummer.bsky.social
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Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.

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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These aren’t the Danzigs you’re looking for.
Search for the band Danzig returning audio content from Karen Danzig and Bob Danzig.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vegan smash burger and fries plus cauliflower wings.
Vegan smash burger and fries. Cauliflower wings.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Come on White Sox you can do this.
Souvenir White Sox cup with the 2026 schedule on it, zoomed in on the September portion of the schedule.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a great day.
Old Fashioned from Potter’s bar inside the Palmer House Hotel in Chicago.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pope Hat giveaway at the White Sox. Must be blessed to get home runs from Brenton Doyle and Edgar Quero.
Wearing the White Sox Pope Hat giveaway and a Pope Chicago shirt in the batterman style. White Sox vs. the Reds at Rate Field on Tuesday, August 11. View from the left field bleachers. Pope Hat giveaway from the White Sox. Back of the Pope Leo IV jersey.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the way to the White Sox, had to take a detour to try the vegan soft serve at Runaway Cow. A+
Runaway Cow, a vegan soft serve ice cream shop at 608 W 31st in Chicago. Vegan soft serve cone from Runaway Cow in Chicago, chocolate and vanilla twist dipped in chocolate, top bitten off.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wish.
Roddy Piper and Keith David in the movie They Live.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here at the ChiTown Drive-In Metal Movie Night to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and we’re all out of bubble gum.
With my sons at the ChiTown Drive-In for a screening of They Live for Metal Movie Night. Metal inMovie Night at the ChiTown Drive-In movie theater.  Roddy Piper in John Carpenter’s They Live. Poster for Metal Movie Nights at the ChiTown Drive-In. They Live on Aug. 1. RoboCop on Sept 5. The Thing on Oct. 3.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For a while my Costco carried this stuff. Blends well and the vanilla tastes better to me than other brands, almost like cake batter, probably on account of the pea protein. If somewhere else doesn’t have it reasonably priced, my fallback is stocking up on Orgain when it’s on sale.
Koia plant-based protein powder.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx.
Rush at the United Center in Chicago on Saturday. Rush at the United Center in Chicago on Saturday. At the United Center for Rush in Chicago on Saturday.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Have fun but stay safe.
A big Siberian Husky hanging out of the passenger-side window of a van.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Very lucky to experience the joys of fatherhood.
Jamming in the family music room with both of my sons.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Still can’t get over how amazing the weather was this last weekend in Chicago. You probably can’t overdose on this feeling but I’m going to try.
12th Street Beach in Chicago.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Beautiful night for some baseball with friends at Wrigley Field.
Cubs vs Rockies at Wrigley Field.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s just a beautiful day.
View of Chicago facing south from Montrose Harbor. View of Chicago facing north from Montrose Beach.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Perfect weather day for the Chicago Blues Festival.
From the lawn of the Pritzker Pavilion in Millennium Park during the Chicago Blues Festival.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Got to check out the Union Pacific Big Boy No. 4014. They did not let me sound the train whistle.
Big Boy No. 4014 is the world’s largest operating steam locomotive. Of the eight remaining Big Boys in existence today, No. 4014 is the only one still in operation. Big Boy No. 4014 is the world’s largest operating steam locomotive. Of the eight remaining Big Boys in existence today, No. 4014 is the only one still in operation.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Good morning.
Pink peony flowers.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don’t add enough music to my morning coffee and newspaper, so trying to change that.
The War on Drugs album Lost In a Dream on vinyl with today’s newspaper and a cup of coffee.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Really says it all.
Car with a bumper sticker that simply says “fuck.”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You think it can’t happen in America, but you’d be wrong.
A soda fountain with a sticker on the Coca-Cola dispenser that reads “temporarily out of this flavor.”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!”
Promo banners for a Pokémon fossil exhibit hanging from the Field Museum.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Was a great day to be in the sun.
A turtle resting on a fallen tree over a pond. An egret in a creek.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s only up on concrete blocks for now.
A spirit airplane in the driveway of a house.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I hope everyone meets the people they need to today.
A pink bumper sticker with hearts that reads “If you honk at me I will kill myself.”A bumper sticker that reads “If you are looking for a sign to stay alive, this is it.”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Cinco de Cuatro.
Scene from Return of the Jedi where Darth Vader asks Luke Skywalker to take his helmet off. Luke tells him he’ll die and Vader says nothing can stop that.. unless. Luke responds, “Unless?” as he takes the helmet off to reveal private detective Gene Parmesan. Luke says, “You got me again, Gene.”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me as the White Sox get closer to .500.
Indiana Jones reaching for the Holy Grail even as it’s out of his reach.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
April showers, May flowers.
White Narcissus flowers. White dogwood flowers.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First time seeing Noah Shultz pitch for the White Sox.
Nationals at White Sox on Saturday, April 25, 2026. Posing with the Southpaw statue. Wearing a Southpaw cap and using a souvenirs cup as a bat. He’s more accustomed to swinging from the left side than me. With my wife in line to enter Guaranteed Rate Field on Saturday afternoon.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Chasing away the clouds on an overcast morning with a damn fine cup of coffee and a donut.
Dark Matter Coffee from Do-Rite Donuts. Buttermilk old-fashioned donut from Do-Rite donuts.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Now if the guy had been wearing this InfoWars shirt it would have made more sense.
An Infowars shirt in rainbow colors with the Onion’s logo replacing the O. For sale now in the Onion store now that they own InfoWars.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The smell of lilacs is one of my favorite signs of spring.
Purple lilacs blooming.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Getting outside for a while. At the Morton Arboretum.
With my wife at the Morton Arboretum. Deep blue, purple-ish trumpet-shaped Virginia Bluebell flowers. Woman walking down a trail surrounded by Virginia bluebells.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Halt your scroll you must post a rare hulk
Hulk Hogan face insert around his handlebar mustache and wearing a Grateful Dead bandana.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Cheers to the ongoing rebuild.
Slobodan Praljak drinking poison in the courtroom after losing his appeal of conviction of war crimes.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Blackhawks honoring some of their inaugural Hall of Fame class by playing Sam Lafferty at defenseman.
Duncan Keith on the video board at the United Center as he’s inducted as part of the inaugural class into the Blackhawks Hall of Fame. Steve Larmer on the video board at the United Center as he’s inducted as part of the inaugural class into the Blackhawks Hall of Fame. Troy Murray tribute on the video board at the United Center as he’s inducted as part of the inaugural class into the Blackhawks Hall of Fame.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Grilling season means getting back to the best way to cook broccoli.
Broccoli, red peppers and onion on a grill pan.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Controlled spring burn at the Morton Arboretum.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Nice day strolling around the Morton Arboretum.
Out on the walking trail at the Morton Arboretum. Out on the walking trail at the Morton Arboretum. An uprooted white pine tree with its root system on display The root system of a white pine tree at the Morton Arboretum.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“Stay out of White Sox business” might as well be the team’s slogan.
From the Sun-Times article by White Sox beat writer Mitchell Armentrout about Frank Thomas suing the team over a jersey dispute. The lede paragraph: “Once scolded to ‘stay out of White Sox business,’ Hall of Famer Frank Thomas is suing the team for allegedly cutting him out of it.”
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Retvrn?
Glass bottles of Gatorade.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is larv just yesterday. I can’t believe this.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Cool new exhibits at the Art Institute.
Entrance to the Art Institute of Chicago’s “Matisse’s Jazz: Rhythms in Color” exhibit. Henri Matisse’s painting Still Life with Geranium (1906). Oil on canvas. In 1905 art critic Louis Vauxcelles disparagingly referred to Matisse and his contemporaries as fauves (French for
"wild beasts"). The term stuck and became the name for Fauvism, a relatively short-lived art movement known for shockingly bold color, rapid brushwork, and abstraction of forms. Matisse was Fauvism's unofficial leader. In this still life he loosely defined the potted flower, decorative vase, root vegetables, and small figural sculptures with minimal, simple lines and thickly applied dabs and strokes of paint.Entrance to the Art Institute of Chicago’s exhibit Korean National Treasures. Flute 피리
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Ink and color on paper
After Korea's liberation from Japan in 1945, the artist couple Park Rehyun and Kim Kichang-like many artists—strove to shed Japanese influences, especially their training in nihonga Japanese painting.
Instead, they sought new directions for hangukhwa (Korean painting). Park explored new styles by dividing forms into geometric planes: The overlapping branches in Flute give the tree a sense of volume, the boy's calligraphic lines and simplified coloring create a jarringly flat surface.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Train beer. Because it’s not like I’m driving the train.
Revolution Anti-Hero beer in a tall can. Drinking it on a Metra commuter train.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Cole Swindell sounds like a swingman the White Sox don’t trust in high-leverage relief appearances but might be able to soak up some middle innings and spot starts.
White Sox 2026 postgame concerts including Marshmello, Ja Rule and some guy named Cole Swindell.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Jair Bolsonaro in a hospital bed giving the thumbs up of approval.
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Chris P @chrispummer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Appreciate you honoring it.
A “Benghazi Ain’t Going Away” shirt commemorating a posthumous Charlie Daniels tweet.
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