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Chris Turner

@chrislturner.bsky.social
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Journalist, Mizzou alum, Arkansas native Views my own, not representing my employers

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 6h
donald. donald that doesn't say what you think it does donald.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 9h
look I’m not a 10/10 but how he is moving like this when he looks like that
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11h
JUDGE: you blatantly violated my orders. I am enraged. Don’t do it again or else!!!
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 13h
this is all happening bc Bankhead is being supported by republicans and refusing to drop out so she can split the anti-MAGA vote
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 13h
😐😐😐😐
A tweet from Kacey Musgraves responding to Kristi Noem's endorsement of Ken Paxton: "I dont think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 14h
Awful
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 17h
Jeff Bourne do u like free Tyson anytizers for life
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 18h
what’s it going to take for a judge to do their job
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18h
Yeah that's neat man. Did you know the guy who runs it is using his unimaginable wealth to accomplish all of the goals of the KKK? I don't care if it's the Dave & Busters of blowjobs, I'm not going
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18h
Why do people keep writing the same "actually it's more fun over on X" blog, who fucking cares
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 18h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 19h
How did they gerrymander a statewide race like a Senate race
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh my god
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
these people are so fucking stupid that it’s embarrassing to inhabit the same planet
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lmao so *this* is the guy who couldn’t get higher billing than Matt fucking Shaw for a TPUSA event
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New Avatar series
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Ok Nice Grafic
ALT: Ok Nice Grafic
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dems might have hesitancy here but Barak absolutely needs to be investigated for outright collusion
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guy that endorsed Trump
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So it’s like Steve Atwater, Dan Hampton, and Cam Little for greatest Razorbacks to ever play in the NFL then?
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/10/2026
I think it's good that candidates are referring to their opponents as Nazis and Klansmen, because they are! It's true! It's good to say true things!
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*very* good - taste like Cracker Barrel biscuits
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[47 whips out a baseball bat, hits himself in the dick, falls down into the toilet face-first] GOP: see, this is our president thinking beyond surface-level and caring about the American people and their problems
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Latest stop in the “Chris can only cook breakfast tour”: homemade chick-fil-a bowls with some Costco buttermilk biscuits in there
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Return
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The potential for 7-5
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Thierry Henry's Iconic Smile
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The SEC standings are going to be so fucked by November lmao
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about college football
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gonna be honest as a passive fan who hasn’t watched since before Mania I don’t know what the hell Triple H is doing anymore
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the Hogs can’t pick off Vanderbilt next week man idk if they’ll *ever* win another SEC game
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did I willingly turn this on what a stupid man I am
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
…..you’re punting?
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao are we even going to make it to midfield
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
correct call if that was the case. At least a shot
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly just let them score
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we regret the error
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
damn it I’m turning it on god help me
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely not, go fuck yourself
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The hogs did what
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to question the mermaids!
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A guy without his balls. It's a Munich.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You made a porno film where the point was the plot?
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everyone stop the season and take a picture!!!
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If (fairly large if) you can get two out of three from that Ole Miss/Georgia/Texas stretch somehow
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Paul Atreides: I See A Narrow Way Through
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Left more points on the table than we should’ve but that’s a damn good win.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you accidentally select Goal Line
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Secret touchdown thanks ABC
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the halves of all time. Come out of the half with a score and set the tone
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have information that will lead to the arrest of John Papuchis
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As soon as I saw that graphic with “0 INT” I knew it was bad news
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