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Florida Chris

@chrislongview.bsky.social
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Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h
OK sir...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
Susan Collins repeatedly refuses to answer as to whether she would campaign with Trump in Maine
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 10h
Pregnancy is the only condition where Florida courts have ruled that a mentally competent patient can be forced to undergo unwanted treatment, such as a C-section. (Published March)
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They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth.
Two Florida women had to attend virtual court hearings while in labor to argue for their right to choose their own medical care. As their state pushes to expand some types of medical freedom, it has a...
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h
doesnt look a day over 9 that beautiful lady. and she'll always be your baaaaaaby.
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IVE PLAYED THESE MINDGAMES BEFORE @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h
I am honking at you as I pass you on the right on the interstate as you are watching a movie on your phone.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h
seems bad
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 10h
"Mr. Hearn was deprived of his liberty, indicted for a crime he didn't commit, threatened w/ incarceration of up to 10 years & endured defaming of his name" Former Olympian charged w/ discredited Reflecting Pool criminal case asks for Dept of Interior watchdog probe of agency
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 10h
NEW: 20,000 voters have already submitted absentee ballots in Detroit. City clerk is "very encouraged" to have 20% return rate already, per spokesman for nonpartisan voter information campaign in city
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 12h
BIG NEWS: One of the country’s leading pollsters has our race in a statistical tie. Everyday, across Florida, our momentum and movement grows. On November 3rd, we’ll get it done.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11h
The 2026 version of being asked to train your cheap replacement.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h
the latter
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11h
Breaking News: Eva Marie Saint, who won an Oscar for “On the Waterfront” and starred in “North by Northwest,” has died. She was 102. nyti.ms/4hQfOlZ
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11h
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 11h
Unearthed clip from 2018: Q: Are you 100% certain that Brett Kavanaugh will not overturn Roe v. Wade? Susan Collins: I do not believe that Brett Kavanaugh will overturn Roe v. Wade. Q: You have full confidence? Collins: I do.
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12h
Very proud boyfriend. People Magazine has the trailer exclusive for A Very Merry Breakup, my girlfriend’s directorial debut. You can also preorder the film today! I’ll share details in the thread.
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Christopher Guest’s Niece Elizabeth Guest Stars in a Holiday Rom-Com She Wrote and Produced. Watch the Exclusive Trailer
Elizabeth Guest, the filmmaker niece of Christopher Guest and Jamie Lee Curtis, wrote and stars in the upcoming holiday film “A Very Merry Breakup”
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 12h
now that is a fat ass (derogatory)
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 13h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 15h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
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social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 13h
Ohio Senate candidate Sherrod Brown casts his ballot on the first day of early voting in Ohio
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 12h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 14h
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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D Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social · 12h
🚨🚨🚨SHOCKING🚨🚨🚨 Trump was lying and got the coverage he wanted anyway!
Trump Does Not Plan to Reimburse Taxpayers for Promotional Ads
A day after the president said his super PAC would pay for the ads, which had drawn bipartisan backlash, officials said that he meant moving forward. A new taxpayer-funded ad aired Tuesday.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
"Project Meridian is like so much that characterizes this moment in history: oriented toward a real challenge, but with the worst people given the power to come up with the answers. The best we can hope for may be that their recommendations get ignored and then forgotten." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
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“Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire
Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar ... and are given the keys to the DoD.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 13h
Look, this is bad. Yes. But the Trump admin sent six (6) people to Maricopa and Pima. Where, by my count, there are 404 polling places, spread across 18,000 square miles (each county is ~9k sq mi). What they want is the FEAR to discourage the voting they can't actually prevent.
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Climate Central @climatecentral.org · 14h
🚨Sea surface temperatures in the southwestern Gulf of Mexico where #Invest92L is located have been made 300–800 times more likely by human-caused climate change🚨
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13h
Among the many bad signs for Republicans next month, there's this. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Bunny Lorevere @bunnylorevere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also it’s iconic to have a trending song named after you >>
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h
MacFarlane: Fox is platforming Abdul El-sayed because it seems to do well for their ratings. It engages their audience. People on Fox seem to want to hear from him. It's not necessarily the case that they want to hear extemporaneous remarks at rallies right now from Trump.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
... is Kash trying to hire him?
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😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 13h
Ohio Sen. candidate Sherrod Brown: Jon Husted just said, he wants the war to end, and then for the 14th time, voted to continue the war. It's what's made costs go up.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah. He’s real eager to clarify what he really meant.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 13h
AI Ashley stole $10 million of OUR money from sick kids y’all! Floridians can’t afford Ashley Moody giving our money away for corruption and political gain. #AngieForFlorida
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 22h
Tour guides across D.C. say their business has cratered this year. Adding to the downturn, guides say, is that many tourists are angered by President Trump’s attacks on allies, the imposition of tariffs, and his visa and immigration policies.
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Tour guides lose business as D.C.’s reputation and landscape change under Trump
Guides say bookings have plummeted in 2026 amid renovations, closings and a charged political climate.
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 13h
How desperate is #Florida GOP gubernatorial candidate Byron "I Like Data Centers" Donalds? He's trying to appeal to Black voters, even though his party has tried reeeeally hard to disenfranchise them. www.politico.com/news/2026/10... via @politico.com
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Inside Byron Donalds’ campaign to court Black voters in Florida
Donalds could be the first Black governor of the state. But he’s working on peeling away a voting bloc that has traditionally been the backbone of the Democratic Party.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13h
COOK POLITICAL: “.. We now estimate Democrats will pick up between two and six seats -- squarely within the range of four seats they need.” @cookpolitical.com www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/sen...
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 14h
Laura Kelly: "I was even proud to see Zach Lahn voted in Kansas in '18, '20, and '22"
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 14h
More of this
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 14h
people rolled their eyes when I told them this song saves lives.
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 14h
Byron Donalds has spent $100 million, but we're in a position to win this race - because voters are rejecting the politics of division and embracing a campaign focused on housing, healthcare, education, and no data centers. Thank you for being a part of this historic campaign.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 14h
the good news is nothing financially catastrophic happened shortly after 2006
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 14h
Btw that Clean Energy PAC is up to $2m against Spartz in IN05
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Becca Votes Blue @beccaguitargoddess.bsky.social · 14h
This. #VoteBlue so that we can take back Congress and right the ship and hold folks accountable. Right now a vote for the GOP or a candidate not on the ballot, or not voting and staying home is a vote to continue to go full speed into an iceberg.
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Titanic Sinking Scene from A Night To Remember Movie
Alt: Titanic Sinking Scene from A Night To Remember Movie
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WIRED @wired.com · 15h
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is leaning into one of the major complaints about surveillance from voters this election cycle.
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‘Mike Rogers Is Watching You’: New Ad Blitz From Abdul El-Sayed Attacks Surveillance Support
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is leaning into one of the major complaints about surveillance from voters this election cycle.
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Gina Hinojosa @ginafortexas.bsky.social · 17h
Welcome to Greg Abbott’s Texas: higher taxes, more data centers.
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Senator Mark Warner @markwarner.bsky.social · 16h
What a sad state of affairs when a president can joke about letting Iran “take out” Los Angeles or San Diego and it barely makes news. Can you imagine the outrage if any other president said that? America – we can do better than this.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14h
🚨BREAKING: A Florida lawyer who previously pleaded guilty to illegally accessing election websites monitored the primary election in Maricopa County, Arizona for the Department of Justice (DOJ), according to records viewed by Democracy Docket. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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DOJ lawyer convicted of hacking election sites monitored voting in Maricopa County, Arizona
The involvement of the two lawyers in a state where President Donald Trump challenged the 2020 election results adds to concerns that the administration’s monitoring program for the fall — which it ha...
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14h
The Palm Beach County Republican Party has just endorsed Florida Republican Mike Caruso, who is running for office after being arrested on allegations of child molestation: "My name is on the November ballot, and I intend to win this election."
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 15h
VP Kamala Harris: Our founders imagined that there would be a moment where there may be a tyrant occupying the White House. They created 3 co-equal branches of government. This is the moment where the voice and the power of the people influences another of those branches of government, Congress.
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