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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hyper relaxed sleepers are very common in the feathered families. Original post
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🍉 matty 🪲 @mullhund.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
news happens so fast that I also forgot the president posted a murder video like a day or two before the Jesus fiasco and it's crazy that the latter made more of a stir
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J. @prodaexthetic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
First time using this platform. Here is my dog. I gave him boops after.
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
37 years. This could have happened to any team's fans. Very nearly happened to #lufc in 1987 by all accounts. It just happened to be Liverpool's. RIP And #jft97
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Warrior For The Resistance ⭐️ 🌊 💙 @canihelpyou.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
cartoon animal
orange cat in the middle of the bed looking out the window
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
To whoever thought it was fun to smash beer bottles on the path to the beach, fuck you.
My dog with his front paw bandaged up.
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Politician who sells bibles on the side complains about Pope being too political (for talking about peace and love)
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a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face .
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The republican party literally has NOTHING to run on for this midterm. No economy, no grown, no healthcare. NOTHING BUT HATE. BUT THEY REALLY BELIEVE people are going to vote for them again to have 2 more years of this shit????? Aint happening
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The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 14/04/2026
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberals have secured a majority government, winning all three of Monday’s by-elections and full control of the House of Commons. Read more here: www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 15/04/2026
Pam Bondi didn’t show up for her hearing today, despite our subpoena. We’re going to begin contempt proceedings. It’s time to hold these people accountable to the laws we passed in Congress.
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Skins 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺🛡️💙💛🍉 @ Soup @skinst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
All the ladies having a dust bath. 💜
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Amazon river dolphin is pink. Some experts believe the pink skin is scar tissue. Males are known to fight a lot. They may turn pink as their bodies accumulate battle scars. Original post
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
OMG. I read that Cheeto Jesus' staff told him to tell the press his image was doctored. He is so senile he forgot and said he was a doctor because he makes people better.
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a woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt .
ALT: a woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt .
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Nancy Basi 🇨🇦💙 @nancy-basi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m sure we can add to this list….
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Freyja @freyja3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh WOW he doesn’t eat or drink for the full incubation period “ Father of the year “
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"I owe more to Canadians than they'll ever know. In my baseball career, they were the first to make me feel my natural self." -- Jackie Robinson #JackieRobinsonDay
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A young man from Sichuan, China goes to "Skid Row" in Los Angeles to feed the homeless. Ends up getting arrested.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It is not a conspiracy anymore.
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A very awarded Police Dog. He saved more than 100 human lives... RESPECT! Original post
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CtlAltDel @ctlaltdel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sometimes my cat Sancho will get up from sleeping 10 hours straight, wander into the basement, and just holler mournfully for 15 minutes for seemingly no reason. I get it, man.
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Steven Van Impe @svanimpe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
People talking about JD being excommunicated have clearly forgotten about canon 1373: "A person who publicly incites his or her subjects to hatred or animosity against the Apostolic See ... or who provokes the subjects to disobedience against them, is to be punished by interdict ..."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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Lady Starblade @ladystarblade.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
After the crap day yesterday, I went to my local place for sushi, and on my way home, I met a curly haired puppy who ran up and immediately presented her belly for rubs. As I’m rubbing, I ask, “What’s her name?” “Lulu.” So….😄❤️🐶 Dogs named Lulu making us smile: Me 🤝 Jasper
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Simon Chapman AO @simonchapman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Street artist goes to town in Newtown, Sydney
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yep 💀

This image features Kurt Russell as the iconic antihero Snake Plissken in the 1981 dystopian action film, Escape from New York. Directed by John Carpenter, the film is set in a future (the then-dystopian 1997) where Manhattan has been converted into a giant maximum-security prison.
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Malcolm & Baby Dog @malcolmandbabydog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Friends! No video this morning because we are in the midst of an INCIDENT! Mum came down to the kitchen to find a tiny Field Mouse looking at her. Before Mum could safely catch it, it ran under the oven. Now the Triplets are trying to ‘help’ but Mum doesn’t want them to hurt it. I’ll report back… 🐭
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 14/04/2026
If you cannot tell, you should consult your physician.
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Diane Coyle @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#sophiefromromania was excited the friends were coming round, chilled when they got here, then hopeful about the Hungarian elections
Sophie dog excited then chilled
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, family girl, said when interviewed “moi loves ma mère et her huggy huggies. Moi doesn’t understand pourquoi she stops les huggies pour se brosser les dents. Moi is super plus interéssante than l’Oral-B Pro et moi smelly smellies is better plus earthy, plus chienne.”
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#SophiefromRomania and the prof having a moment in the kitchen
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a father going to the Portsoy Book Festival, said when interviewed “moi wishes moi could go, moi loves les livres en particulier about moi. Moi will stay avec ma mère. Moi wishes mon père, mon oncle Si, ma tante Nina et ma cousine Ripley bonne chance.”
moi.moi
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annellis6.bsky.social @annellis6.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They were hungry. And maybe made a getaway on your bike.
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, loyal dog, said when interviewed “Monsieur Renard was proper naughty naughty et upset la poubelle! Mon père was super cross. Moi thinks Monsieur Renard should rack off et stay out of nous jardin.Moi will be nicey nicey to mon père, nous can mange du fromage ensemble.”
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My bike got stolen yesterday and I stepped outside this morning with #sophiefromromania to find the foxes had emptied our food bin all over the pavement but we’re trying to keep cheerful
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In all the kerfuffle around having my bike stolen, I didn’t get round to putting up a picture of #sophiefromromania but here she is this morning on a decent walk with Goncalo and Juno
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 12/04/2026
By Trevor Cole in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. Photo by Erika Lopez of her dog Carlos. <3 Made You Smile (15 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/10/s...
A small brown-and-white dog gently reaches over the edge of a weathered wall to comfort a painted stencil of a sad, slumped boy sitting below, creating a touching real-life interaction with the artwork. The illusion blends the physical environment—cracked paint, exposed wood, and damp streaks—with the mural, making it appear as if the dog is consoling the lonely figure. Street art by iHeart in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So so happy to give her this news in person today. Little Dolly Parton deserves this break in life ❤️ youtu.be/iu2GaB0O8fI?...
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Tiny dog thrown out on the streets is getting some big news today. Dolly Parton has a big future
YouTube video by Happy Doggo
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K. Cook & Cats, Co. @iamkaymichelle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
If you’ve never seen #DerryGirls, it’s one of the most riotously funny #TVShows I’ve ever seen in my life. I for sure had to watch it with subtitles on, bc what they’re speaking is barely English, but that show made me howl when I watched it a few years ago 🤣 #lol #TVSky #TV
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a nun says what 's happening while crying
Alt: It’s a really good, funny show. I highly recommend it.
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apricot 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @s0bk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
hanging out with my children. for my enrichment and theirs.
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Kelsey Reichmann @kelseyreichmann.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You have the people who are at Coachella, the people who are at the Masters, and the people who are wondering if they can afford groceries
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Freyja @freyja3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fergie looks annoyed at his presence to me 🐐
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.
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Andrei @capbaddecisions.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
had to rush to the vet at night cause the kitty I'm taking care of started bleeding out of nowhere. She's fine but we're keeping an eye on her... Send good vibes to Salem, if you can.
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Janet @bookwormjan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As we arrived in Heptonstall word seemed to get out that we may have brought chicken feed.
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