Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Hyper relaxed sleepers are very common in the feathered families. Original post 38892116
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.social🍉 matty 🪲 @mullhund.bsky.social · 15/04/2026news happens so fast that I also forgot the president posted a murder video like a day or two before the Jesus fiasco and it's crazy that the latter made more of a stir 22319479
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialJ. @prodaexthetic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026First time using this platform. Here is my dog. I gave him boops after. 3469485265
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialPhil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 15/04/202637 years. This could have happened to any team's fans. Very nearly happened to #lufc in 1987 by all accounts. It just happened to be Liverpool's. RIP And #jft97 4035077
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialWarrior For The Resistance ⭐️ 🌊 💙 @canihelpyou.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files 23892183460
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026cartoon animal 402070116
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 15/04/2026To whoever thought it was fun to smash beer bottles on the path to the beach, fuck you. 692128941202
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Politician who sells bibles on the side complains about Pope being too political (for talking about peace and love)media.tenor.coma woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face .ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face . 16868185
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialBoricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The republican party literally has NOTHING to run on for this midterm. No economy, no grown, no healthcare. NOTHING BUT HATE. BUT THEY REALLY BELIEVE people are going to vote for them again to have 2 more years of this shit????? Aint happening 137957219
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialThe Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 14/04/2026Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberals have secured a majority government, winning all three of Monday’s by-elections and full control of the House of Commons. Read more here: www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art... 433133572512
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialRep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 15/04/2026Pam Bondi didn’t show up for her hearing today, despite our subpoena. We’re going to begin contempt proceedings. It’s time to hold these people accountable to the laws we passed in Congress. 981193164108
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialSkins 🏳️🌈🇦🇺🛡️💙💛🍉 @ Soup @skinst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026All the ladies having a dust bath. 💜 544142
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The Amazon river dolphin is pink. Some experts believe the pink skin is scar tissue. Males are known to fight a lot. They may turn pink as their bodies accumulate battle scars. Original post 531591279
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialTJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026OMG. I read that Cheeto Jesus' staff told him to tell the press his image was doctored. He is so senile he forgot and said he was a doctor because he makes people better.media.tenor.coma woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt .ALT: a woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt . 1032246607
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialNancy Basi 🇨🇦💙 @nancy-basi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I’m sure we can add to this list…. 94198492580
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialFreyja @freyja3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Oh WOW he doesn’t eat or drink for the full incubation period “ Father of the year “ 471
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialKevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"I owe more to Canadians than they'll ever know. In my baseball career, they were the first to make me feel my natural self." -- Jackie Robinson #JackieRobinsonDay 6781191388
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/04/2026A young man from Sichuan, China goes to "Skid Row" in Los Angeles to feed the homeless. Ends up getting arrested. 46353672239
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.social🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It is not a conspiracy anymore. 893162266007
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialTweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 15/04/2026A very awarded Police Dog. He saved more than 100 human lives... RESPECT! Original post 1416690756
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialCtlAltDel @ctlaltdel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself. 1079157613774
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States 1181195725264
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialSlig @slig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Sometimes my cat Sancho will get up from sleeping 10 hours straight, wander into the basement, and just holler mournfully for 15 minutes for seemingly no reason. I get it, man. 1221
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialSteven Van Impe @svanimpe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026People talking about JD being excommunicated have clearly forgotten about canon 1373: "A person who publicly incites his or her subjects to hatred or animosity against the Apostolic See ... or who provokes the subjects to disobedience against them, is to be punished by interdict ..." 101334333
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social. 307233116514
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialLady Starblade @ladystarblade.bsky.social · 15/04/2026After the crap day yesterday, I went to my local place for sushi, and on my way home, I met a curly haired puppy who ran up and immediately presented her belly for rubs. As I’m rubbing, I ask, “What’s her name?” “Lulu.” So….😄❤️🐶 Dogs named Lulu making us smile: Me 🤝 Jasper 1161
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialSimon Chapman AO @simonchapman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Street artist goes to town in Newtown, Sydney 572191659
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialThe Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Yep 💀 1165835851
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMalcolm & Baby Dog @malcolmandbabydog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Friends! No video this morning because we are in the midst of an INCIDENT! Mum came down to the kitchen to find a tiny Field Mouse looking at her. Before Mum could safely catch it, it ran under the oven. Now the Triplets are trying to ‘help’ but Mum doesn’t want them to hurt it. I’ll report back… 🐭 2024226
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialDr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 14/04/2026If you cannot tell, you should consult your physician. 781147482908
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialDiane Coyle @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social · 12/04/2026#sophiefromromania was excited the friends were coming round, chilled when they got here, then hopeful about the Hungarian elections 124846
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialEl @ell17.bsky.social · 12/04/2026NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, family girl, said when interviewed “moi loves ma mère et her huggy huggies. Moi doesn’t understand pourquoi she stops les huggies pour se brosser les dents. Moi is super plus interéssante than l’Oral-B Pro et moi smelly smellies is better plus earthy, plus chienne.” 0551
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialRory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 12/04/2026#SophiefromRomania and the prof having a moment in the kitchen 30102918
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialEl @ell17.bsky.social · 14/04/2026NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a father going to the Portsoy Book Festival, said when interviewed “moi wishes moi could go, moi loves les livres en particulier about moi. Moi will stay avec ma mère. Moi wishes mon père, mon oncle Si, ma tante Nina et ma cousine Ripley bonne chance.”moi.moi 1263
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialannellis6.bsky.social @annellis6.bsky.social · 14/04/2026They were hungry. And maybe made a getaway on your bike. 0101
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialEl @ell17.bsky.social · 14/04/2026NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, loyal dog, said when interviewed “Monsieur Renard was proper naughty naughty et upset la poubelle! Mon père was super cross. Moi thinks Monsieur Renard should rack off et stay out of nous jardin.Moi will be nicey nicey to mon père, nous can mange du fromage ensemble.” 1412
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialRory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My bike got stolen yesterday and I stepped outside this morning with #sophiefromromania to find the foxes had emptied our food bin all over the pavement but we’re trying to keep cheerful 2361519
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialRory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 13/04/2026In all the kerfuffle around having my bike stolen, I didn’t get round to putting up a picture of #sophiefromromania but here she is this morning on a decent walk with Goncalo and Juno 1384814
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialStreet Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 12/04/2026By Trevor Cole in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. Photo by Erika Lopez of her dog Carlos. <3 Made You Smile (15 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/10/s... 337147
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialNiall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 12/04/2026So so happy to give her this news in person today. Little Dolly Parton deserves this break in life ❤️ youtu.be/iu2GaB0O8fI?...youtu.beTiny dog thrown out on the streets is getting some big news today. Dolly Parton has a big futureYouTube video by Happy Doggo 573111389
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialK. Cook & Cats, Co. @iamkaymichelle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If you’ve never seen #DerryGirls, it’s one of the most riotously funny #TVShows I’ve ever seen in my life. I for sure had to watch it with subtitles on, bc what they’re speaking is barely English, but that show made me howl when I watched it a few years ago 🤣 #lol #TVSky #TVmedia.tenor.coma nun says what 's happening while cryingAlt: It’s a really good, funny show. I highly recommend it. 9373892
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialapricot 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @s0bk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026hanging out with my children. for my enrichment and theirs. 546127
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialKelsey Reichmann @kelseyreichmann.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You have the people who are at Coachella, the people who are at the Masters, and the people who are wondering if they can afford groceries 682095381
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialFreyja @freyja3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fergie looks annoyed at his presence to me 🐐 681
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork. 496178103656
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialAndrei @capbaddecisions.bsky.social · 12/04/2026had to rush to the vet at night cause the kitty I'm taking care of started bleeding out of nowhere. She's fine but we're keeping an eye on her... Send good vibes to Salem, if you can. 163424
Reposted by @chrisb5031.bsky.socialJanet @bookwormjan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026As we arrived in Heptonstall word seemed to get out that we may have brought chicken feed. 3084793