Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 04/12/2023the body snatchers are gonna deeply regret taking mine 2227
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 03/12/2023who’s ready for a second helping of goop? #art by jenny nystrom 062
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Meet me in the desert where I buried my fears 061
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 01/12/2023They're trying to sexualize big jellyfish 010
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Thanks for the invite but I don't participate in things anymore 0122
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Ghosts in the wires are relaying useless information back to me 1113
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Being a part of the 0% has afforded me the opportunity to see the nothing thats going on behind the scenes 041
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 30/11/2023You can't get angry when a street magician pickpockets you Infront of a large crowd, because who knows what more they might take from you 000
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 26/11/2023Asking the waiter how cold their ice is and shaking my head in disapproval if it's anything above sub zero 010
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 26/11/2023yeah I'm good in bed. I sleep like a fucking log 052
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 26/11/2023The Jumanji music starts playing everytime the doctor comes close to touching the pocket bible I hid in lab coat 041
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 26/11/20235G gave me syphilis, thanks biden! 062
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 26/11/2023staying up late getting my 10 lords a leaping back into game shape 052
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 26/11/2023my toaster over is screaming “give it to me pixels” as i insert the bread 054
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 25/11/2023Something called a "sludge empath" is beaming visions of sludge from the future into my mind and it's beautiful 0206
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 25/11/2023(trying to make small talk with the birds after they notice I've been monitoring them) Me: gotta have the right tool for the job right? Haha everything in it's proper place right haha? 010
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023taking my broken G.I. Joe's in to see a faith healer 061
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023airdropping thirst traps to people lost in the desert 0135
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023Goatse Stadium where a giant pair of hands opens the retractable roof. exactly 1 championship ring 073
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023your ballsack seam is really the only thing holding it all together 083
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023emotional growth can be difficult for vampires as they lack self reflection 0137
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 25/11/2023The eye in the wall is telling me things I want to hear in languages I don't understand, I'm certain of it 041
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023I studied the blade but only got a C+ ,, worried that I won't be able to cut down my foes 😔 051
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 25/11/2023Everyone’s always fascinated by my mysterious amulet and never stop to notice my pensive brow and shallow breath as it slowly drains me of my life force 27413
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023I was jumped by a gang of ruffians in europe and beaten within 2.54 centimeters of my life 0113
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023local alien zluts are waiting to beam you up hottie [skip ad] 1104
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023I'll be hanging out in the ionosphere thinking about dust if you need me 042
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 25/11/2023gnome clothing doesn’t have pockets so we keep our mushrooms, acorns and ratcoins in our hats 063
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 25/11/2023bilbo baggins died with an erection because old hobbits die hard 042
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023a hot air balloon gang would be terrifying 1259
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 25/11/2023*asking the blacksmith if he sold the new sword* him - "smelt it, dealt it" 062
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Shooting a flare at my neighbor to flag him down and let him know about the odd fellows that have been digging thru his trash 020
Chris Angel-Outsider @chrisangel999.bsky.social · 24/11/2023I'm on the edge of my seat but the reasons are a mystery even to me 052
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 24/11/2023all horses are really unicorns but tall legs cut off their magical horns at birth and use them to fuel their power grids, electricity is just unicorn magic 083
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 23/11/2023our gnome thanksgiving table, the keebler came out so juicy this year 043
Reposted by Chris Angel-OutsiderGram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/11/2023in case anyone is feeling a lil psychotic today i just wanted to drop in & say kill your family kill your family kill your family 0103
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 23/11/2023i’m growing a rainbow in my basement 26110
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀 @big-cheese.bsky.social · 23/11/2023drinking from a bottle labeled "human experience" and making a face 2269
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/11/2023ask your medical care provider if Feeling Something is right for you 03311
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/11/2023You’re not eating the food I made you, are you thinking about your old life again? 0284
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 21/11/2023debuting my new armor tonight, it’s silver and iridescent like an oil slick and the helm has a lunar crescent trident on the top. if you even care 1303
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsider🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/11/2023that one homie who's always festooned with lichen 0336
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 22/11/2023when they strapped me to this watermill they said the view from the top is worth the time spent under the river but i’m just not so sure anymore 010618
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 22/11/2023People just don’t squirm and writhe on the concrete after the rain like they used to 25710
Reposted by Chris Angel-Outsiderall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 21/11/2023i was born on this scaffolding and i’ll either die on it or falling off it 0335
