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christopher, post-rock dog dad

@chrisabides.com
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 20h
today’s work story is almost too insane to believe like, no one would make a show about it or anything, but I will be telling the tale of today to other tech people for the rest of my life
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 04/10/2026
about ready to buy a kyle monangai jersey
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the trend where people post old photos showing they were an unlikely match for their spouse in high school but unfortunately I cannot participate because my husband and I look like we would have formed an Evanescence cover band if we’d met in 2009
Teenage girl with long blonde hair holding an electric guitar Teenage boy with long blond hair glaring at the camera on the side of a mountain
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/10/2026
finally, after years of thinking about it, am wanting to do a custom domain for email but figuring out what i want is basically impossible so i'll probably just be stretched across like 7 email services for the rest of my life
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/10/2026
i don't really penalize athletes too much for bad takes/opinions, i can just not listen to them but i will love any athlete that champions good stuff and speaks about it and that means i'm a wemby fan
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 01/10/2026
so liberty mutual has biberty and limu emu, and doug so are there separate marketing teams, was it the same team i have logistical questions, i'm very interested just so we know what to never do again, limu emu is a scourge, doug is a witless tool, and we all know the true cost of biberty
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope that the White Sox and Phillies go to the World Series so we can determine whether Pope Leo or the Phanatic is the true messenger of God
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 30/09/2026
i know he’s an easy target but i beg of you all michael tracey is absolutely not worth a single second of your time i’m committing measurable injury to my free time just by posting this
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 30/09/2026
my job is trying to kill me.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 29/09/2026
what is with some of these pharma commercials there was one that was like "we don't know how this works but it does!" like, who hears the side effects and is like "i'm going to look up this drug and ask my doctor about this pill that will make my taint fall off"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 29/09/2026
what if ... what if the bears are good
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 28/09/2026
i wasn't sky-high, or even very high at all on rob dillingham, but like, that's a young player and the bulls are a rebuilding team what the fuck do we need with a buddy hield i like buddy hield, but i don't think the bulls "need his shooting" or something
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/09/2026
if you truly care about someone bringing a drink /fuckin' anywhere/ i don't really understand that urge at all there are so many more important things to care about, this is just not one of them and honestly, professional decorum is not an indicator of job performance
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/09/2026
9 PC games that were profoundly influential on me clearly, i am old simcity 2000: i haven't played many actual city-builders since this game, but it led to 4x games and appealed to my still-developing engineer-brain tie fighter: the finest flight sim game ever made don't @ me (cont)
a m9games.com board of influential PC games from childhood. in order of chonology: SimCity 2000, TIE Fighter, Mechwarrior 2 Mercenaries, Ultima Online, Baldur's Gate, Heroes of Might and Magic III, Day of Defeat, World of Warcraft, Civilization V
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/09/2026
new law: if you're a sitting politician and you start your own podcast, you're just not a sitting politician anymore, because it's clear your priority isn't public service, it's clout and grift and maybe even have an "only 1 appearance on another person's podcast per term" limit too no exceptions
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one awesome thing about being in your 40s is that you always have an extra ear hair you never knew about that's somehow an inch long
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 24/09/2026
yeah, discord going "hey we just have other ways of figuring out your age, most people won't need an id" is maybe one of the best real-life representations of the humor/terror of the "you do get why that's worse, right?" gif from the good place (which is weirdly not in the gif search here)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 23/09/2026
today was a better day. and it may lead to even more better days. i need more of these.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/09/2026
thank goodness, re: caleb williams news. i couldn't repel the name "derrick rose" from my mind, so this was hurting.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/09/2026
that bears game was a game from hell, but chicago-the-city is good for one or two of those a year, where it's just raining or snowing the whole time and the game's a complete mess as a result but the bears had somewhere between 9 and 726,000 chances to win that game and missed all of them
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/09/2026
last week was absolutely brutal. this next week has a chance to be way better /and/ way worse all at once. i would like some boring times please.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/09/2026
this week his been so stressful and anxiety-ridden. i can't sleep full nights, i'm scarcely able to relax, and impossible to take my mind off of things or create any distance. it's also one of those situations i won't discuss publicly until it's prudent to, so, uh, sorry for the vagueposting
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 20/09/2026
might go back to hating football
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 19/09/2026
if you don't fight for everyone's rights, you're not fighting for anyone's.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 17/09/2026
i can't say anything about it but sometimes humans do stuff that's incredible and truly heartwarming, and amongst all the shit that's the stuff that makes getting out of bed worth it
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 16/09/2026
this is a very "what a week," "lemon, it's tuesday" week
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 14/09/2026
i fucking hate corporate america.
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I will never forget having to react live on the air to Nagy saying he didn’t believe a run game was a necessity.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 11/09/2026
I remember reading this in real time. I didn't believe it then, and I was wrong.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 09/09/2026
i'm in a position where i have to engage with llms as part of my career (which i all of a sudden like a whole lot less than i did a couple years ago!) i was afraid that even my extremely minor usage would make me some level of tolerant to llm technology result so far: not really, shit sucks
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 08/09/2026
not trying to be "the good one" or whatever, but i am: - an ex-smoker who definitely can't have a single smoke - someone who talks to their dog daily - a person who reluctantly uses ai tools (sparingly) and doesn't think it's people for even a moment it /is/ possible, though i agree, very unlikely
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 04/09/2023
happy holiday
The homestar runner todaybor day is Labor Day
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 06/09/2026
be kind to people, be ruthless to systems -michael brooks
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/09/2026
feel very bad for clippers fans. feel the penalties should have been harsher on both kawhi and ballmer. $700k and $30m are just meaningless amounts of money to these guys. like, 10x would be a start, and still probably not enough. sucks all around. i'm happy there's closure but it feels meh.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/09/2026
anyways i'm going back to not looking at this site as often hilariously, you can catch me not posting much on mastodon as well
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/09/2026
this is the first time i've seen aes' "9/11 post" and frankly, this is shit i was saying about the iraq war in real time, and this is just a factual statement of history with all the bated breath and pearl-clutching i thought abdul was like doing the 2-finger pose over a gravestone or something
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Mogwai Tomahawk Clutch The Mars Volta Local H
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 27/08/2026
i just realized that life is too short to read about other people reading about a streamer nobody actually cares about, if they even know who they are at all closing tab, doing anything else
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 27/08/2026
i'd find it easier to consider the dem party's occasional focus on left-wing streamers as malicious if i didn't also think it was stupid and tactically irrelevant
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 26/08/2026
this coming a day after the cte article seems related
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 26/08/2026
dolly-curry is a fucking awful one-two gut-punch of losses
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
1. Dental plan? Lisa needs braces! 2. Dental plan? Lisa needs braces! 3. Dental plan? Lisa needs braces! 4. Dental plan? Lisa needs braces! 5. Dental plan? Lisa needs braces!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/08/2026
there were valid points to be made about the limits of what they could do in the minority in the majority, they will and should be expected to do a whole lot more
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 24/08/2026
The Cleveland Browns Learn The Hard Way That The Only Thing Less Popular Than Naming A Shitty Quarterback As The Starter Is Naming a Scumbag (Who Is Also Shit From A Butt)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 24/08/2026
that fourth panel is delicious, it goes nice with a crumbly cheese if you have one
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 22/08/2026
wife, in response to apple music playing a song she didn't like: "hey siri! no!"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/08/2026
there's been little better demonstration of the necessity of regulation than all the dumb crap happening with our food now companies /have never/ and /will not/ police themselves in the name of "making a good product" they will sell you poop if they can, quite literally in some cases
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