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christopher, post-rock dog dad

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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/09/2026
9 PC games that were profoundly influential on me clearly, i am old simcity 2000: i haven't played many actual city-builders since this game, but it led to 4x games and appealed to my still-developing engineer-brain tie fighter: the finest flight sim game ever made don't @ me (cont)
a m9games.com board of influential PC games from childhood. in order of chonology: SimCity 2000, TIE Fighter, Mechwarrior 2 Mercenaries, Ultima Online, Baldur's Gate, Heroes of Might and Magic III, Day of Defeat, World of Warcraft, Civilization V
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 16/08/2026
sometimes you just need to look at some cool stuff
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 01/08/2026
this card effing rules.
Magic: The Gathering card "Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/07/2026
In progress: lemon ricotta blueberry pancakes
Picture of a kitchen with completed pancakes and the stove with the skillet and homemade batter
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 01/07/2026
Toastposting (cc: @kizzercrate.bsky.social) This is a savory brioche French toast with wild mushrooms, crème fraiche, and Parmesan cheese. It was food. It wasn’t bad, but this is /entirely/ too many mushrooms, and there’s far better things to do with them, and French toast.
 savory brioche French toast with wild mushrooms, crème fraiche, and Parmesan cheese.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 03/06/2026
This team is comically gigantic.
82-0 team that went 78-4.
PG Gilbert Arenas (WAS 00s)
SG Magic Johnson (LAL 80s)
SF Giannis Antetokounmpo (MIL 20s)
PF Kevin Durant (GSW 10s)
C Hakeem Olajuwon (HOU 90s)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 03/06/2026
We got there. You have to gamify a bit (this is like fantasy basketball: you want raw stats across the board). Wilt is a cheat code.
82-0 team:
PG Luke Doncic (DAL 20s)
SG Clyde Drexler (POR 90s)
SF Kawhi Leonard (TOR 10s)
PF Blake Griffin (DET 10s)
C Wilt Chamberlain (GSW 60s)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/06/2026
Not 82-0 but very close
82-0 run that got to 76-6
Pg Shai-Gilgeous Alexander OKC 20s
Sg Kawhi Leonard LAC 20s
Sf LeBron James CLE 10s
Pf Chris Webber SAC 90s
C Victor Wembanyama SAS 20s
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/06/2026
first pick I was given the 00s Wizards and picked Jordan only because of the possibility I could have a team with Jordan on it twice still ended up OK Need to remember that it's probably only counting stats for the team they were on, so picking Barkley from 90s PHI probably didn't produce too well
82-0 run that went 64-18
PG: Steve Nash (00s PHX)
SG: Jrue Holiday (10s NOP)
SF: Michael Jordan (00s WAS)
PF: Charles Barkley (90s PHI)
C: Tim Duncan (00s SAS)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/06/2026
first try, no respins, hoopiq modeI just went 66-16, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=o1o...
82-0 run that went 66-16
PG: Hal Greer, 60s PHI
SG: George Gervin, 70s SAS
SF: Peja Stojakovic, 00s SAC
PF: Tim Duncan, 90s SAS
C: Elvin Hayes, 60s HOU
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 29/05/2026
inbox: improved
an email from "Burns Notice" with the subject line "Does God Have a Dick??"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 28/05/2026
Had no idea what ExitLag is, went to site, saw features “RAM Cleaner” is 100% scam shit
Screencap of exitlag features including: fps boost, network analyzer, multi internet, traffic shaper, ram cleaner
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 28/04/2026
Gary Cole as Cotton McKnight in the movie “Dodgeball”
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 27/04/2026
first: peter thiel, by himself, provides enough evidence towards the argument that people shouldn't have that much money second:
in the TMNT logo, "Marxist Caesar-Papist Fusion"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 27/04/2026
you're welcome
in the TMNT logo, "Marxist Caesar-Papist Fusion"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 23/04/2026
very niche silly tech nerdiness here i changed my apple watch face to randomize photos from my "pets" photo album and to superimpose a clock on there and it's made my attitude towards this thing far better having a very photogenic dog helps
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 21/04/2026
mf looks like a grown-up version of this dancing kid
old internet gif of two kids dancing, one of them particularly zealously and in a very hype manner, and alex karp kinda looks like a grown-up version of him, at least the awkwardness
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 16/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, sitting on a recliner and looking directly at the camera, her ears flat back against her head (she does this when she's happy to see you), and her mouth contorted into an almost-creepy-but-lovely smile
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 15/04/2026
No idea why young people are so unhappy
A screenshot of two headlines next to each other, one from apnews.com titled “Wall Street heads toward a record after adding to its weekslong rally”, the other from business insider titled “it’s a historically bad time too but your first home”
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/04/2026
I think she likes the new rug (zoom in on her face for more magic)
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, laying on her backon a pink/purple rug, her front paws scrunched against her, her back legs splayed out but with her tail tucked neatly between them, and she’s giving a very goofy, toothy look while upside-down
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/03/2026
(partially finished) bananas foster French toast from Ruby Slipper in New Orleans
Bananas foster French toast
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 23/03/2026
In New Orleans having the best vegan soul food of my life Every bite, I’m making “am I seeing god right now” faces Sweet Soulfood is the place and it rules
Two containers of food, all vegan. Top one has jambalaya, sweet potatoes, and grilled veggies. Bottom one has fried cauliflower, red beans + rice, and cornbread stuffing.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 03/03/2026
this guy has grift stink all over him and these numbskulls are trotting him out as if asking the dems to be the working people's party again is some novel, new technology that no one else has ever thought of before fuck this guy and fuck crooked media
Screenshot of a post by Pod Save America, stating that "Graham Platner wants the Democratic party to become the party of working people again" as if he's the only candidate in the world stating this
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 18/01/2026
this is for the "add a device" prompt. can't uninstall, can't turn off notifications. I'm only seeing this because I had to reboot to get bluetooth working again.
the "add a device" prompt that always pops up upon booting the PC, wanting to connect Windows 11 to your phone. there's a context menu for turning off the notifications or going to notification settings, but both options are grayed out, so kinda worthless to even have the menu, huh?
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 18/01/2026
a person of culture and taste, kudos I've had a bunch but I've settled on the GX1; newer, TKL but can use MX keycaps
a tenkeyless (re: no numpad) keyboard, specifically a Topre Realforce GX1, with soft white backlights and multicolored keycaps on it
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 18/01/2026
what are we doing here, microsoft.
a part of Windows 11's "settings" menu titled "bluetooth"

below "bluetooth" it says "Bluetooth is turned off." to the right, there's a slider switch set to "On"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 12/01/2026
How am I supposed to work under these conditions
Zelda poking her nose in between my side and arm in an attempt to get attention
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/01/2026
A living room on Christmas Day, with American football, a Christmas tree, and some family members (left to right, my sister-in-law, parents-in-law, wife) in the background. In the foreground is Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, sitting over the back of the couch with her paws crossed and a bit of a casual expression
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 01/01/2026
my first new year's resolution is taking some edibles and fucking up this dish of texas hash alt text for ingredients
a casserole dish filled with "texas hash", made up of pasta, onions, peppers, stewed tomatoes, chili powder, garlic, veggie crumbles, cheddar cheese
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 24/12/2025
Christmas meal prep. Homemade pierogi and noodles.
homemade noodles hanging out to drytwo trays of homemade pierogi
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 19/12/2025
sometimes when I rub Zelda’s belly she does this and in my head she thinks she’s people and this is her trying to smile like we do
Zelda, a husky/German shepherd mix, getting her belly rubbed and she’s making a face that bares her teeth
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 18/11/2025
for reference, DEN "Remix City Edition" court
mockup of special Remix City Edition court for the Denver Nuggets, featuring a black sideline, gray court, and a muted-but-colorful Denver skyline with the retro rainbow stripes in the middle
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 11/11/2025
the fact I use the @oracle.poster.rip random "cause of death" labeler has succeeded greatly alongside your doc brown reference
screenshot of the original post, with the @oracle.poster.rip labeler adding "Time Machine Accident (Past)"

original post:
They really elected a guy named Angus who looks like the most Angus anyone has ever been. Frumpy suit, looks like Doc Brown trying to dress up and comb his hair so he can look respectable and get a loan from the bank to build another time machine
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/11/2025
Screenshot from the original Final Fantasy Tactics, which had a ham-fisted English translation. Future versions had a more elegant dialogue, but this version had the brutal and concise line from Delita to Agrias: “Tough…don’t blame us. Blame yourself or God.”
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 28/10/2025
I did not know I already followed the death generator person
Graphic of dialogue from Final Fantasy Tactics, Arazlam saying “You have brought me much joy”. Made possible by Death Generator, a site made by the person I’m replying to, which is very cool. The internet is great sometimes.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 27/10/2025
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, laying on a green couch, eyes closed, looking very cute
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 04/10/2025
This dog is too much.
Zelda, a husky/german-shepherd mix, sitting in a love seat and looking right at the camera, ears back because she’s happy to see you
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 19/08/2025
Update: she is now guarding the office from further robot incursions.
Brown/black husky/German shepherd dog named Zelda lying on the floor of an office, watching the door
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 19/08/2025
This is her hiding under the desk from said vacuum robot.
Brown/black husky/German shepherd named Zelda under the desk
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 15/08/2025
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down This isn't too bad. As is tradition, one of these games I never played (league of heroes)
Purchase history from Steam, first 5, in chron order: 11/15/2009 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (NA), 11/13/2010 Sid Meier's Civilization IV: The Complete Edition, 7/4/2010 Spectromancer + League of Heroes, 2/25/2011 Magicka, 6/25/2011 Jamestown.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 09/08/2025
Upgraded my Rickenbacker because this one is blue. Happy birthday to me.
A Rickenbacker 4003s bass guitar in midnight blue.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 09/08/2025
This is Zelda when we come home. Max goober.
Zelda, a German Shephard-husky, sitting on a couch and looking excited and somewhat smiling.
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 04/08/2025
I grew up on these streets.
Screenshot of Megaman 2, end of the first Wily stage, the dragon boss
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 29/07/2025
this site is great. (these people are actually the great ones. but it did happen here.)
Original post by @rincewind.run saying "chat I think we need to build more houses", in response to the average American home value rising to $435k

Original post is quoted by @iwriteok.bsky.social saying "or, let's get real outside the box and just build one gigantic house that covers the whole country. boom. problem solved."

Then, a reply to that post by @charltonlack.bsky.social saying "The street, In the middle of our house"
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 25/07/2025
What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
from the 2015 Eastern Conference playoffs, Joakim Noah calling LeBron James a bitch
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 09/07/2025
How do I get any work done
Zelda Fitzgerald, a German Shephard/husky, looking at the camera with a pretty sweet face
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 06/07/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers”
Sylvester Stallone and a robot from Rocky 3
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 02/07/2025
"have you even tried these snickerdoodles?"
picture of jd vance asking zelensky "have you even said think you one?" with his hand held out for emphasis
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 29/06/2025
had to bend this a bit as i’m vegetarian and almost all of these items were meat, but this is still accurate. though wife and often do charcuterie with local veggies and cheese and that at least feels a little bougie.
A chart indicating my food preferences resemble those of the lower middle class (78.57%)
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christopher, post-rock dog dad @chrisabides.com · 17/06/2025
Post your current game rotation
Logo for Ultima OnlineCover art for Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D RemakeLogo for Slay the SpireLogo for Tactics Ogre Reborn
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