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Kevin Choubacha (he/him)

@choubacha.com
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Software engineer and marathoner. Opinions are mine alone and do not reflect my employer. Philly transplant to LA Go birds

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House Music is THEE best music @chrisnelson32.blacksky.app · 4h
I want someone to make a sewing kit with cookies in it dammit. I will have my revenge for all those times I was bamboozled as a kid.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 5h
#NolanWells #BlackLivesMatter
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 7h
Not mad at the part it leaves off
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Bugs Bunny in Florida
Alt: Bugs Bunny in Florida cutting it off the coast
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
SPLOOOOOSH
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
ouch ouch ouch ouch
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
I have wolfed down too much beef teriyaki and chili cheese fries. It's the Phillies' fault. I take no responsibility for my actions.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
JD Vance quote bubble
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
A SEX BOHM
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Jack Black's Funny Face in High Fidelity
Alt: Jack Black's Funny Face in High Fidelity
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
Fuck, we're gonna get pantsed.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
OK I WILL ANSWER THEM BACK. BUT ITS ALWAYS A NEW NUMBER!
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
ANOTHER DP
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Capa Pandu
Alt: A man biting his lip
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 8h
This loss is going to hurt real bad
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
DON'T STOP, I'M ALMOST THERE
Schwarber and his big beautiful butt
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 8h
WAT JUST HAPPENED
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 9h
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Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
Alt: Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 9h
In this case it was a Phillies Double Play :P
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 9h
Nothing hits like a DP
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 9h
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Content: WE’RE FINISHED WHEN I SAY WE’RE FINISHED
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 9h
Maybe I should tidy up. $ du -h -d 0 target/ 95G target/
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 10h
What's your largest clean? I once cleaned 150GiB.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 10h
Multiple messages per day. I can't smash the STOP replies fast enough.
+1 (737) 236-2202 Hey, it's James Talarico.

Delete

Mark as

+1 (737) 259-0982 We're sending James Talaric the next 1000 people who dor
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 10h
You are so lucky. I'm so jealous of you.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 10h
I feel like this could lead to someone getting hurt.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 10h
Acuña showing up to the plate
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Armed And Ready Knight
ALT: Armed And Ready Knight
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 11h
Phillies are on TV in LA, what am I doing to myself?
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Fight Club
Alt: Fight Club
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 14h
My kids could see a spider web that I couldn’t see and I realized how old my eyes are getting.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 14h
Doooood, people send me videos for programming and I’m like I ain’t watching all that, it doesn’t fit how I ingest information… which is a bit chaotic and nonlinear.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
your jewish friends are begging you to realize it is within your capacity to understand what’s happening here. begging.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 15h
One way to tell you’ve been obsessing over existential risk too much is that you begin abbreviating it as xrisk.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Eugenics 🤝 ai www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
One of the things that is going to change is that we’re never ever again going to be able to be dominated by public officials who tell us, ‘Trust the experts,’” Mr. Kennedy said during the Tuesday session.

“If somebody tells you, ‘Masks work, trust the experts,’ A.I. may tell you otherwise,” he added. “If somebody tells you, ‘Social distancing works, trust the experts,’ A.I. may correct that. And if somebody tells you that a vaccine will prevent transmission and infection, or you need to take it to protect your grandmother, A.I. may say it actually doesn’t do that.”
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 30/09/2026
The only positive there would be that the season is still early and maybe he’ll learn. Maybe.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 30/09/2026
Another heat wave is headed for LA this weekend. 98 degree highs. At least the dew point will only be in the mid fifties. Nice “autumn” weather.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 30/09/2026
Saying “scum” with the hard r.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
me:
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 30/09/2026
Hate of bigots heals skin.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 30/09/2026
Hate is bad for the skin. Many such cases.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
watching phillies baseball
puppet vomiting uncontrollably
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
watching phillies baseball
puppet vomiting uncontrollably
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Football and baseball are tactical turn based RPGs. Basketball, soccer, and hockey are action RPGs.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 27/09/2026
We shall march on Atlanta
A Sherman tank wearing a Phillies helmet.
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EthanObama @ethanobama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I don't hate Black people. I just think Africa shouldn't exist." See how it sounds?
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, you think Jalen Hurts played bad? Andy Dalton’s QBR and RTG were both literally 0.0
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Enhance
Two eagles defenders running into each other
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't describe how much this pisses me off without coming to the attention of The Authorities. So I won't. But let me just say this. I know so many working parents who are not rich for whom free daycare would be lifechanging.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
If you care about some issues, such as: - birthrate - affordability - education - employment rates - crime then you should be supporting day care and support for parents. it actually is that simple. dollar for dollar it's one of the best ROIs in government.
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
California adopted universal T-K (transitional kindergarten) which allows 4 yos to enroll in public school. It _was_ transformational. It _should_ be offered everywhere. And we should go further than that.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The Rule of Law is not self-executing. It depends on our commitment to apply it.” — Jack Smith
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 29/09/2026
Enhance
Two eagles defenders running into each other
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night in a nutshell.
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