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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 5h

That ship has sailed, and they wouldn't let you on it because you're too interesting

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 5h

One krill, but pretty big for a krill. A real giant, nearly the size of your hand

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 5h

When you and me first heard "let's all meet up in the year 2000" that was in the future. Now we're living in unimaginably distant Future Year Two Thousand And Twenty Six. It keeps getting futurier, and my request for a moratorium on time passing while we get a handle on things is "impractical"

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 5h

Right wing party, far right party, right wing party, right wing paper, far right paper.

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 5h

We are some of the seven or eight people on Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Inter Web who do not live in That America, fella

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 6h

Everything has been thoroughly sniffed. Just in case anyone was harbouring any concerns that something in my flat might not have been sniffed it, set your minds at rest, a real master is at work here

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 6h

The Beast has arrived. Jeezie peeps man she was excited. We are practicing "sitting calmly on the couch" now, she needs the work.

A black dog in a red tartan collar curled up on a couch next to a man's leg. Past her a floor with a green dog bed and a pink PDSA octopus toy

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 6h

You need to encase that thread in concrete and bury it deep, beneath one of those "nothing of value is buried here, what is here is repulsive to us, some asshole in there is typing lol and ROFL I'm future year 2026" signs

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 9h

"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 9h

I remember Moore's Law, I liked Moore's Law. These AI Bros are ruining everything

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 9h

What do you mean "these are real examples" because surely you cannot mean these are real examples?

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 9h

I do not particularly care for kittens. I've no problem with them and I'm happy they bring joy to people, but I'm more of a puppies kind of a guy.

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 10h

Not convinced he needs any more of us weirdos though

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 11h

Everyone saddened by disappointing bell end

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 11h

(Little Nephew is now approximately 12 and isn't really in the market for bedtime stories, but I was there when he was 4 and I shared those moments and I didn't outsource them like some sociopath, those are mine to keep)

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 11h

I mean for fucks sake AI guys, reading a bedtime story to the little guys is the whole *point*. I still get a little glow thinking of the time Little Nephew climbed on the couch bed in the morning when I'd slept over and asked if I could read him the book I'd brought again. Could I? Try and stop me!

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 11h

It was still going into the 2010s, which is my favourite sub piece of trivia about this (but it shut in 2017, which makes me sad. 450 years of making bells over.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitech...

en.wikipedia.org

Whitechapel Bell Foundry - Wikipedia

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

I just don't know what the current US regime thinks they have in common

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

I mean, listen, if you know even a smattering of history you know that the Athenians listened to a demagogue who got them all hopped up about attacking Syracuse, ignored warnings that the expedition was a mistake, launched a larger expedition than originally planned, and suffered catastrophic defeat

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

I never go into Leeds City Centre either, although to be fair that's mostly because I live in Scotland

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

There's even a screenshot of them saying it was good, the trolling prick

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

You should go an adventure with Athena, she's a good egg and bloody loves a train

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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 15h

Every time you see someone complaining about taxes on second homes they are one of the most taxable looking people alive

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 14h

Have you got any idea how many sandwiches an Arbys gets through in a day? No wonder she's always running out of flour

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 15h

This is what it looked like at the end. bsky.app/profile/chom...

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 15h

Heck yes groats bsky.app/profile/chom... (These are oat groats, but meaty porridge is meaty porridge right?)

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 16h

We know the fit and proper test for owners is a hollow joke but there's email evidence that these are the least fit and proper owners we've seen, and somehow the conversation isn't about finding a soft landing for the club after they're banned from owning any English club

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 17h

I think I got blocked for this, when I was actually agreeing with the post I was replying to. Feel like I should apologise for the misunderstanding, but obviously I can't because blocked

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 18h

What's so amazing about "it's only cheaper if you eat cheaply also I don't know what pepper is and never use salt", that's super normal

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry, I had a whole plan to wash the bedclothes today and hang them out in the nice dry weather and I seem to have sabotaged the whole of Scotland

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is a pub wall rather than a factual text, but Banjo the Riot Elephant and Noam Chomsky is my favourite one of these bsky.app/profile/seam...

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Now, I've known roughly how old you are for a while: not as much younger than me than I think. Now you've given me actual numbers. But I'm afraid the information just won't take: I still reckon you're mid thirties.

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's trees that are older, and their secret is being a tree

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The week did not end when we had arranged for it to end and has instead gone careering onwards into something called "Wednesday"; I was not consulted and would have voted against this. I can only assume this cold is the result of this so-called Wednesday

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I beat you by a few days but that's because I live in Scotland, a proper country with proper weather

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