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Chris Johnson

@chj0.bsky.social
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Survey statistician, public health nerd, auto enthusiast, square dancer, hiker, childless cat dad, opera buff, fan of German language & culture, and proponent of the Oxford comma. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/his/his’n. EN/DE.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hypothetically speaking…
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith at last night’s Power to the People concert, wearing a Springsteen/No Kings shirt.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [dreamye lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden ratio Jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greetings from the Gulf of Mexico!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Leon Russell sings "This Masquerade" live in 2002. On DVD A Song for You. Covered by George Benson. m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVtY...
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Leon Russell - This Masquerade - Leon And His Piano
YouTube video by David Karwowski
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s almost a Zen koan: what is the sound of one person clapping?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From the top of Reinebringen looking down at the village of Reine in the Lofoten Islands, Norway 🇳🇴
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m an introvert. I actually talk a lot when I'm comfortable around someone, so make of that what you will
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can we normalize not taking it personally when an introvert wants to eat lunch alone? Sometimes we just need 30 quiet minutes to recharge without having to make small talk. It’s not personal. We just need the break
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I totally do this.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly Parton visits Pee Wee's Playhouse, September 1987
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cat 😺 is imitating the Corgi
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Green Light" - my oil painting
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is how all recipes should be presented.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It bears repeating.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Just heard my 4 year old yelling in the other room at my oldest "GET OFF MY BACK YOU FUCKIN' ANIMAL!!". I gotta get this laugh out before I go in there lol.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton passes away at the age of 80 Tim Curry passes away at the age of 80 D***** T**** passes away at the age of 80 The power of three will set us free.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m bookmarking this for a future occasion.
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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That Emily Dickinson line was bound to end up on a T-shirt one day.
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𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃 @fireytopaz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🌻🍩☕
A photo of an opossum wearing a kerchief.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love this a
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hillary showed admirable restraint in not inserting a certain F-word in that last sentence.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Scathing but fair
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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Got kicked out of a production of Cats for going “pspsps” at the actors.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
By MonoKubo
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Omg those little murder mittens IG: @michellephant22
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s not what you think.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 26/07/2026
Mike Luckovich has done it again.
A political cartoon of Moses with the ten commandments. He says of course, none of these apply to the president
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
See? SEE?!?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The cyclosporiasis outbreak appears to be the largest ever recorded in the United States, and members of Congress are now demanding answers from the CDC about whether staffing cuts, hiring freezes, and agency reorganization affected the federal response.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So glad they identified the source of the Trumporrhea outbreak.
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Tango! @pikeshorse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“They say their government has foolishly slashed public health resources and now they have parasites in their food supply.”
Kirk in Spock from the Star Trek tos pilot ‘where no man has gone before’ in which spock is listening to the recording of the doomed valiant crew
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Scott Bleeds Blue @democracy1112.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Governments created the civil service to eliminate political patronage and ensure hiring based on merit rather than favoritism. This shift reduced corruption and established a highly qualified, stable administration to run public services efficiently. A Senate seat should be the will of the people!
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 12/07/2026
Tough enough to run into burning buildings,but Pilates? Turns out strength isn’t just about lifting heavy! It’s about control, balance & flexibility too Huge respect to these firefighters for stepping outside their comfort zone & embracing Pilates #Firefighters #Pilates #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All men are mortal. Socrates is mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy birthday to Mavis Staples. Here are the Staple Singers with their version Slippery People by Talking Heads. Mavis has two shows lined up at London's Union Chapel next month
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Monday Morning Kitten
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Someone dropped a shoe in the parking lot at Lidl. Now I’m stuck here, waiting for the other one.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don’t do this.
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Back on my bullsh
an image that has boxes and a flow chart- GET A NEW IDEA > START A NEW PROJECT > TELL EVERYONE. the pattern repeats circularly, ignoring the box that says FINISH PROJECT
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