Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Someone dropped a shoe in the parking lot at Lidl. Now I’m stuck here, waiting for the other one. 030 3
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My word is “besotted.” Irrational exuberance isn’t really my style. 020 2
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 20/12/2025The DOJ finally released the Epstein files. The Latin phrase "hic multa desiderantur" translates to "here many things are wanting" or "here many things are missing". It is commonly used to indicate a gap, omission, or incompleteness in a text, manuscript, or discourse. 100 1
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 19/12/2025At the bar at Mellow Mushroom for a slice and pint. 010 1
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Elise, my goddaughter, came from the county animal shelter. #RescuesofBluesky 010 1
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Chester may sue the lady that fills the bird feeder. 010 1
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Sir Bedevere: “How do you know she is a witch?” Enraged villagers: “She looks like one! And she’s got MS-13 tattooed on her knuckles!” 030 3
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Open House to learn Social Square Dancing Monday, February 10th, 7pm – 8:30pm, at Briarcliff Woods Beach Club, 1830 Morris Landers Drive. Beginning February 17th, classes will meet each Monday from 7pm until 8:30pm, $7 per weekly class. For more info, visit our website: www.hotlantasquares.org 020 2
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Amazing weather for late December. It was a good day to sit on a patio and have margs and tacos. 040 4
Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Does Kushner’s parole officer have to approve this selection? 110 1