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Chris Johnson

@chj0.bsky.social
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Survey statistician, public health nerd, auto enthusiast, square dancer, hiker, childless cat dad, opera buff, fan of German language & culture, and proponent of the Oxford comma. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/his/his’n. EN/DE.

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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greetings from the Gulf of Mexico!
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I painted my toenails the same color as the bird.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It bears repeating.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Someone dropped a shoe in the parking lot at Lidl. Now I’m stuck here, waiting for the other one.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I was reminded of John Candy.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
An REM tribute band tribute band
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Debatable
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Tomorrow’s AJC cartoon from Luckovich
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My word is “besotted.” Irrational exuberance isn’t really my style.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The DOJ finally released the Epstein files. The Latin phrase "hic multa desiderantur" translates to "here many things are wanting" or "here many things are missing". It is commonly used to indicate a gap, omission, or incompleteness in a text, manuscript, or discourse.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
At the bar at Mellow Mushroom for a slice and pint.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Elise, my goddaughter, came from the county animal shelter. #RescuesofBluesky
Elise, my goddaughter, looking wistfulElise, my goddaughter, at a local breweryElise, my goddaughter, looking goofy
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Chester may sue the lady that fills the bird feeder.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The Squirrel-in-Chief
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I need a mug to match my goddaughter.
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Doth thou mock me?
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Dora doesn’t want to know either
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Pandora and Gandalf as babies
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Pandora and Gandalf, my children
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Please Dad can I have fresh bathtub water?
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Sir Bedevere: “How do you know she is a witch?” Enraged villagers: “She looks like one! And she’s got MS-13 tattooed on her knuckles!”
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Open House to learn Social Square Dancing Monday, February 10th, 7pm – 8:30pm, at Briarcliff Woods Beach Club, 1830 Morris Landers Drive. Beginning February 17th, classes will meet each Monday from 7pm until 8:30pm, $7 per weekly class. For more info, visit our website: www.hotlantasquares.org
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What’s your 10/10 album?
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Amazing weather for late December. It was a good day to sit on a patio and have margs and tacos.
Rreal Tacos in ChambleeElise, my goddaughter
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Chris Johnson @chj0.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Does Kushner’s parole officer have to approve this selection?
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