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Revan McCallister

@chilichimp.bsky.social
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Floop de doop, that's a goddamn aardvark, Batman!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Scout Trooper on Speeder Bike - Star Wars
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uncanny Spider-Man #2 replaced with Spider-Man about to punch someone.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can the media stop framing El Sayed’s victory as a narrow win for “The Left”? Haley Stevens is also on the left. El Sayed is not a weirdo radical, and his policy goals are all deeply normal stuff that every democrat wants. The left didn’t narrowly win it’s own primary.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I for one would like to thank Sophie Cunningham doe being such a huge piece of shit that people stop talking about Caitlin Clark for 5 minutes.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Is this true? Grok it.”
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Every time I watch a Hasanabi clip and Ukraine comes up, I am reminded that nobody is perfect.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You can touch my stones past the hogline, Magnus can film if he wants.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
yo, why she look like that?
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Niko Bowie @nikobowie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This shot should get a Pulitzer
Donald Trump walks past a fallen American flag after his helicopter wash blew it off the new flag pole he had installed.
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Noah Rosenblum @narosenblum.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Demagogic president seizes money to pay standing army, arrogating to himself legislative power, while his cronies keep Congress out of session is honestly more or less exactly how the Founders thought this would end
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.
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Bari Weiss to lead CBS News as part of major Paramount Skydance shakeup: sources
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Published Oct. 2, 2025, 3:24 p.m. ET
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
My favorite part about this petty shit is how it absolutely will not last. They get a couple of years to act fools, and then all of this shit is going right back up. What's the point of ignoring facts and history? The shit doesn't change because you don't like it.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This witch‘s supporters ransacked the US capitol building.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It's very cool to be officially labelled an extremist by the dipshit regime. Presumably for not being a dipshit.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Klein: "I have often advised democrats to adopt right-wing policies, so as to attract support from right-wing voters." Jeffries: "Well, did it work for those democrats?" Klein: "No, it never does. Democrats somehow delude themselves into thinking it might... but it might work for us."
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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homer simpson from the simpsons has a very angry expression on his face
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.
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Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I'VE BEEN COMPARING MAGA TO THE KHMER ROUGE TOO, but the comparison is not complimentary...
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It's probably starting right now, man. I'm probably starting RIGHT NOW, man. It's probably STARTING right nowman. MAN, IT'S PROBABLY...hehhehhhhehehehheeee
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
JD really needs to start thinking about the charges that could come his way for suborning the DOJ to carry out political witch-hunts against minor detractors in the news.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
An Anthropomorphic dustbowl cloud storms into a Kansas bank waving a gun around shouting "SEND MORE FUCKING COPSE!"
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is without a doubt the best buddy cop film of all time, and not enough people know it.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
on the next episode of copse
Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Eric Trump has been stuck doing a Chris Eliott character bit for the last 20 years because he lost a bet.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
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two men are sitting on a throne with one holding a taskmaster sign
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Pete Hegseth and Donny Boy are bitch-made for this marine shit. Going down in history as infamous criminals.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
They long for a king so badly. It's all they're asking for, why won't we just GIVE IT TO THEM!?!?!
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Signal is obviously being widely used by the White House staff and cabinet offices to evade government records act requirements. Why isn't this a bigger story in the news?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There's a load bearing "delivering on commitments to... cut government waste" in this paragraph that is deeply in need of citation.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One hundo P
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I only recently found out that there are two varietals of cucumber, and their scientific names are Smooth Bois and the Ridgler
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
So, how long can the government keep violating court orders before DC circuit judges start issuing arrest warrants for cabinet members?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
So, do the cops destroying peoples lives for Trump’s insane immigration crack-down think they are going to get away with this shit? Do they think the Nuremberg trials went well for the camp guards?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I was raised in an evangelical cult, and my mom liked to tell me about stuff from Revelations, and the "signs" of it's coming, and I gotta say, Donald Trump fits my recollections of what she said the Anti-Christ would be in so many ways. Yeah, my parents both voted for Trump both times.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
As for Mamoud Khalil.. can someone please articulate a fucking crime he committed? All anyone in the admin or various propaganda fronts has been able to say is that he is pro-hamas, which... isn't true? That's a claim being made because he is pro-human rights for Palestinians.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
These are the people I want to lionize. This is the waste I want to lament. This is the country that deserves our loyalty. Donald Trump, you fucking putz, how are you so bad?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I miss the early days of the internet when shit just failed and went away forever. Now everything that sucks just never goes away. Everything enshittified, until we run out of bandwidth for more stuff and the internet is just ten thousand ad driven hell holes propped up but a dozen posters each.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Non-thumbs need not apply.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/01/2025
it is genuinely hard to overstate how much these guys hate everything that makes the united states exceptional. they have nothing but contempt for this country and its cultural and political traditions.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I suspect all the IGs they tried to fire are going to come in to work on Monday like George Costanza, and thinking about it gives me a small sliver of joy.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
my generation had a good and normal alternative to someone like Jordan Peterson, and it was the Beastie Boys, who dispensed invaluable life lessons like "if you've got bad breath then maybe try Scope/if you wash your ass, you best use soap"
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Binged “Cross” this weekend, and absolutely nothing on TV goes as hard as Isaiah Mustafa smashing through a window to “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” and beating the shit outta the bad guy. Absolute king shit.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Looking forward to the Haley Welch Columbo companion podcast called "Falk Tuah".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/12/2024
what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point "ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
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