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Revan McCallister

@chilichimp.bsky.social
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Floop de doop, that's a goddamn aardvark, Batman!

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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 10h
Because there are not two cities in Nebraska
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 10h
Uh... how is that better? He’s saying that taking out LA is a small price to pay to prevent Iranian nukes.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 10h
“Actually, this is all because of Biden” will work on so many people
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flies in the face of everything we have understood about consent for decades
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just regurgitating Biden admin talking points except Biden actually DID do some laudable shit in his first 2 years.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy Shit
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go then, damn. ain’t nobody stopping you. yeah, you’ll have fun.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if they are brave enough
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
loss leaders sure they lure you in with the 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and the 1.50 hotdog and soda... but I can't get out of that store without dropping like 300+ dollars maybe they just feel bad and are trying to make it up?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Except they haven't. They've been working overtime in the courts to ensure that executive agencies cannot make up their own regulations. Their goal is for nothing to happen, ever. The government's hands are tied.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they're working towards stalemate, so people with money can do whatever they want
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's worse than you think. His party has also spear-headed the push for the Non-Delegation Doctrine through the courts, which essentially argues that congress CANNOT delegate it's authority to executive agencies to regulate their statutory obligations. And here he is... saying congress can't either
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hahaha, if only republicans hadn't just run rough shod over the concept of the delegation doctrine for the last 20 years.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck is a chart? Kinna name Casey Kasem? You’re making that up.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a chinese psyop to not want my power bill to double
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have they broken ground?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss Jamal
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's talking out of both sides of her mouth on abortion.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am uncomfortable with how firmly I am nestled in this dip
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re identifying people who have sone nothing wrong and arresting them without further investigation, leading to an endless stream of wrongful prosecutions
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are focused on you losing the iran war and how that is impacting us locally
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Narrator: “… that the Venezuelans agreed to”
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Narrator: it was a kidnapping
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Democrats that adopt anti-trans culture war talking points aren't going to change immigration policy or neuter ICE in a meaningful way.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is an L, dog
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe you shouldn’t have supported him, and should rethink a lot of other choices
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom is finally looking old
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The reality is that your platoon can get caught out and no amount of warrior prowess will save you or your guys. You're fucked. Just ask the holdouts of the Azovstal. When those veterans tell us about the real warriors... it's usually to memorialize them.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've heard veterans of Ukraine speak about "the real warriors". Guys who are locked in and stand tall. They tell the "soldiers" what to do. They can influence battles. Warriors are real, and they help tremendously but a lot of those guys are dead by year 4. That is the nature of modern war.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
but... 9 lines
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is Hasan addicted to streaming? Or is that his job?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In her case, it's actually her livelihood?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This feels like a rule changed for a specific candidate. “Hello, I’m special agent Angus the sheep fucker, we‘d like to have a word with you down town.“
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she threw a battery at santa claus?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn’t even know I could have had someone else pay for my wedding.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A rare Spanberger dub?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who is this guy, he looks like that guy who was screaming at the RNC
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Even as we discuss the fictitious nature of another Bad Lieutenant, we come to find that it was real all along, and not at all as we'd imagined. Perhaps the weight of failure hanging from a guillotine's rope should have been more concerning as we stuck our head into this hole.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wener Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant: perhaps evil is all around us, and takes better care of us than the love of own parents.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
god damn, best top reply payoff ever.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sir Cockchin of Jondleface
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We can stop calling them republicans. These men are Nihilists.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whoa, what hath time wrought?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When your words disavow your prior action. Your one possible saving grace here is that he’s just lying to get republican votes, and maybe theres some truth to that, but El Sayed has shown the way to defang the trans culture war issue, and it isn’t “handing it to’em”.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No group of people is a monolith, except trans activists. I am very intelligent.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is Ebeneezer Scrooge’s ghost in the line?
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nah, this image implies that he is just visiting and they all came down from heaven to debate him.
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also loving the implication that all of these capitalist boogey-men are in heaven. Bold of the Kirk gang to assume Hitler is up ‘ere
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Revan McCallister @chilichimp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I could be wrong, but I think the ghost of Ebeneezer Scrooge is in that line.
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