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Chief Goodbrains

@chiefgoodbrains.bsky.social
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/05/2026
dudes rock
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👻 Saavik ‘Spooky Season’ Ford 🎃 @saavikford.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still this one (I hear the angel voiced as Samuel L. Jackson):
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Happy Monday!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
:)
FUN FACT!
The human brain is designed to adjust to stimuli, leaving you bored and unsatisfied with, eventually, everything!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m not a great field trip parent because I honestly think that getting back with 95-98% of the kids is pretty good.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i am not dopamine scrolling. i am not doom scrolling. i am simply continuing my search for the single sentence that will explain everything. its out there. lets find it
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/01/2025
every friend group has that one guy who’s sopping wet
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/12/2024
just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Emmet Otter's Meth Shack Christmas (1977)
Emmet Otter and his three best cooks sing carols while waiting for the Riverbottom Nightmare Band to come back with either Doc Bullfrog's money or his legs.
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Chief Goodbrains @chiefgoodbrains.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Women on dating apps are happy I'm over 6ft tall but get weird when they see it's all thorax
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
screenshot of a newspaper headline reading "NYC TO OUTLAW DOG-OVEN PIZZA" above a picture of a small chihuahua with a pizza slice in its mouth, and a medium sized dog licking an entire pizza. the article continues "The celebrated treat, where 50 dogs lick a pizza for up to one year until it becomes warm, is being called 'questionable' by City Council, despite its tradition in the city. "
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