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Chet Sandberg

@chetsandberg.bsky.social
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Writer/Author/Line and Style editor, Nurse, irrationally creative. Recently sane. Happily Married.

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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 23h
I kinda think if it has Carrie Fisher in it, it’s going to be pretty damned sexy no matter what.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yup.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And you don’t have to smell like absolute shit, either, LOL. Teeth will be whiter…
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cancer’s not even the the most likely negative outcome (only the list immediately lethal). COPD is up there as well, and I don’t see AI fixing that.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I worded this poorly.” yeah girl, no shit. Kanye West and Nick Fuentes ARE NOT EVEN WITHIN TELESCOPIC VIEW OF “THE LEFT,” GIRL STOP PLAYING
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+ A musician made a song called "Heil Hitler" and is selling out stadiums; a kid is spouting the Great Replacement Theory all over the internet and he gets invited to the White House. Just because you're not seeing antisemitism on the left, doesn't mean it's been eradicated, or that it's not scary.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has never, in the history of voting, worked. You can’t push Democrats left. The left has to replace the Democrats.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 01/10/2026
it’s good to remind people today we aren’t going to trauma-inform our way to “more humane” forms of caging and execution
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wasn’t talking about a world without rape. What I meant was that as a man growing up at the time, there was no way for incel mentality to flourish. It didn’t as easily find self-justification in numbers.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m Gen X. It was understood that if women don’t like you, it’s on you to fix that, not them.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have the same car, but the RWD, standard battery version. Another bonus is the relative lack of maintenance.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most recent chapter out now!
chetsandbergauthor.substack.com
When to Fight, Chapter 14
Picture Yourself at the End
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Definition of insanity is doing the saw thing over and over and thinking you’ll get a different result. I’m not voting for democrats I can’t support anymore. Instead, I’m writing in Hasan Piker for those positions.
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/09/2026
Not that they would anyway, they love their AI / AIPAC money too much.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should be disappointed, and if we can’t arrest obvious criminals that are exceedingly unpopular, what the fuck are we even doing here? Stop lowering expectations.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And not only is it wrong, it’s harmful, because it doesn’t require confronting that the entire system of private property has to end in order for things to qualitatively change.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Libraries and fire departments are not socialism, no. They’re part of the capitalist welfare state, and they exist (like all public services) to do one of two things: Protect capital. Prevent revolution. It’s one thing to be wrong, but to be so confidently wrong is a problem.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Masking” seems duplicitous or disingenuous, but it never feels like a mask. I’m always same ol’ me while the world is a crowded wheel. Sometimes I’m on it (in it!) I’m running fast (talking fast!) But same ol’ me is bound to stumble. It’s so hard to get back on. And then there’s the apology tour.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Right?
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m in SoCal. I think premium is $6.06—$6.85 and diesel is $7.89-$8.49.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no it has milla jovovich
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I laughed for way too long at this
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Tassie Devil @tassiedevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bit of scaremongering about EVs going on here. Any modern ICE vehicle is just as vulnerable. The type of energy used to operate the car isn't the issue. It's computerised systems and internet connectivity that are also found in modern ICE vehicles. Why focus on BYD? Why not Tesla?
abc.net.au
We asked a cybersecurity expert to remotely access a BYD. It was too easy
To test the risks of surveillance and sabotage, Four Corners asked a hacker to show what China's top EV brand could see and do remotely.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh so when Marion Cotillard does it it’s impressive but when a made up cartoon lady does it because she glitches out while being interviewed by a ham sandwich it’s no longer cool ok
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didn’t the British burn the White House down back in the early 1800s? Do you think when they rebuilt it, they thought, “I don’t care what they try to do, they ain’t burning this motherfucker down again!” and since then, there’s been a dark magic spell protecting the progression of absolute demons a
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently on the Ideas section of my Whiteboard: "Roger Stone: The Ratfuck Maximizer Problem"
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You can’t just pull the plug on ai! It’s already in the internet!!” Okay, turn that off too. Turn it all off for one week and spend that time removing the damage.
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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing says America like a white dude driving a decommissioned cop car with no license plate
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Right? I mean, they did crucify him for something
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shhhh
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think we have different expectations about the effectiveness of electoral politics and its ability to resolve a crisis this mature. I hope you’re the one who’s right, though.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We need to abolish it and start over, honestly,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I was in a Cyberpunk dystopia I’d like to think I’d be doing exciting street samurai stuff for an evil corporation but I’d probably still be working for Mott’s Applesauce doing work on applesauce but in a leather jacket
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You’re a power bottom, tho
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social is why you can’t trust Democrats. I donated to you and you turned on Hasan. Never again. Get rekt.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This sounds amazing
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And a pratfall, a rubber chicken, and ironic humor, though not all at the same time because then you’d come off crazy. Oh, wait.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you reconstitute adequately like McDonald’s Big Mac onions?
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel like there’s an alternate universe in which Natalie Harp started dyeing her hair black instead of platinum blonde and ended up being the kind of girl who wrote letters to famous serial killers in prison
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No, no—DEMOCRATIC ELECTEDS are trying to divide Democratic voters into left and right factions. After years of holding my nose for moderates, I’m just not voting for anyone who isn’t progressive or DSA anymore. Blue No Matter Who is dead, and Chuck Schumer killed it.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chuck Schumer sabotaging El-Sayed is the last straw. I won’t vote for any Democrats who aren’t progressives or DSA. Get fucked, mainstream Dems. We held our nose for your losers for decades. No more.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You shouldn't pay more on your electric bill so a utility CEO can fly on a private jet. I have legislation to cap their profits and lower your bill.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
new tribunal for woke 2 just dropped
me and Hasan politely clapping at the college dems
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I want completely universal healthcare for everybody at the point of service Nobody should have a doctor’s bill
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am going to dance on the grave of the Wisconsin Democratic Party when Tom Tiffany kicks the shit out of Crowley.
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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They’re not going to be shamed by harm reduction like my generation was for 30 years, and I love them for it. You want their votes you give them their candidates. Let’s see if older black voters will be able to get the job done themselves this year.
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