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Hoeratio Hornyblower

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35. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.

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SealZone @james864.bsky.social · 20h
belly slapper (source: tohokusafaripark) #seals #sealsky
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14h
Seattle rocks

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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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今田ユウキ コロコロソニックまんが @pungter.bsky.social · 5h
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 5h
it’s so fun that these pro-genocide politicians find time to do a little promotional work for the genocide architects trying to launder their reputations. Surely nothing else should be commanding his attention at this moment.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 03/10/2026
Buffy Rat
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 02/10/2026
2x14 - Innocence I know I mainly post the funny and insane stuff but I need to say the main plot and character work is so good in this show. The show shifts gears on a dime and delivers hard. Whenever Buffy is suffering I genuinely feel heartbroken. Incredible episode. Crazy 2-Parter.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 7h
lol like no matter HOW you slice it, this is objectively ridiculous. One person has majority control over two MAJOR news broadcasts and nearly ALL entertainment streams, including children programming, globally. ONE person. A single human being.
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にあ @nia-mindy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
お嬢に着せてみたかっただけ #FF14イラスト #FF14art
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Carro1001🇧🇷 🔞 @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social · 8h
this video is so comforting i love roingus
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kuki🐮🥛 @kaopiak.bsky.social · 22h
she would love skelemals #deadlock #fanart
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John 🍂 @jrgdrawing.bsky.social · 8h
Stop using AI in your anti-AI content. Your fun viral video showcasing how stupid chatGPT is still uses chatGPT. Don’t give it a platform, stop feeding into it. You’re fucking fake, you should be standing on a soapbox pointing and making fun of people who use it.
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暁星 @ofiodifs79400.bsky.social · 10h
v3
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Let Them Watch: A Char + Garma Zine ❤️💜 @charmazine.bsky.social · 8h
⚔️CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW⚔️ Yeehaw! Today's preview is some lovely Texas colony-inspired art by @silisalt.bsky.social! Preorders close in four days! Get your copy now!
 SHOP: charmazine.bigcartel.com #gundam #charma #char #garma #CharAznable #GarmaZabi #UCGundam #MSGundam #gundam0079 #zinepromo
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 6h
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20h
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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にあ @nia-mindy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
モモディさんの水着いいね❤✨ #FF14イラスト #FF14art
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 6h
Either there's a factory churning out Nazi failsons or Andrew Giuliani, David Ellison and Eric Trump are all related.
Andrew GiulianiDavid EllisonEric Trump
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Wolfgal Diana @sixtytriggers.bsky.social · 6h
Rodimus Prime trying really really hard to be a tough guy
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 6h
The
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 11h
Utter woke nonsense
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Hoeratio Hornyblower @chestaheadinc.bsky.social · 6h
fucking car payments are less then a PS5 Pro. Gaming as a casual hobby is fucking dead.
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 6h
Revisiting this now that used PS5 Pros are going for $1400
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四方月ろーど @yomoroad.bsky.social · 7h
激カワうさちゃん❤
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Mom @milph.mom · 6h
Dylan has been calling the Youtube channel, Ahoy: "British Night Mind" because of their manner of speaking, where one warns you about Freddy Fazbear while the other warns you about the FAMAS F1.
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 6h
Don’t forget: on top of all this the Ellisons got the government to palm off TikTok to them, too
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Tezy8 🔞 (commission open) @tezy8spicy.bsky.social · 6h
Morning warmup sketch ✍️💦
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Hoeratio Hornyblower @chestaheadinc.bsky.social · 6h
AWACS is so cool to say.
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EU03 @eu03.bsky.social · 6h
I got nothing.
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smirkingcat @smirkingcat.bsky.social · 15h
Gia Moran in Power Rangers #battleforthegrid
Fan art of Gia Moran in Battle for the Grid, posing with a weapon in each hand.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 7h
Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3: Char Man A new type of military robot that can command and interface with various Sniper Joe units. His Red Comet ability, overclocks an interfaced Joe, giving them 3X the capabilities and turns them hot red. He is known to be fiercely loyal to his unit and does not betray anyone.
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She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 7h
You joining my Bonely Fans or nah? 😅😅😅
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 19h
Deadlock stuns gaming audiences by being the first videogame to feature more than 3 women visibly over the age of 30
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speedy @spdlooker.bsky.social · 23h
i think its interesting that hanako and adell's dad share design motifs w/ the succubus class but taro and adell's mom share motifs that suggest a kind of cow demon with an eye motif. the evil eye class added way later in disgaea 6 seems to fill in this gap... i wonder if it was intentional
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Makai Mako ♥ Coms closed, love you all ♥ @makaimako.bsky.social · 12h
Space Detective Etna & Flonne - Day 6 "Film Noir" #disgaea #disgaeatober2026
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haley_th @haleyth.bsky.social · 6h
Every friend group needs: DPS Support Control Tank
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Spotty Len @spottylen.bsky.social · 11h
Yuugi Hoshiguma in Old Hell #東方Project #星熊勇儀 Please give me some slack for the background, I'm very rusty on those but I tried to have fun. :'>
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 7h
Get in bitch we're doing Sorcerer 2
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 6h
If Chewbacca owned a custom van
Chalmun, apparently he owns the cantina and has a sweet handlebar mustache Chalmun, apparently he owns the cantina and has a sweet handlebar mustache
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jax but she's an overly sexual sassy 90s anthro babe that would get nerfed in the inevitable reboot 🫦
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I was proud of this because i played it out . I was down 3 pawns after the events of my blunder played out. They ended up giving me a chance.
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Hoeratio Hornyblower @chestaheadinc.bsky.social · 6h
lichess tonight was throw, counter throw, throw and a win after they resigned on move 47. I had mate in 4. In my defense my throw was my only blunder! They had 6. Its all still the same apes at the board tho. GG.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 9h
the best person to help your new entertainment megacorporation is the guy who pitched microtransactions to Jeffrey Epstein
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 7h
GOD: I dunno I can do whatever but it seems like a bad idea to vertically integrate THAT much stuff, man
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 7h
Still in disbelief that this Skydance thing was allowed to happen. One family on a panicked shopping spree to spend their winnings from Oracle, a company that is on the verge of sudden collapse over the next few years, now owns more IP and news programming than God
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