Perfect Hurts game because he absolutely mega-cooked the Cowboys in the first half, was unambiguously the reason the team won, and the passing game looked sufficiently disjointed after the rain delay that dopes can pretend he's not one of the 5 best QBs in the league.
![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma)
