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Cheer Captain

@cheercaptain.wang
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Maker of power pop. Maniac Cop 2 enthusiast. They/Them. I also do guitar/vocals/posts for @bdlightband.bsky.social A PAINTING YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO SEE out now everywhere (not Spotify) and at cheercaptain.bandcamp.com

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 1h
(finishing shitty horror movie) that sucked! i'll watch the sequel now
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
Ah whatever happens over there is none of my business
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
I was just talking about seeing him at Weird Al last summer! I don’t remember if he did this specifically but it sounds like him!
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
You don’t need it to make records but you do if you want to “play the studio like an instrument” and we’d be poorer without it
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
“You have to treat them as innocent until proven guilty and aw jeez looks like the authorities didn’t get any evidence at the time don’t accept testimony as evidence for some reason” minor correction: I don’t gotta do shit
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
“It’s not rape in the state of New York” take 5 minutes, consider what you’re saying and fix your fuckin heart accordingly
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
Personally I have evolved past the need for people to tell me what the law says about things that are clear moral abominations
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
Girl Talk albums work because pop rap verses in the 2000s are so rudimentary and stupid you can put them over anything in 4/4 and it sounds cool.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 1h
OH WOW I HADNT PUT THAT TOGETHER FUCK DA BIRD APP
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2h
What’s going on with the bird app guy
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
heartattackman.bandcamp.com/track/cool-2...
I'm not saying that I don't believe you That just seems out of character
I'm not saying that I think you're lying
But something doesn't quite add up because
He's always been cool to me
Even if it happened
Which I have a hard time picturing
What am I supposed to do?
I can't just cut him out like that, besides
He's always been cool to me
I know I crucified someone on the internet
For the same shit, last week
But you don't understand, this is different He isn't like that, I've known him for years!
He never raped me
Never hit me
Never groomed me when I was 15
He's always been cool to me
I don't wanna say I don't believe you
Cuz I'm supposed to
I don't wanna say I think you're lying
Cuz I'm uncomfortable
It's a hard pill to choke down And I don't have any water
He's always been cool to me
I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
I can’t make fun of the guy too much because I secretly wish I had written the lyric “like a scrotum, here it is in a nutshell”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
If you’re like me you probably thought it took an army of musicians working around the clock to compose “Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny” but it’s mostly just one guy. Shocking I know.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
I’m sure it’s something in the financials and each pays different residual amounts but I have no idea how it gets set up that way.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
I never noticed that Jimmy Pop had a Charlie Chaplin the actor / Charles Chaplin the director thing going on with his 3 different names for writing, composition, and production
Credits for “Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny”

Composer: James M Franks
Songwriter: Jimmy Franks,
Producer: Jimmy Pop Ali
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 3h
Vinyl is just so difficult these days, it’s so expensive and new bands are always delayed in getting it out and CDs sound *terrific* (I always forget how good they sound after years of streaming)
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Robble robble
Travis Kelce wearing a Beetlejuice ass stripped shirt like he just walked off a chain gang in 1920
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Maddy B. Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 4h
gamefaqs lament configuration gamefaqs lemarchand's box ign lament configuration ign lament configuration ibuprofn allowddd
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 01/10/2024
My old display name was just my first name “Graham” and the last time I did a spooky Halloween display name I did “Grahms: The Boy II” and I wasn’t instantly celebrated for it so I stopped doing that.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 5h
The post credit scene starts but instead of meeting a new character or seeing a new threat it’s just a darkened room in Burbank. Josh d’Amaro is there and he’s just feeing the actors contracts into a paper shredder yelling “genie you’re free” every time.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Robble robble
Travis Kelce wearing a Beetlejuice ass stripped shirt like he just walked off a chain gang in 1920
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Getting mad at a silver fox for flirting is like getting mad at the sun for shining.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Hell yeah sir
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Was he charmingly gentlemanly about it or kinda grody?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
I need to meet a better class of celebrity
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
All my stories like that are with sex pests and freaks but I got a hell of one about Kevin Spacey and dirty limericks
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
So good
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
Holy shit, I bet he is an excellent bartender
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 7h
I want Vincent D’Onofrio to life me up and gently tilt me towards God Of War Laufey so I can experience it for the first time with kindness
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22/12/2025
I like that Leon S Kennedy found a haircut that worked for him in 1998 and that was that.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 7h
Fuck my bones are chilled
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2024
This is such a sick line
LL Cool J’s “The Force”

“Chef’s in the kitchen while we out fly fishin’ / Water so clear you can see the fish pissin’”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 21h
Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 8h
You can find a guy who thinks like this making a video of himself ranting in the driver seat in any Dunkin parking lot
Deaton's campaign has set a goal of building 5 million new homes across the country. He says that one step toward achieving that goal is to free up federal land that's not being used, like parts of the military base on Cape Cod.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 8h
Oh okay he’s got coworker politics and is big into crypto. One of these guys. Every time it’s “look beyond the label” it’s just a guy who is like “damn regulations seem complicated but I sure love bitcoin”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 8h
But I like it and it feels good. I just don’t do it for anything else as a result.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
Fortnite said America deserves 9/11? I don’t think that’s right. I would have heard about that. Well why are we talking about Fortnite then?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
A twitch streamer? Yeah my little cousins are into Fortnite. Maybe they know him? Anyway why are you telling me this?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
Works for “Hasan Piker” too. Really an endless number of annoying conversations that you can hit da bricks on and just walk out
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
“Oh no, I’m sorry, I’m not on Truth Social. Is that like Instagram? I’m not really into that stuff”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
This is also how I feel about Lake America etc… go on, call it that around me and I’ll just be confused and ask you to explain over and over again
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
The great thing about “super intelligence” is if anyone says it to you you can be like “I don’t know what you’re talking about” and then if they try to explain you can say “that doesn’t sound right”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 12h
I find the whole idea intensely creepy. A facsimile of the song that played during your first kiss, that you sang along with your friends at the top of your lungs, that you sobbed to at your lowest. A tulpa created from the biggest emotions of your life but stripped of all meaning and recognition.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Tweet from Verb Abrams

"Shawn looking like all three Home Improvement sons at once"

Below is a photo uploaded by Rasslin Uploader of Shawn Michaels w. a very confusing bangs set up and a bright yellow high collar
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
Ralph Nader in 2000 was the first campaign I ever volunteered for. I was 16 and couldn’t vote but I was full of youth and vigor and wanted to make the world a better place. I’m now 43 and have lived through 2 Dem trifectas so I assume the adults in charge made things better the right way?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
Do I want to log every movie I see on Letterboxd with a 1-5 star review or have I just been doing it since 2014 and it feels bad to stop? Am I getting more out of the movie when I spend the last 20 minutes thinking about if it’s a 3.5 or 4 star experience?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
Cataloguing and tracking collections feels so good on my brain and it’s the worst thing the internet has allowed me to indulge in. Every time, the mindless hobby of logging and rating and categorizing makes me get less and less enjoyment from the actual media.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
I opened my first discogs account and ordered 2 cds (fountains of Wayne’s s/t and New Junk Aesthetic by ETID) and I intentionally ignored all the profile and social settings. That’s not what we’re here to do.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
I know there has to be someone out there with availability to save the day here
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
Also from 2012, a copy of The Replacements’ PLEASED TO MEET ME for $8! We truly did not know how good we had it.
The Replacements for $8
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