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Cheer Captain

@cheercaptain.wang
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Maker of power pop. Maniac Cop 2 enthusiast. They/Them. I also do guitar/vocals/posts for @bdlightband.bsky.social A PAINTING YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO SEE out now everywhere (not Spotify) and at cheercaptain.bandcamp.com

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
The dad from The Coffee Table joins the Avengers
Buzz Crave (@BuzzCrave_)
Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.
It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.
DOOM IS COMING
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
heartattackman.bandcamp.com/track/cool-2...
I'm not saying that I don't believe you That just seems out of character
I'm not saying that I think you're lying
But something doesn't quite add up because
He's always been cool to me
Even if it happened
Which I have a hard time picturing
What am I supposed to do?
I can't just cut him out like that, besides
He's always been cool to me
I know I crucified someone on the internet
For the same shit, last week
But you don't understand, this is different He isn't like that, I've known him for years!
He never raped me
Never hit me
Never groomed me when I was 15
He's always been cool to me
I don't wanna say I don't believe you
Cuz I'm supposed to
I don't wanna say I think you're lying
Cuz I'm uncomfortable
It's a hard pill to choke down And I don't have any water
He's always been cool to me
I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
I never noticed that Jimmy Pop had a Charlie Chaplin the actor / Charles Chaplin the director thing going on with his 3 different names for writing, composition, and production
Credits for “Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny”

Composer: James M Franks
Songwriter: Jimmy Franks,
Producer: Jimmy Pop Ali
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 14h
Robble robble
Travis Kelce wearing a Beetlejuice ass stripped shirt like he just walked off a chain gang in 1920
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 16h
You can find a guy who thinks like this making a video of himself ranting in the driver seat in any Dunkin parking lot
Deaton's campaign has set a goal of building 5 million new homes across the country. He says that one step toward achieving that goal is to free up federal land that's not being used, like parts of the military base on Cape Cod.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 18h
Also from 2012, a copy of The Replacements’ PLEASED TO MEET ME for $8! We truly did not know how good we had it.
The Replacements for $8
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 18h
In 2012 I bought an original vinyl release of Gram Parsons’ GRIEVOUS ANGEL on eBay for $12 and $4 of shipping.
Said receipt of the Gram Parsons record
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 19h
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Lyrics of “Blockbuster Night Pt 1” where El-P says “Face it, the fellas at the top are likely rapists but you’re like mellow out, man, just relax it’s not really that complicated”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
“And this man came and said, 'So right now Alan, these giant robots are blah blah, and started to tell me the thing, and I was like, 'You know what, thank you so much, but just tell me where I point my, whatever I point.’”
"There was a bit when we were shooting a scene, and it was one of the rare scenes when I was actually on the backlot and not in front of a blue screen," Cumming said. "And this man came and said, 'So right now Alan, these giant robots are blah blah, and started to tell me the thing, and I was like, 'You know what, thank you so much, but just tell me where I point my, whatever I point. And I'll do that. Really, I just know I'm here to run around!"
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Drew is 100x cooler than both of them put together
The Drew Carey tweet about seeing Phish and how he would grind off his dick and swear off pussy for life
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
18-29 year old self identified republicans looking at their generic dem affiliated peers
The R Crumb comic about the guy going “I loathe every person I see on the street! Look at that stupid ass hole” as a guy labeled Normal Guy walks by happily whistling to himself
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 28/09/2026
Shocktober ‘26 Pregame #5: RESIDENT EVIL 5 I guess this was always going to be an Oops All Resident Evils year. This one was rough end to end. Kinda thinking about playing 6 for the first time though, if I can make it through this I have an overinflated sense of confidence.
Resident Evil 5
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 27/09/2026
Absolute funniest way for me to find out this guy is playing Mark in RENT
A stranger things kid who is now a man pleading 'Please don't turn up to my musical
in Stranger Things costumes'
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 27/09/2026
Five songs for the week of 9/20
Olivia Rodrigo - “so american”
The Bouys - “Timothy”
Midnight Oil - “Beds are Burning”
Ian Hunter - “Cleveland Rocks”
Hilary Duff - “Future Tripping”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Stop honkin off to this you weirdos
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Sexually Suggestive
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Someone recently pointed out the tooth on the AROUND THE FUR cover to me and it’s so charming. Knowing that she’s smiling changes the album fundamentally for me.
Deftones AROUND THE FUR
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Real curious about what’s going on with this guitar
Olivia Rodrigo holding her new Heart guitar the night before the tour.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Should have sent a poet
"Cleveland Rocks" is a rock song by lan
Hunter from his 1979 album You're Never Alone with a Schizophrenic. The song is about the city of Cleveland, Ohio and how it rocks.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah fuck yeah
I’m listening to “Cleveland Rocks” by Ian Hunter
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 24/09/2026
Riley, Miley, Langley, and Morgan sounds like either a law firm that specializes in wrongful tractor deaths or something an enraged Dutch van der Linde would yell at his underlings.
There is now a four way race for #1 album on the Billboard 200 this week, the last day of tracking.
Riley Green, Miley Cyrus, Ella Langley and Morgan Wallen all competing; Riley leads
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 24/09/2026
My Reddit algorithm is so tight you guys, just scrolling through going “hell yeah” over and over
Marxist Analysis of The Girl Next Door?
Note: I'm not saying that Ketchum had politics in mind when he wrote the book. I'm only asking for recs on a Marxist interpretation of the novel.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23/09/2026
Good lord what is happening in there (England)
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23/09/2026
Texting the band group chat
Me sending this song to the fellas with all caps OKAY HEAR ME OUT
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23/09/2026
What does “liminal” mean to you?
Bizarre meme I saw on Reddit of the new resident evil smacking the new silent hill movie and going “that’s how you do a liminal horror movie”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23/09/2026
What’s going on over here?
Little Taylor eye peaking out of the art in a text box like “hello there!”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23/09/2026
Shocktober ‘26 Pregame #4: RESIDENT EVIL This is still an excellent game. I haven’t played it in a while but it’s still one of the very best of these. I played Jill, which is what I always do first.
Resident Evil
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22/09/2026
Oh my god who is driving? Bear is driving?! How can that be?!
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22/09/2026
The old Sony patent for a tv that makes you yell MCDONALDS when you see the burger
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22/09/2026
Think I found your hack problem
I’ve been doing the same material that I’ve donefor fuckin 20 years
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 21/09/2026
Real Maine heads know what the fuck I’m talking about
Bumper sticker I purchased that reads

KEEP HONKING!
I’m eating Salmon on a Stick from Sebastian’s Smoke House
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20/09/2026
Five songs for the week of 9/13
Microwave - “Grass Stains”
Hum - “The Pod”
CAKE - “Italian Leather Sofa”
Perennial - “Modernism”
Carly Rae Jepsen - “On Wires”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20/09/2026
This is the Philly I know and love, where Ed Sheeran is afraid that Philadelphian fans of Ed Sheeran would still beat his ass if he went to the small stage
Sheeran also admitted he removed a secondary stage out of fear for his physical safety. "I didn't know what this audience would be like tonight," he said. "I didn't know if I would have things thrown at me. I didn't know if people would be angry at me. So Philly, I apologize that today is not the usual loop show. I took the B stage out because I was afraid of what might happen if I stood in the middle."
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 18/09/2026
It’s always going well when you find yourself saying this
Now you're smearing me and defaming me on 'Piers Morgan.'
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 17/09/2026
Okay I don’t exactly disagree with anything here but how is this dated a month ago? We didn’t take an old story and bolt a new controversy onto it for engagement did we?
Ed Sheeran Represents the Worst of Pop Stardom: Hoarding Vinyl for Chart Glory While Staying Silent on Macklemore
By Dharmesh Sahu / August 16, 2026
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 16/09/2026
TAPPER COCKTAIL TABLE
Cocktail table version of Tapper
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 16/09/2026
Sounds like a great boss, we’re all having fun here being punks
"I'm authentic, I don't hide," he says. "If I want to say 'fuck,' I say 'fuck' If I want to take my shirt off to make a point, I do it."
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 15/09/2026
How I’m trying to be
Rectum
Rectum
Anus
Rectum
Vagina
Anus
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 15/09/2026
Peter Falk reading a story
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 15/09/2026
Huh.
Ed Sheeran has lost nearly 100,000 Instagram followers in the last 11 hours following reports that he banned Macklemore from his show after Macklemore publicly showed support for Palestine.
His comments are now being flooded with pro-Palestine messages, with users saying "Free Palestine" and calling him a "sellout."
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 15/09/2026
The fuzz on these guitars
And old timey character drawn by Brad Neely holding up his fingers in delight because something is so divine
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 14/09/2026
This sounds miserable and I’m really curious to see it. If for nothing else, I want to see a movie that makes the end of Civil War seem subtly effective. (I quite liked Civil War but I didn’t find it especially subtle)
When the film bizarrely tries to get serious with its subject matter, it only reveals its disastrous inadequacies. There is a moment where Joe confesses how, as a photographer, coming upon scenes of violence leaves him not mourning those who have been lost, but wishing he could make them look more visually interesting in his camera. But where something like the recent "Civil War" explored such tensions with subtle effectiveness, Snyder lacks any such restraint.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 14/09/2026
My nine inch nails quake hoodie is out for deliveryMore looking at the noose in his closet and saying “not today old friend”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 14/09/2026
That guy seems bad but can we just quick acknowledge the lady in front of him has skibidi toilet neck?
Weird blurring makes it look like this woman’s neck is at least 14 inches long
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 14/09/2026
Shocktober ‘26 Pregame #3: RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE My least favorite of the modern era Residents Evil but the only one in the package of 7/8/9 I bought for Switch 2 I hadn’t finished. I like how Ethan is kind of a doofy dad throughout. I still think the elevator safe room is a cool idea.
Resident Evil Village
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 13/09/2026
The bad NYT piece about country music just says it at least
How things have changed. In 1971, television executives canceled several popular but unfashionable country-fried TV shows, including "Green Acres," "Hee Haw" and "The Beverly Hillbillies," in what came to be known as the rural purge. Though the purge had a commercial justification in the desire of television programmers to appeal to younger, more affluent and urban viewers, it also reflected a cultural judgment: Rural entertainment was déclassé, as were the people who liked it.
(Fred Silverman, the CBS executive who spearheaded the programming change, denounced "mindless rural pap" in a speech to broadcasters.)
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 13/09/2026
Five songs for the week of 9/6
The Hotelier - “Soft Animal”
Gin Blossoms - “Until I Fall Away”
Social Distortion - “When The Angels Sing”
PONY - “Sick”
Every Time I Die - “No Son Of Mine”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2026
This is my iPhone photo that I just share with coworkers and frankly they don’t deserve a picture this cool of me.
Me, a nonbinary person with mid length wavy hair wearing a mask and a “Ska Against Transphobia” tank taking a photo in a rock club’s bathroom
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2026
🎶The Midterms🎶
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2026
Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “Terrorize”Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “that”Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “Pussy”
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