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Charming Kitten

@charmingkitten.bsky.social
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Professionally nonplussed. Thought follower. I like your cats. Portland, OR.

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Jeremy Beausoleil Smith @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is honestly surreal. We are 5 Portland donors away from the 750 Portland donors needed to unlock another $100,000 in matching funds from the city. We have completely maxed out tier 1 so we won’t receive more matching funds until we meet the 750 threshold. Can you donate $5 at the link below?
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I think I can see back in the day why we would put on the mask if we went there" Man what the fuck are you talking about; the moon, COVID, some weird third thing?
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Jeremiah Hayden @jeremiahhayden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A new complaint filed Monday alleges a web of new committees funded by the Metro Chamber's United for Portland PAC violated local and state elections laws by obscuring the true funding source of political billboards and filing false campaign-finance statements.
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“DitchMitch” Billboard Campaign Violates Local and State Elections Laws, Complaint Says - Portland Mercury
A new complaint filed with the city, county, and state elections offices alleges multiple political action committees violated independent expenditure rules when they failed to properly report informa...
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waives foam finger with #1 printed on it 👋
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man in the back is looking like a sideways mullet, bike race on top business on the bottom
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Sliver Rider @sliverrider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨🚨 Actual PPB training manual leaked !!! 🚨🚨
Swat member cartoon talking about how to shoot dogs /s
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the best to ever do it
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coachbalto.bsky.social @coachbalto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bike Bus World is $300 away from fundraising $2,000 this month with individual donations!! Please help us get there today!! give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...
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Help Build Bike Bus World
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone tries to talk to me about that song I don’t give a shit about
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes small businesses have to be scrappy and meet the public where they are but if I have to go on instagram to find out when you're ever open, you're kinda a little lemonade stand for babies
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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maria @mgabrielles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donate to Shawne Martinez for Tigard City Council @shawne4tigard.bsky.social secure.actblue.com/donate/shawn...
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Brooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I don’t think any of us, in our wildest dreams, expected this many fish this quickly to repatriate that area" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/c...
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Salmon Are Thriving After Klamath Dam Removals, Study Finds (Gift Article)
The first fall runs of chinook salmon since the project in California and Oregon was completed have surpassed researchers’ expectations.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, fuck you, I thought, and kept walking.
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Jeremy Beausoleil Smith @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We desperately need a 7th progressive on Portland City Council. We are just 50 donations away from unlocking another $100,000 in matching funds from the city. Can you donate $5 at the link below? If you’ve already donated can you ask a friend, family member, or coworker to donate at the link below?
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and thank the lord jesus I don't have to go through a spirit tunnel
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope he dies of not being on television
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah keep feeding him stories about how the COVID vaccine will only kill you if you blink
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Taylor Griggs @taylorgriggs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta say something! Rare Merc op-ed on the recent cop tweet kerfuffle:
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City Observatory @cityobservatory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where's my Carmaggedon, Day 4. Thursday morning commute from Vancouver to Portland is 31 minutes, about 5 minutes longer than the pre-shutdown travel time, according to Google Maps. That's well within the typical range of morning commute times (20-40 minutes). cityobservatory.org/carmageddoni...
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In Olivia’s world, if we could just dig a little deeper into our pockets, lay off some city workers, and finally find enough money to satisfy the PPDs insatiable appetite, all of these problems magically disappear #oliviasworld 🌈✨
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why would anyone Tweet negatively about the Portland Police in 2020?
WHY WOULD ANYONE TWEET
NEGATIVELY ABOUT THE PORTLAND POLICE IN
2020?
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
An article in The Guardian - European Union invites Canada to become first ever ‘associate member’A woman helping a child (Canada) into a pool while her other child (UK) struggles in the water. Below them all is a skeleton in a chair (Ukraine).
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Bird Alliance of Oregon @birdallianceoregon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨Lights Out Alert! Tomorrow night approximately 4.1 million birds will migrate through Oregon's skies. Help keep them safe on their journey by turning off your outside lights and drawing your blinds between 11p-6a. 📷: aeroecolab.com/oregon
Lights Out Alert for September 16, 2026 - 4.1 million birds will be migrating through Oregon skies. Dark skies help keep birds safe on their journey to their wintering grounds. Migration is happening now through approximately October 19 -- if you can turn off your lights and draw your blinds every evening during that time period to assist migrating birds, that would be appreciated.
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After all of the outrage today, Bob's probably just looking for a happy ending. If someone from the Macklemore camp rubbed and tugged on his heartstrings, I bet he would come ...
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ll just die thanks
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is your daily reminder that District 4 offers Portland its best chance of a progressive majority on city council. If you hate dickswabs like Eric Zimmerman and want to see him replaced with a progressive, follow + donate to @jameyevenstar.bsky.social and @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social right now!
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LFG 🤘 www.portlandmercury.com/note-from-th...
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The Mercury is Suing Councilor Dan Ryan. Here’s Why. - Portland Mercury
At its core, journalism is a public service. That can mean a lot of things: from “news you can use” like where to find a cooling center, or informative summaries of public meetings, to accountability ...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/09/2026
A liberal is a conservative who just got mugged by the police
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Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let’s kick Monday in its fucking ass, okay? 🔥🔥🔥 catpartypetportraits 🔥🔥🔥
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 29/08/2026
once again, this is ned. neighborhood pet glutton. with his stylish mustache, he runs up to you on the sidewalk, to demand infinite pets. trust me. there is no end to the pets. 😍
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some Democratic consultant: We need a diarrhea of the left
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOL Even if we took your bullshit at face value you’re still too stupid to come up with enough of it to cross the goal line
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/08/2026
nothing has made more of a radical anti-car extremists than being a guy whose primary form of transportation is a bike
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/08/2026
things have changed a bit in Paris since the pandemic— Notre Dame looks squeaky clean, l'As du Falafel fell off hard—but it all pales in comparison to the the total victory in the War On Cars car traffic has been crushed and the city is so obviously better off that nobody could possibly complain
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Shabazz Stuart @shabazzstuart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If three NYers were shot up by strangers that got away it would be on CNN and NYT/WSJ above fold. If three subway riders died after being pushed on 🚇tracks by strangers it would be on CNN and NYT/WSJ above fold. Three NYers were killed by hit-run drivers and nary a peep?
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I own a sledgehammer and will work for free, call me
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Sightline Institute @sightline.org · 20/08/2026
The unofficial census results are in: Five years after Portland, OR, legalized mobile dwelling units, they've already eclipsed traditional ADUs. @citizen-cate.bsky.social
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Seven Lessons from Portland’s Mobile Dwelling Experiment | Sightline Institute
A new survey reveals the growing popularity of this low-cost, flexible housing solution.
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hydro Hogs is one of the greatest features in Oregon journalism and the 2026 edition does not disappoint: “I can’t tell you how much I hate your little paper and you little smartass fuckers who think you’re environmentalists and know nothing of the environment.” www.wweek.com/news/2026/08...
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Hydro Hogs
For the 10th time, here are the Portlanders who use the most water.
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
God damn I loved this game
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 17/08/2026
Amid serious allegations of misconduct at Urban Alchemy-run temporary homeless sites, new public records show the city spent months coordinating with the nonprofit’s public relations firm to help polish its public image.
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Records Show City Staff, PR Firm Coordinating to Polish Urban Alchemy’s Image - Portland Mercury
Amid serious allegations of misconduct at Urban Alchemy-run temporary homeless sites, new public records show the city spent months coordinating with the nonprofit’s public relations firm to help poli...
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bollards save lives. Flexposts save cars.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
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Charming Kitten @charmingkitten.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
FX bus design win. So easy to board it will even tote your goats. www.kptv.com/2026/08/12/l...
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Loose goats cause stir at Portland bus station
TriMet security cameras caught two loose pygmy goats briefly boarding an FX2 bus in Northeast Portland before wandering off.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember when they left a bunch of your colleagues on a plane that they believed might get shot down by a SAM
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/08/2026
super happy for you about your loud muffler sorry your parents didn’t love you tho
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