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Dune Joule

@chaosjoule.bsky.social
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Fraudulent juggler/dune appreciator

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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not my blood
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Kids in the Hall: Bad Doctor
YouTube video by vikavolt4
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
five more days of hat
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September is for auteurs, apparently #LetterboxdFriday
Weapons, Primetime, Resident Evil, Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🇹🇳ibn khaldun mentioned🇪🇬
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come on Cassie. You know poaching pandas is illegal.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uh oh. This is me now? I get it?
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This genuinely feels like a @jplepore.bsky.social joke to me
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
september issue is out
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a young woman and young man in quasi-Tudor clothing. She has a sash with dangling skulls. He has one hand with poison-green rings on her shoulder and the other hand concealed. She looks at the viewer, hands on hips, while his head is in profile, though still looking at the viewer. Text reads "JUST KIDS: the next generation of potentates. KASSERI THE ROSE OF BLOOD AND SALOIO DUKESBANE ON MAKING THEIR OWN WAY. SPECIAL ISSUE"
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Child found a new father figure. King Ghidorah.
A child stares in wonder at Ghidorah, the three headed monster. #godzilla
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Support local journalism.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love a flimsy excuse to post one of my faves.
Twitter screenshot, badly photoshopped

NOELH_2: and that’s it 
I’ve finished every Horus heresy book
This took me 7 months

May Greenfield’s: are they good?

NOELH_2: no

(Credit for the original: @twinklit42)
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me: do you know Bugs Bunny? 7-yo: what? Me: Bugs Bunny? The cartoon? 7-yo: I’ve never heard of that.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would be 1000% more interested in Dr. Doom if he were Stephen Root
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fun historical fact: Thomas Jefferson underwent smallpox variolation, a controversial and dangerous procedure, because survival rate was much higher than getting smallpox, and because he was a weirdo who loved trying lil inventions. Last part is speculation on my part.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes I do have kids, how did you know #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #filmsky
4 pictures of movies: Dick Tracy, The Color of Money, Pokemon Mewtwo Strikes Back Evolution, Rookie of the Year
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can’t tell if Sebastian is either the most passive child in the world OR a brilliant cold-reader who instantly clocked this outcome as the mostly likely.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Mom! spreadsheet power users are arguing about the meaning of language again!” You wake up in a sweat. You are not a mom. You are a British redcoat in 1752. You are going to push Ben Franklin into that lightning bolt so electricity will never be invented and your dream will never come to pass.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Brendel out here acting like we all don’t want this RETVRN to local journalism and syndicated humor columns
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What are you talking about. This a textbook example of the standard architecture you can find on Geidi Prime during the Vladimir Harkonnen years. This is one of their soup kitchens for orphans.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve seen 6. The only one that has some, SOME, muddled coloration and effects was Supergirl. I’d address framing, blocking and camera placement on that movie before improving effects.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i, on the other hand, can freely speak the truth: anyone who does not live in a major metropolitan area is disgusting.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andreas from Pentiment
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IMO, Bennett is the best worldbuilder working in fiction right now. I love this series and this book. I’ll spare everyone the several earnest threads I have in me about why they’re great, but if my opinion is worth anything to you, you’ll pick up A Trade of Blood.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moneyball. 🫡⚾️😭
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moneyball 😭😭😭
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moneyball!!!
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moneyball.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
new issue of Vizier Monthly is out
a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TBH I’m more excited about this thread than about the new man who spiders movie
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Larry Middleman
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If I got to write a second Blade movie, I would call it, “Blade: Duel,” because I’ve always wanted everyone to groan at my shit.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
“The Bluesky Experience™”
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you have somehow made the exact point of my post, in a reply to my post, without having understood my post
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
GOATTTTTTTTTT
Takashi Shimura
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/02/2026
I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting
Chani and Paul talking...

CHANI: So, Paul, how's the Muad'Dib job going?

PAUL: They pay me in woims.

CHANI: {math lady overlay, thinking about woims}

PAUL: Woims.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
there’s a couple of crows fighting a squirrel in a nearby tree, if anyone wants to come watch. crows are winning.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sicko guy, zoomed in on eyes only
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
3. Very few film scripts are composed entirely in Homeric Greek. In fact, I can't think of any. That's a shame, but also understandable. It would be quite unlikely to do well at the box office.
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Jeff McMahon @jeffmcmahon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A Tweet from May 17, 2021 by user @vandroidhelsing reading:
dreamed I went to see a movie based on the Iliad and when the ocean appeared in the first shot, the audience went absolutely wild shouting THE WINE DARK SEA! THE WINE DARK SEA!
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eyes UP, Noel.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There are two types of viziers: work horses and show horses. Everyone knows the show horses: Jafars, Wormtongues, Littlefingers. Failures all. There are work horses you’ve never heard of who destroyed satrapies you never will hear of. Poison #6 is effective against lieges who are building immunity.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you can now ride the D from DTLA to LACMA in 15 minutes. try doing that on a frigate or whatever. you can't
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*hands spread wide to an unknowing audience* this is a soccer tweet.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
england should simply get to miami early and establish a dense network of burhs.
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Of course not. Their bumbling antics and penchant for farce made them strong supporters of Pétain and Vichy France.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
what the hell is going on on this website
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
there's only one explanation for the failure of a plan so simple and elegant as getting another country to get guys from a third country to fight a protracted and bloody ground war in order to achieve my nebulous goals for me: betrayal
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Dune Joule @chaosjoule.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I will simply put out my idea that every commercially successful/viable sitcom is doomed to be canceled too late. Every single one.
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