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ChaosArgate

@chaosargate.bsky.social
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Hi, I do LPs when I find the time and post a lot of food pics.

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yeeo✨ @yeeobun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anxiety: what if you're not good enough 
depression: everyone hates you
bubble shield: WOW
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. @washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 14/11/2025
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
a pencil drawing recreating the ending of drakengard's ending E where there is a gigantic woman made of salt towering over a grey tokyo. also banjo and kazooie are there and kazooie is asking if this is the land of the gods.
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David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The first act of FF7 remake is about the neet power fantasy of having no social skills but your hot friend arranging for you to have employment, housing, a community, and a social circle of eco terrorists with a plan to meaningfully impact the world for the better under late stage capitalism.
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Darío @dariosamo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Somebody asked me on Reddit why people who use AI to generate Recomp projects are currently being rejected from the communities and what they can do to fix this. I might tweak parts of this to be a more general blog post at some point, but this should be of help to anyone in a similar situation.
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Regulus @sirknightbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When your dad's holographic ghost gifts you a sick new pair of kicks (2020)
I pen and marker illustration of the holographic projection of Dr. Light from the Mega Man X series. He is presenting some fancy new boots.
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James Margaris @markymarg2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Cut content" drives me crazy, 95% of "cut content" wasn't cut, it just wasn't pursued. Maybe we have DVDs including "deleted scenes" to blame for this, but at least in those cases the scenes were "deleted" from the screenplay in some sense.
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Romain Barrilliot @skacky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This. This is why posts like "this mod blows this game out of the water/is better than any game coming out today" irk me to no end. Having done both, I can say without a doubt that games and mods are fundamentally different.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neighbor lit some fireworks, presumably forgetting that we live in the slums under the sector 7 steel plate. They just shot out one of our sun lamps.
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REALLY GOOD FANART UNTIL I SAW THE OP 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s a real dark sign of the times if a brand as bland as Dominos feels comfortable enough to pander directly to incel gamergaters
Dominos Pizza UK quote retweeting God Of War: Laufey

“God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni”
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.
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Brun 🐻✨ Bear on the Internet @yuyuke.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u need 2 reaffirm ur reason 2 live
Pokemon Souls Silver touchscreen screenshot from the pokemon move-learning menu. Two buttons are displayed, reading "Give up on Spite!" and "Don't give up on Spite!". The second button is selected.
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emet-selch's forcefem aoe @ 7.56 SPOILERS!! @specterxiv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
GOOD POST
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FrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.
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Bear Festival - 3D Artist @bearfestival.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I feel like this shot I got in Pokopia goes unnecessarily hard
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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LavenderAbysss🪸 @lavenderabysss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I dont usually repost screenshits, but this was too amazing not to share. I want one.
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I Honsed Bitch @vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If anybody thinks this is a joke
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
is AI real life is it just fantasy caught up in the hype no escape from reality

r/vibecoding 4 hr. ago AssafMalkill
What's the point of vibe coding if I still have to pay a dev to fix it?
what's the point of vibe coding if at the end of the day i still gotta pay a dev to look at the code anyway. sure it feels kinda cool while i'm typing, like i'm in some flow state or whatever, but when stuff breaks it's just dead weight. i cant vibe my way through debugging, i cant ship anything that actually matters, and then i'm back to square one pulling out my wallet for someone who actually knows what they're doing. makes me think vibe coding is just roleplay for guys who want to feel like hackers without doing the hard part, am i missing something here or is it really just useless once you step outside the fantasy
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...
The whistleblower, for his part, worked to amp up the pressure. He told me he had shared the document with other reporters, putting me into a competitive crunch. He asked when I thought I would publish. I asked him if he could point me to any current or former coworkers of his who could help me understand the document better. “Not really,” he said.

By this point, alarm bells were starting to ring. I wondered if the employee badge the whistleblower had shared with me might have been AI-generated. While AI systems are notoriously unreliable at identifying their own outputs, Google Gemini can detect SynthID watermarks embedded in images that it produces. I uploaded the badge to Gemini and asked if Gemini had made it. “Most or all of this image was edited or generated with Google AI,” it said.
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Playdate @play.date · 20/12/2025
trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
a mockup of the playdate website with a new badge that says “yes!! 100% attack drone metal free!!”. this is reference to a.. you know what, it doesn’t really matter.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I really wish people would stop using slop to just mean 'thing I don't like' or 'stuff that is part of a trend'. Neither of those are inherently worthy of being called slop. You really gotta earn that title by being low-quality, low effort products of greed and laziness.
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FPzero @fpzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you can believe it, Awful Emblem v1.0 has just released! It's real, and finished! It's only been a decade in the making! It's a full-length vanilla+ FE8 romhack with totally unique characters, setting, storyline, and more. Check it out! 🎉🎉🎉 feuniverse.us/t/awful-embl...
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 26/11/2025
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
Earthbound screenshot where an NPC is telling Ness "Ok, but your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg."Pokemon trainer: Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!the beloved Gatekeeper from FE3H: As for me, my job is to stand here at this glorious entrance and leisurely watch over the comings and goings of everyone. Make folks smile, you know? (i couldn't find a good example of Gatekeeper's best dialogue because it's all long convos but people love this guy)it's just the merchant from RE4. no dialogue needed because we all know it by heart and we all love him
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high & off the wallflower 👻spoopy szn edition👻 @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The kombucha girl side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”
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saffiya @saffiya.quest · 19/11/2025
(Person who has played 1 JRPG) "Expedition 33 really changed all the issues with the genre and pushed it forward. JRPGs in the future might actually be playable." 

(Person who has played 20 JRPGS) “I didn’t truly love games until I played Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together. A cinematic achievement that changed my life”

(Person who has played 200 JRPGS) “you guys should hop on Dungeon Travelers 2”
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ChaosArgate @chaosargate.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I gotta say, that’s not a bad way to localize Gyro’s weird gag.
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 11/11/2025
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/11/2025
the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/11/2025
this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen
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𝚁𝙸𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚈 @rippy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i know this seems excessive but she won’t leave her stitches alone
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
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Artix @artixlp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Today I have been cursed with the knowledge that the blue and purple bananas from DK64 are real????? I can't believe @chaosargate.bsky.social would do this to me.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11/10/2025
After waiting several days to be collected by Banjo and Kazooie, an orange Jinjo was found dead on top of a large rock somewhere. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/03/2025
mug-of-beans on tumblr states: ""The old magic persists thanks to it's unfathomable power." 

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb."

aqueerkettleofish adds: "Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spell to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic."
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Incorrect Text Posts @incorrtextposts.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Murlin @murlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
From bravewave.net/interviews/t...
Mo: Do you remember the first time you met someone who said they loved your work on Mega Man 2?

Tateishi: You’re the first, in 2013. No one else has.

Mo: Wow. I’m surprised. I don’t even have a follow-up question… how could no one come up and say something.

Tateishi: …

Mo: Now that you know how big Mega Man 2 is outside of Japan, do you look fondly back at the soundtrack?

Tateishi: Yeah, my thoughts have changed since I met you and became more aware of how people felt. But even when I was at Konami, I didn’t even bother telling anyone I did Mega Man 2. So the fact you came all the way to Japan to tell me these things makes me very happy I worked on the game all those years ago.
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Stelle (not the space train one) @stellezen.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This might be the funniest Live Laugh Love type kitchen thing I've ever seen I was actually stunlocked by it irl
An oven mitt featuring a woman making a salad with the text above reading, "Get ready to undo your pants".
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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If I was a tutoring company and I wanted to convince you that I could teach your kids maths, I would probably not have an advert that said “3=2” on it! That’s just me though.
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