Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@iseefacesinthings.bsky.social broken cat scratching post is a surprised robot 131
Reposted by Chair of the Bored🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026sporks imply the existence of foons 1316345
Reposted by Chair of the BoredJ.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands 292585723
Reposted by Chair of the BoredMAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI 80111372806
Reposted by Chair of the BoredYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026well maybe if you quit spending money on avocado toast and coffee you could actually afford to gamble online, 4798169
Reposted by Chair of the Boredalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/05/2026the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you 511393227
Reposted by Chair of the BoredYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup 13944160
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The Strait of Hormuz implies the existence of the Queer of Hormuz and the Bi-Curious of Hormuz 030
Reposted by Chair of the BoredJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/03/2026elphay tucksay inway away igpay atinlay actoryfay 13899
Reposted by Chair of the BoredCEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 04/03/2026LOOKIT! BARRY WAS OUR WINNER! WE REALLY DID GIVE AWAY AN MUG! Remember to wash before first use. The mug too, you should wash that as well. HURRAH FOR AN MUG! 3545
Reposted by Chair of the BoredCEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 16/02/2026VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 12/20 by @chairofthebored.bsky.social 2847
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Experience the northern lights anywhere any time by pressing your fingers into your eyes 000
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 21/01/2026We were saved from the 2026 shitshow by a duck on a bus 000
Reposted by Chair of the BoredMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place 15213625082
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 18/01/2026If your breasts are too large you will fall over. Unless you wear a back pack 010
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Turds of 3lbs or bigger should be lowered by hand to avoid splashback 220
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 17/01/2026You say potato, I say potato, no I don't, shut up, no you shut up, fuck off, no you fuck off, no YOU FUCK OFF, NOOO YOOOOUUUU [indistinct screaming] 000
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Childish Gambino implies the existence of Mature Gambino, Sensible Gambino and Babyish Gambino 010
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I have ham, I also have eggs, just in case any needed to know 100
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Would a bot say this "would a bot say this"? 000
Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I realise my last post looked so bot-like, but I'm not a bot (but is that what a bot would say?) 000
Reposted by Chair of the BoredTerrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The periodic table mapped according to lickability 27658214
