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Chair of the Bored

@chairofthebored.bsky.social
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jerry yes
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And everyone still called then O levels well into the 90s
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We know mate, GCSEs didn't exist in the 80s either
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fat controlling behaviour
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dogs don't have facial expressions like that
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or just look out of the window?
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Had to" is the most intriguing part of this for me
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@iseefacesinthings.bsky.social broken cat scratching post is a surprised robot
The base of a broken cat scratching post looks like a surprised robot
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has an agentic AI whiff about it
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah cool, I just needed something suitably apocalyptic, thanks
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Slick
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Peak human civilization
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think he tweeted that 'Black Mirror wasn't meant to be a documentary' lol
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's also notable that the day after elections they all go quiet
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being wrong as performance art
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You keep on being you Swiftie
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Booker Prize for alt text
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"And that's how I met your father"
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GameStart
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They were able to edit the prices
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026
sporks imply the existence of foons
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Best I can do is passive aggressive
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why did you try texting privately? Can you explain on here?
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Apart from the font size this is one of the best uses of this meme
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just gonna fire up the ol' time machine
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BREAKING: WIND
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You must be fun at oh wait
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How about don't put it all on the internet in the first place
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Any format would be good at this point
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You will own nothing and be happy about it
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'd rather not if it's all the same to you
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My perspective is to question things when something doesn't seem right. What would your advice be to on how best I can do this?
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hi Emily, what's the nurses perspective on this?
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
(Rising to this obvious bait, however) THE SAME LOAF REQUIRES DIFFERENT SETTINGS BASED ON FRESHNESS
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You may also enjoy jackfruit, like a mango flavoured wetsuit
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Made excellent beer sold very cheaply in gorgeous buildings. But he descended into literal madness in the most bigoted way possible. Hopefully a brighter future for them now
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's even more doomeder
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Did knot happen
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Chef's kiss
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Literally
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well played
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Analyse this
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's because they have to open a bottle of wine, which creates wastage if not sold within two days. Priced accordingly.
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Scars in their eyes
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Wolf Of Wall Street: Rookie Numbers
Alt: Wolf Of Wall Street: Rookie Numbers
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yes I know
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Chair of the Bored @chairofthebored.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think that was the problem
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