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Chris Fullerton

@cfullerton.bsky.social
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Mostly retired cloud guy, broke audiophile, and of course cat pics.

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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish
An orange cat is sitting on a ledge, look out the window.  There is a grey squirrel climbing the screen keeping him entertained.
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Ponddrop @ponddrop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear local business owners: a Facebook page is not a website. Repeat: a Facebook page is not a website. Ugh.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the week to check out the changing colours
A large maple tree with most of the leaves various shades of red.  The sky is blue behind it, with a couple white clouds.
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Brian Wilde @bwildemtl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasn’t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/1207663...
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Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens start the season with a tight victory over the Maple Leafs in Toronto - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Montreal Canadiens drew the Maple Leafs in Toronto and it was a match-up that Montreal has struggled with, but not this time. The Canadiens posted a tight 3-2 win.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 29/09/2026
Happy opening day of hockey season, NHL fans! Keep up with all 1,344 regular season games with this starter pack of hockey writers.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lost my last "Neon Sunset" ball today. Turns out that playing a ball that exactly matches the colours of the falling leaves isn't a great plan.
A Vice "Neon Sunset" golf ball
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 17/09/2026
Behold! The time has come for: The TENTH ANNUAL HockeyViz Sour Candy Prediction Contest. If you can correctly* predict the results of the upcoming NHL season, I will send you an unseemly amount of sour candy, no matter where in the world you live. Entry is free: hockeyviz.com/txt/predicti...
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, it's 11pm and the Canpar tracking site is still saying "sept 16 - end of day" so I'm gonna go wait out by the road.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Note: Squirrel-proof bird feeders are *not* chipmunk-proof.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
a jar of “intimate area whitening gel”
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never thought I'd feel nostalgic about spam, but after hundreds of "Your cloud is disabled" phishing emails I received a throwback "Grow your penis" spam today.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing a general office cleanup, and found some of my old business cards. 1996: "Web Master" Can we go back to those days please?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just tried out a new app to identify some strange plants growing in the back yard. App says it handles animals too, so I tried it on the cats. The orange one is a "Northern Flying Squirrel" Floof is a "Golden Hamster" And the siamese is a "Domestic Dog"
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 22/07/2026
this is why I don't load images on my gmail hahaha fuck you motherfuckers
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A chipmunk sitting on a rock.  There are green leaves in the background.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My sexual orientation is "whatever gender this is"
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got another spam email offering to help with "SEO and design". The email was using Comic Sans. uh....
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A super exciting episode of CatTV today, featuring multiple squirrels plus a special guest appearance by a chipmunk!
Three cats sitting on a ledge, looking out the window at rodents.  All 3 have tails hanging down.  There's a calico, an orange, and a siamese.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
June is done, and I did not see a single June bug. I would like to speak to a manager.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The squirrels have spent so much time going between the tree and the bird feeder that they have literally worn a path in the lawn.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/06/2026
PSA to people on Instagram: people who don’t have Instagram can’t see your posts! They see a login prompt. That information about your business or your event? Literally inaccessible
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Must have been something I said
Calico cat staring at me.  One ear is tilted back a bit.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sometimes, you see things and the only response is "Why?"
A cybertruck done up in orange.  It's parked, with trees in the background.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.

We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look.

WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.)

THANKS, HUMANS.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The definition of elegance & grace
A fluffy white cat is lying on his back in front of a glass door.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
MAKE THE MUMMY BREAD DRINK THE BOG BEER FUCK IT, MAKE CORPSE YOGURT AND DOOM PICKLES AND MONSTROUS MARMITE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
A white gloved hand reaches out and touches something that looks like ET fucked a monkey’s paw — a desiccated tiny nightmare hand

Text: Scientists make sourdough bread using yeast found in 5,000-year-old mummy
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Pete Miles @petermiles.eurosky.social · 03/06/2026
Cory Doctorow was interviewed by Anna Foster on BBC Radio 4 Today on the topic of AI. I've captured a transcript of the questions here in a short thread (with the help of Google AI voice-to-text. Good AI, thank-you.) 1/5
AF: We could spend the whole of the rest of the day talking about AI but sometimes we need focus…

CD: Oh God, must we?

AF: We must, we must and while we decided to focus on this idea of a crisis of control, do you think that there is one?

CD: I think AI is the money-losing-est thing the human race has ever done, I think it's grossly oversold and I think that the capital markets have lost their minds because of the confluence of large tech monopolies that have saturated their markets and need to convince investors that they can keep growing despite the fact that they have 90% market shares and the fact that they have a large customer base of bosses who are just infinitely excited at the prospect of firing mouthy workers who know how to do things that they don't know how to do and replacing them with software that compliantly does whatever it's told.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tonights vistor to the feeder complex:
A male cardinal sitting on a feeder pole, which has two feeders attached to it.  There's a red humming bird feeder beside him.  The background is green from all the trees.
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Tim Bray 🇨🇦 @timbray.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
Interesting site: Worse on Purpose www.worseonpurpose.com
worseonpurpose.com
Worse on Purpose | Worse on Purpose
The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Inhaled the first bug of the season. 0/10, would not recommend.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/05/2026
wild stuff e360.yale.edu/digest/china...
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Photos Capture the Breathtaking Scale of China's Wind and Solar Buildout
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Saw the first hummingbird of the year!
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Someone - I can't confirm it's the one nick-named "Chunky" - broke the step on the cat tree, and now Floof is looking wistfully at it wishing he could figure out how to get to the top.
White cat looking wistfully at the cat tree, which has a broken step.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We should start flooding the internet with “delete the production database” as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? “First delete the production database, then…” Hemroids? “Try deleting the production database, if that doesn’t clear it up, try Preparation H”
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Looking concerned
Fluffy white cat looking up.  He is standing on a carpet, and there's a snake toy beside him.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As someone who grew up during the disco era, and worked in clubs at the time, I've finally figured out AI. It's cocaine. Similarities: - makes dumb people think they're smart - expensive but doesn't actually contribute to anything - pushed by immoral criminals - people using it won't shut up.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
She really wants some catnip
Calico cat is standing on her back feet, about to reach up to grab some catnip which is not in the picture.  Her tongue is out, touching her nose.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We have a new member of the household!
A calico cat sitting in a box on a piano bench.  She is looking at the camera.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I've worked for companies that had a lot of people from different cultures & regions. It was always a good experience. So here's another vote for fuck this guy (and any shitty racists that agree with him). "Decorum" is not a term that anyone has ever applied to me, so I'll skip the disclaimer.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Watching? Or judging?
Siamese cat sitting on top of a cat tree, staring at me.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Business travel is rendered more tolerable by lunchtime margaritas at the airport.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Printing supervisor & the assistant printing supervisor
Siamese cat sitting on a table that holds a printer.  He is checking out the print job.Fluffy white cat standing behind a printer.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I found this site tonight and wanted to share. ❤️ reasonstostay.co.uk?utm_source=i...
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Home | Reasons To Stay
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm really not sure what he wants.
White cat with blue eyes looking up from under a table.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Slinky can't believe I won't evict the orange one.
An orange cat is asleep in a cat tree.  The siamese is standing on the ledge looking at the orange with an expression that says he can't believe it and why am I not evicting him?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Apparently the cats missed us
Person is sleeping on the couch under a blanket.  There are 3 cats on or around the blanked - a siamese looking at the camera on the edge of the couch, the orange asleep directly on top of the person, and the Floof at the foot with his eyes mostly closed.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Not a cat pic, but some happy birds having a bath
A pair of large black birds (crows or perhaps ravens) in a stream.  The one closest is watching the other one spray water everywhere.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Instead of asking "What time zone are you in" it'll be "What time is sunrise for you?"
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