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Chris Fullerton

@cfullerton.bsky.social
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Mostly retired cloud guy, broke audiophile, and of course cat pics.

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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 1m
he got so excited, too - repeated it at least twice
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
The entire "AI Data Center" buildout is nothing but a scam at this point. The bubble will burst before anything gets built, and as usual governments will be left picking up the pieces.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the number of times I had to tell clients to use UCT for timestamps in a database was ridiculous. Most of them still got it wrong.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So you're saying you found a way to make your coffee habit tax-deductible?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really, the whole panel should be targets
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quebec dude is missing a smoke.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The cat or the squirrel?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish
An orange cat is sitting on a ledge, look out the window.  There is a grey squirrel climbing the screen keeping him entertained.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sounds like you've found the zippy quotes from an old emacs distribution.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that's why the New Brunswick craigslist was never useful.
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Ponddrop @ponddrop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear local business owners: a Facebook page is not a website. Repeat: a Facebook page is not a website. Ugh.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was one wandering around the golf course most of the summer, but we haven't seen him in a week - could be too late, but it wouldn't hurt to look around.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was looking for the /s...
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the week to check out the changing colours
A large maple tree with most of the leaves various shades of red.  The sky is blue behind it, with a couple white clouds.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got some David Letterman vibes going for him
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Brian Wilde @bwildemtl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasn’t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/1207663...
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Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens start the season with a tight victory over the Maple Leafs in Toronto - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Montreal Canadiens drew the Maple Leafs in Toronto and it was a match-up that Montreal has struggled with, but not this time. The Canadiens posted a tight 3-2 win.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and the smirk
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has to be #2 - 34 is and will always be the most punchable.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% petty.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 29/09/2026
Happy opening day of hockey season, NHL fans! Keep up with all 1,344 regular season games with this starter pack of hockey writers.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI isn't that advanced yet, sadly.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lost my last "Neon Sunset" ball today. Turns out that playing a ball that exactly matches the colours of the falling leaves isn't a great plan.
A Vice "Neon Sunset" golf ball
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't make eye contact.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was definitely a thing in the 480i days...
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta be a septic tank cleanout truck.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought the actual broadcasts were an improvement - they seemed to use different cameras, and the quality was better. Can't say anything about the intermissions, though, since I've been trained to ignore them.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...some day...
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gonna need to see game-by-game stats on how many calories each player costs you.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a much more restrained and polite response than I usually provided when having to deal with design companies.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sure it works fine on IE
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 17/09/2026
Behold! The time has come for: The TENTH ANNUAL HockeyViz Sour Candy Prediction Contest. If you can correctly* predict the results of the upcoming NHL season, I will send you an unseemly amount of sour candy, no matter where in the world you live. Entry is free: hockeyviz.com/txt/predicti...
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, it's 11pm and the Canpar tracking site is still saying "sept 16 - end of day" so I'm gonna go wait out by the road.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Makes the extra $25/cord I paid this year seems like a bargain!
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can always download a torrent & then delete it.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
er...I've heard stories.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You mean "fallilng onto a lemon" while dancing naked.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Opening Facebook or Twitter was your first mistake. Fascist websites sending manufactured outrage in order to generate engagement shouldn't be a surprise - sadly, too many people use that as one of their only sources of information.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What if the picture is of a frosted cake?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Must be the season for fluffy bellies
Fluffy white cat lying on his back with his belly exposed.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hugo rocket would make a pretty good slide, though.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you mean like this?
Screen shot from duckduckgo.com showing the results of searching for 85USD in CAD
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Do the same dance almost every day at the golf course, waiting for the Garmin to find its satellites
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seems quite comfy
A chipmunk is sitting inside the cage of a "squirrel-proof" bird feeder.  He's sitting on his butt and his tail is hanging out the bottom of the feeder.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Note: Squirrel-proof bird feeders are *not* chipmunk-proof.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
a jar of “intimate area whitening gel”
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was looking forward to someone showing up with that for me
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never thought I'd feel nostalgic about spam, but after hundreds of "Your cloud is disabled" phishing emails I received a throwback "Grow your penis" spam today.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing a general office cleanup, and found some of my old business cards. 1996: "Web Master" Can we go back to those days please?
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tesla - Replace it with BYD Facebook - just block it X - same Postmedia - force US hedge fund to sell control Gonna miss strawberries in February, but they honestly weren't that great.
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Chris Fullerton @cfullerton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well that's no fun. Maybe some Canadian whiskies?
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