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Chris Farris

@jcfarris.bsky.social
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Cloud Security Nerd www.chrisfarris.com www.primeharbor.com

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Yells at Cloud @yellsatcloudpod.com · 9h
An EC2 instance will run until the heat death of the universe, as long as the credit card keeps clearing. @jcfarris.bsky.social on cloud resources with no natural lifespan. @unremarkable.ai has the date: 2048. Yells at Cloud Ep. 3: yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-3
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do all the cool kids use for AI generated images in presentations these days? Back in my day it was midjourney, but that required Discord and I wasn't cool enough to hang with that crowd.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working on a keynote outline.... With AI, the fundamental mental sticking point is non-determinism. But given shitty enough memory management, and even your code becomes non-derministic.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did they get family veterinarian records tho?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When it comes to promoting conspiracy theories, theses guys are all about free speech. When it’s criticism of them…
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fwd:cloudsec @fwdcloudsec.org · 24/09/2026
Videos for fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 are out! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 - YouTube
Recorded at fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 September 7 and 8 London, UK
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait! I can order pumpkin spiced ribs?!?!?!
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A reminder that the Kennedy Center isn’t just a performing arts center, it’s a memorial to President John F. Kennedy and only an evil vindictive vile weak depraved narcissistic pathetic subhuman would spend every waking day trying to deface it and completely destroy it out of spite and jealousy.
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Informed1 @informed1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So basically the only thing not getting enshittified is coming from South American narco-criminals.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Release the Files
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chinese cyborg robotic technology has gotten to the point where they could roll out McConnell to semi-public view.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the antifa are executed, the murder porn will be posted here
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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Imagine having *Sam Altman* call you untrustworthy. I mean, they're probably correct, but still... ooooft
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Yells at Cloud @yellsatcloudpod.com · 24/08/2026
Episode 2 is live. AI agents escape containment. Grok Bot wants to be your coworker. AWS runs out of room. Amazon builds a gas-powered AI data center. Twitch says nobody would opt in. The Slow Collapse of Civilization. yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-2
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The Slow Collapse of Civilization - Yells at Cloud
AI agents escape their sandboxes, exploit Artifactory, and attack real companies. Is this a genuine safety problem, or just another round of labs marketing how powerful their models are? Grok Bot off…
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UBI + the Surveillance State is Slavery with Direct Deposit.
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david celis @davidcel.is · 07/08/2026
i'm hearing reports that every Flock camera has 64 GB of DDR5 in it…
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dear Crowdstrike. I’m finished up the AWS Heroes summit, please keep your change freeze in effect.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
OpenAI's models have decided on their own how to solve their data center water issues - www.fox9.com/news/30-minn...
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More than 30 Minnesota water systems targeted in cyberattack
More than 30 Minnesota communities saw their water system targeted in a cyberattack that spanned two days, state officials reported on Tuesday.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you believe Hollywood, Mexico is like that every day.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is how MAGA weeds out the weak ones that won't cut it on Epstein Island.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ss the good news is we're right back to where we were during The Great Dying. That Tracks.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is AI is my trauma?
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On an Accrual Accounting Basis, Amazon is currently worth 55x the Global Economy. Their investment in Kiro has clearly paid off.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The surviving survivors.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And yet, one is. Which tells you something about that shit-hole of a country.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The new policy will be to call in an airstrike/dronestrike on the vehicles.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
All of these migrations are going to seriously hamper Russian and Chinese intelligence gathering efforts against European Governments. www.theregister.com/software/202...
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Another German state heads down the open source sovereignty road
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern ditches SharePoint while Bavaria also mulls Microsoft alternatives
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Belgian Red Devils @belreddevils.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Overturn this! 😎
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Donald Trump has said he will withdraw all US Forces from Belgium, including all NATO commanders in Brussels, if the Belgian team does not lose to the United States tonight.
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Dr Jo Edge 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @hagenilda.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Screaming
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Democrats Abroad @demsabroad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look! Sealant Team 6 is guarding the Strait of Warm-Ooze. 🤣🤣 #Trump #ReflectingPool #Algae
Photo of 6 National Guards at the edge of the reflecting pool with the Washington Monument in the distance.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hope the negotiators with Iran manage to get us access to that awesome lego-propaganda model they use.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
California is going to get away from Trump's Giliead one way or another.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
TIL that Mythos 5 was trained on the un-redacted Epstein Files
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Submit your talks! You've still got time.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm glad someone appreciates my humor
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s been 7 months since I’ve been in the US, and I did not miss the smell if piss on public transport.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If we had enshitification before, this is full-on poop cruise level of shit
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We’ve always been at war with protein.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Finally talking about important stuff!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/05/2026
yes!! prospect.org/2026/05/20/e...
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Elon Musk’s Plan to Make You Invest in SpaceX - The American Prospect
He’s got his eye on your retirement savings and his net worth.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hide your children. Dow is about 50k, so pedophilia is acceptable again.
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That’s why you don’t walk with rhythm and carry dead fish
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Chris Farris @jcfarris.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Caligula made his horse a Consul. DJT's cabinet are no where near as qualified for their positions www.economist.com/internationa...
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America must hope Donald Trump is not a new Caligula
In the annals of rulers committing acts of folly, Roman decadence stands out
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