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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kids say hurtful things and you kind of shrug it off as a parent but it did sting today when my daughter told me she “is not really a Mariah Carey person”
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The double bird at 0:28 in the video is my highlight.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That timeout was a gift.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some might say that a large portion of the republican party has radicalized itself away from basic competence, some others might say i'm trying to accelerate white genocide - nobody can say who's right here
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure I can follow you anymore after labeling a Monty Python legend "some guy".
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Josh Cowen @joshcowenmi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Our voucher school will absolutely make sure your child is learning. No, we don’t need to take the same test as your local public school to prove it to you.”
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds like a brewing rivalry with Fansville.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day in the Ohio governor's race is just Vivek Ramaswamy smugly saying there are no cities in Ohio that start with C
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean are Dems even slighter better than the GOP when it comes to bowing to the Israel lobby?
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There seem to be 5 ads from the right for every ad from the left right now in Ohio.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2026
Per Kelsey Reichmann at @courthousenews.bsky.social, Supreme Court DENIES Trump’s emergency request to restrict mail-in ballots for midterm election. Alito and Thomas dissent.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It isn't "ending" any time soon.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He did www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...
youtube.com
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The fact Donald Trump told his supporters last night to "Cheat like hell" in 2026 election BUT that isn't the headline nationwide shows you again how corporate media is complicit.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joke?
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Moe's favorite team?
Moe Szyslak holding a mug in front of his face
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i respectfully never again want to see a piece asking how the left will pay for its policies
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you're paid to cover it, you still don't really need to watch since it's just same bullshit on a different day.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
their thought process
the environment? yuck! that's where poor people live!
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It turns out that Netanyahu was warned, in shockingly specific terms, about October 7 — and not only chose to do nothing, but hid the warning from the people who could have stopped it www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Netanyahu got an explicit warning before Oct. 7. He didn't brief security chiefs
In September '23, UAE President bin Zayed called Netanyahu to deliver a harsh warning. Netanyahu did nothing. An extensive investigation, conducted for a new book, reveals the PM's failures surroundin...
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac...
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I were the chair of the DNC and a Democratic gubernatorial candidate was attacked in the critical midterm election year, I’d probably highlight the fact that Donald Trump and the right have been stoking political violence for years with conspiracy bullshit and civil war rhetoric.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it)
the clock is at zero on the first Michigan Hail Mary play
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
deep cut
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sincerely, fuck that
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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Vermont Public @vermontpublic.org · 01/09/2026
Dale Sanders, whose trail name is Grey Beard, says he fell 71 times along the way, including while descending Killington in Vermont and just 200 yards from the finish in Maine. Read more: ow.ly/Eyff50ZHG2e
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The big thing for me is that the game is fresh and original without me having to learn any new systems or hotkeys.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 26/08/2026
Uhhh… I know it's only been 15 minutes but I think that every reporter within a mile of Linda McMahon or Trump should be asking why the Department of Education posted a video gleefully comparing Trump to *literal Hitler*.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
look, i understand everyone saying the WNBA should ban Enes Freedom Kanter from all arenas, but have you considered that would alienate the ten people at each Fever game who don't care about the sport or the league but just want to get attention?
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's plenty of consequences to regular Coke Zero consumption.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
MACtion starts Saturday!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this awful team, and he's too old to be a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable. But you've gotta admit: he's also absolutely terrible at football
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
actual insanity to start the guy nobody likes after he just hopped on a mic and actively told the fans he fucking hates them. todd monken might be the dumbest man alive
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Loreseed @loreseed.com · 23/08/2026
Open access... until the free flowing VC cash runs out and then you have to pay through the nose for the product that they made by using the work of millions of artists without consent or compensation. "Democratising" "art" by putting it in the control of like 5 corporations.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Does "cultural gatekeepers" mean creators and rights holders now?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's amazing that nuking hurricanes is actually more logical than what he's suggesting today.
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Husted/Tubberville is the final boss ticket.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
an ironclad rule is that the second a right-winger become the subject of justified mockery, they devolve into a little defenseless baby
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Chris @ceedubpdp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You must have missed the "Only" or you would known that is a bargain.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just once I would love one of these columns to identify precisely what this means. Who, specifically, needs to "acknowledge and reject" wokeness? What would such an acknowledgement look like? Is there anything conservatives need to acknowledge or reject in their own coalition?
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