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ElizaBabadook S. @elizs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
our long national nightmare is over
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
modern fantasies of financial independence today are like "maybe one of my friends will buy a 2br apartment and rent a bedroom out to me for below market rate"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
onemedical really has designed their mobile app and website to be opaque as possible about why you're supposed to pay them for something. you get an email that's just like "pay us!!" and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find the invoice for what you are paying for
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
still thinking back to that time eric adams closed a bunch of libraries for "budget reasons " and then put nypd officers out in front of them all to tell people they're closed. the officers out front make more money than the librarians that were put out of their jobs
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the complaining in this article reminds me of when a rust beginner whines about "rust isn't supposed to crash" when they get a panic in production because they're unwrapping every result type ai2rules.dev/blog/the-lin...
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The Lint That Would Have Caught It Is Off by Default
`let _ = writeln!(f, ..)` silently disabled the security property our tool exists to enforce. 254 tests passed, `clippy -D warnings` was clean, and there is no `unsafe` in the workspace. The lint that...
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice

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I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit

(picture of a woman's shadow cast on a wall, with anatomically positioned bra and panties)
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i wish i could be on the analytics team at alamo drafthouse to see how much of a disaster the switch from writing your order on an index card to mobile orders has been. every step of the way they make it as difficult as possible to order drinks and food
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
marvel infinity comics are a great, thoughtfully designed format for reading on the phone but have inanely dumb writing. almost the worst
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
maybe i'm just speaking for myself here but I'd much rather a guy be fat than violent and unstable
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
as a society we must refer to them as pervert glasses, never as the "smart glasses" that the marketing insists they are
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this looks so good
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
helicopters going over brooklyn rn doesn't make me feel particularly proud or safe or whatever
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
feeling like my use of claude code has stunted me intellectually. i wonder how many years this tool has set me back in my career
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
someone i know joked about having their quarter life crisis. they are 35. i'm sorry but this is a mid life crisis unless you're gonna live to 140 years old
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i type the sloppiest emails now so people know i'm not using AI to automate. when you receive a stream of thought email all lowercase mostly only commas for punctuation because that's when my brain thinks is an appropriate time to take a breath inbetween words, then you know it's me
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
republicans love to put children in concentration camps and then act irreparably violated when a democrat says “fuck”
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the owner of madison square garden uses state of the art facial recognition surveillance to ban people that were mean to him from attending events at madison square garden. what a fucking wet blanket of a man. second grade boy throwing a temper tantrum
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
they're absolutely going to use "hantavirus quarantine" as a reason to arrest people within the next year
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Jake Archibald @jakearchibald.com · 06/05/2026
So, Chrome's "web standard" Prompt API: Mozilla: Opposed WebKit: Opposed Microsoft: Several concerns W3C TAG: Several concerns Developers: Mostly negative Chrome: Ships anyway. A sad time for web standards. But, I guess someone at Google will get promoted, so 'every cloud…'
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
it sucks that there has been an incalculable amount of damage to the united state's research and innovation communities over the past year. people have been convicted for treason over much smaller attacks to the country's national security
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Mocca🔞 @whatsmocca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"The Boys are Back in Town" is meant to sound celebratory. But to those of us like myself who considered the boys our friends, it can hurt hearing it second-hand, like I'm the last one to find out
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i had a dream my landlord installed screens outside my window so that i would see a fake 3D scene and ads whenever i looked outside. it didn't happen but im still so mad at my landlord
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social how about now
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
great news for businesses that passed those tariffs on to consumers, who will not be refunded
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
can confirm. has been eevee as long as i can remember
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social yo
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
[ ] Keep me signed in and other lies
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the country will collapse when this man takes over when It Happens
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Jason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Any government that isn't right now accelerating plans to transition to 100% clean, renewable energy is either: a. Incompetent b. In the pockets of people who'd rather they didn't c. a & b
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein… Imagine that.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
lmao and this comic is Loss
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/04/2026
🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨 albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...
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Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship
Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
several times seeing "thought bubble of a sandwich over his head" in different contexts this week is a sign that i need to get more excited about sandwiches
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/04/2026
how much money does the marine corps lose
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10/04/2026
the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i don't smoke but the fact that in europe they have little smoker aquariums to hang out in and smoke cigarettes in airports is so profoundly compassionate. the design of spaces in america is so fuckin cruel. "let them suffer it's their fault they smoke". fuck america's individualism
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%......
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 09/04/2026
They still haven't fully released the Epstein files after almost five months because that's totally what you do when you're "innocent."
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