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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sorry, Rahne en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsba...
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Wolfsbane (character) - Wikipedia
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm assuming tay was referring to rayne, the scottish woman who is also a werewolf who is on a different team: the xmen
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ElizaBabadook S. @elizs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
our long national nightmare is over
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
modern fantasies of financial independence today are like "maybe one of my friends will buy a 2br apartment and rent a bedroom out to me for below market rate"
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this narrative is holding onto suspense in ways i never considered before
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
onemedical really has designed their mobile app and website to be opaque as possible about why you're supposed to pay them for something. you get an email that's just like "pay us!!" and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find the invoice for what you are paying for
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
still thinking back to that time eric adams closed a bunch of libraries for "budget reasons " and then put nypd officers out in front of them all to tell people they're closed. the officers out front make more money than the librarians that were put out of their jobs
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
nonbinary programs also lack any compile time checks, pushing issues to the runtime interpreter
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the complaining in this article reminds me of when a rust beginner whines about "rust isn't supposed to crash" when they get a panic in production because they're unwrapping every result type ai2rules.dev/blog/the-lin...
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The Lint That Would Have Caught It Is Off by Default
`let _ = writeln!(f, ..)` silently disabled the security property our tool exists to enforce. 254 tests passed, `clippy -D warnings` was clean, and there is no `unsafe` in the workspace. The lint that...
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
imgur's down what's the price? 😅
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice

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I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit

(picture of a woman's shadow cast on a wall, with anatomically positioned bra and panties)
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
but some brainless business degree suit is still insisting that "the cost savings are going to pan out". you have to type your credit card number in by hand. in the fucking dark. on your phone. while you're trying to watch a movie. whoever pushed for this has never been to a movie before. guaranteed
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i wish i could be on the analytics team at alamo drafthouse to see how much of a disaster the switch from writing your order on an index card to mobile orders has been. every step of the way they make it as difficult as possible to order drinks and food
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
marvel infinity comics are a great, thoughtfully designed format for reading on the phone but have inanely dumb writing. almost the worst
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
maybe i'm just speaking for myself here but I'd much rather a guy be fat than violent and unstable
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
as a society we must refer to them as pervert glasses, never as the "smart glasses" that the marketing insists they are
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this looks so good
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
feels like a show of power from an occupying force
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
helicopters going over brooklyn rn doesn't make me feel particularly proud or safe or whatever
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
what are strips?
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
yeah but then i'm staring at thousands of lines of code i don't know when there's a bug the tools can't figure out
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
feeling like my use of claude code has stunted me intellectually. i wonder how many years this tool has set me back in my career
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
someone i know joked about having their quarter life crisis. they are 35. i'm sorry but this is a mid life crisis unless you're gonna live to 140 years old
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i type the sloppiest emails now so people know i'm not using AI to automate. when you receive a stream of thought email all lowercase mostly only commas for punctuation because that's when my brain thinks is an appropriate time to take a breath inbetween words, then you know it's me
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
republicans love to put children in concentration camps and then act irreparably violated when a democrat says “fuck”
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
these are the leaders of industry. they're all little boys
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the owner of madison square garden uses state of the art facial recognition surveillance to ban people that were mean to him from attending events at madison square garden. what a fucking wet blanket of a man. second grade boy throwing a temper tantrum
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
chipped my tooth on phone sandwich why am i like this
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
so they get loaded up with different 3D Turtle scripts?
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
they're absolutely going to use "hantavirus quarantine" as a reason to arrest people within the next year
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Jake Archibald @jakearchibald.com · 06/05/2026
So, Chrome's "web standard" Prompt API: Mozilla: Opposed WebKit: Opposed Microsoft: Several concerns W3C TAG: Several concerns Developers: Mostly negative Chrome: Ships anyway. A sad time for web standards. But, I guess someone at Google will get promoted, so 'every cloud…'
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
it sucks that there has been an incalculable amount of damage to the united state's research and innovation communities over the past year. people have been convicted for treason over much smaller attacks to the country's national security
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Mocca🔞 @whatsmocca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"The Boys are Back in Town" is meant to sound celebratory. But to those of us like myself who considered the boys our friends, it can hurt hearing it second-hand, like I'm the last one to find out
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
it's a story about the dichotomy of life. a cat both living his best life (cats love boxes), but simultaneously is also living his worst (cats hate uranium). we contemplate the meaning of life through this thought experiment for we cannot know joy without also knowing sorrow
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i had a dream my landlord installed screens outside my window so that i would see a fake 3D scene and ads whenever i looked outside. it didn't happen but im still so mad at my landlord
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
it starts as a horrifying monster the size of a gerbil and by the time it's 23 it's kind of okay
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
can you pet the cat
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
im learning that if only i were a detestable tan guy i could date natalie portman
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
policy consultant: (bipartisanally) "But what if we kill the right people?"
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
and from today: Real Follower Countó @re... • 10s @cedarp.bsky.social has 88 real followers (followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social how about now
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cedarp.bsky.social @cedarp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
great news for businesses that passed those tariffs on to consumers, who will not be refunded
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
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